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Today Germany re-elects boobs

KlykaKlyka DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
it's a battle between...

angela merkel (the current chancellor) of the CDU (Christian-Democratic Union)

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and frank walter steinmeier from the SPD (Socialistic Party of Deutschland/Germany)

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As you can see, Merkel uses her most successful arguments in the fight for German politic supremacy to lure unsuspecting and half drunken German men into the black, christian-democratic void of her cleavage.

Steinmeier on the other hand is showing us just how big his wiener is and hopes to win the hearts of all age 45+ women in the country by doing so.

So SE++, what do you say, who will win this age-old fight of Boobs vs. Dong?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    as long as they don't repeal that beer purity law, i'm up for whatever

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  • Prof. AwesomeProf. Awesome Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That dress was a mistake

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    what is this

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    holy crap look at dem jugs

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Prof. Awesome wrote: »
    That dress was a mistake

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I wonder how long she's had that necklace

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    but as long as neither of them attempt to conquer europe I'll be happy

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    The expectations for Germany are so low at this point I couldn't give a shit about this election. As long as they don't start killing hundreds of thousands of people they've impressed me.

    edit - What the fuck Wren.

    What the fuck.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    its an easy shot, I just got it in first

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    why do you idiots always bring up the nazis when germany has brought us such amazing wonders as lowenbrau, becks and even bitburger

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    god I hope the CDU loses hard. they're going mad with power
    I mean, a secret police force, only controlled by the state?
    where did I hear that before
    I know it's supposedly not "from the higher ups", but Schäuble is one paranoid constitution-ignoring freak

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    They built the Autobahn guys!

    THE AUTOBAHN!

    So some people had a harsh time living here for a bit, tough luck, at least I can drive as fast as I want while listening to Falco.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    Prof. Awesome wrote: »
    Das Kleid war ein Fehler

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    god I hope the CDU loses hard. they're going mad with power
    I mean, a secret police force, only controlled by the state?
    where did I hear that before
    I know it's supposedly not "from the higher ups", but Schäuble is one paranoid constitution-ignoring freak

    what

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    I had a question about German politics.

    Which on of these two parties bans the violent videogames?

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    I had a question about German politics.

    Which on of these two parties bans the violent video games?

    Everyone except the "Pirate Party" bans video games.

    If you don't ban video games, you are not a good politician.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I saw the story in CNN a few weeks back, the billboard sign was that picture and someone else showing cleavage and they explained that the message was that they had "more to offer"

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    I had a question about German politics.

    Which on of these two parties bans the violent video games?

    Everyone except the "Pirate Party" bans video games.

    If you don't ban video games, you are not a good politician.
    Aha

    I thought it might be the boobie lady.

    She looks like the sort.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    why do you idiots always bring up the nazis when germany has brought us such amazing wonders as lowenbrau, becks and even bitburger

    are you implying that 100% of the world wars they've started involved nazis?

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    101 wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    god I hope the CDU loses hard. they're going mad with power
    I mean, a secret police force, only controlled by the state?
    where did I hear that before
    I know it's supposedly not "from the higher ups", but Schäuble is one paranoid constitution-ignoring freak

    what

    basically, some coalition papers got out stating the goal of giving the german national intelligence agency, BND, police rights, but of course, without supervision, because they're a secretive agency
    all in the name of fighting terrrrrrrrism

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    That is dumb.

    I mean did they not stop and go 'wait a minute I swear I've heard of this before'

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    101 wrote: »
    That is dumb.

    I mean did they not stop and go 'wait a minute I swear I've heard of this before'

    yeahhh most people did

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    It's like people trying to invent real artificial intelligence.

    Have they never seen Terminator?

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  • Prof. AwesomeProf. Awesome Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    I had a question about German politics.

    Which on of these two parties bans the violent video games?

    Everyone except the "Pirate Party" bans video games.

    If you don't ban video games, you are not a good politician.
    Aha

    I thought it might be the boobie lady.

    She looks like the sort.
    Yeah, it's mostly her party.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I wonder how long she's had that necklace

    this was a good post fuck you guys

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I wonder how long she's had that necklace

    this was a good post fuck you guys

    Not obvious enough, should have written "pearl necklace".

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    It's like people trying to invent real artificial intelligence.

    Have they never seen Terminator?

    pssh, leave that up to the future to fix

    get out of technology's way, luddite

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  • EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    as long as they don't repeal that beer purity law, i'm up for whatever

    Reinheitsgebot was just as detrimental as beneficial.

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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    So how (if at all) are people reacting to the UBL comments in Germany?

    Is it gonna be a repeat of Madrid?

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    101 wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    god I hope the CDU loses hard. they're going mad with power
    I mean, a secret police force, only controlled by the state?
    where did I hear that before
    I know it's supposedly not "from the higher ups", but Schäuble is one paranoid constitution-ignoring freak

    what

    basically, some coalition papers got out stating the goal of giving the german national intelligence agency, BND, police rights, but of course, without supervision, because they're a secretive agency
    all in the name of fighting terrrrrrrrism

    And lets not forget the Vorratsdatenspeicherung (Telecommunications data retention)! Because on the internet, everyone could be a Terrorist!
    I'm looking at YOU, SE++, you unpatriotic fucks! :winky:

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    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    So how (if at all) are people reacting to the UBL comments in Germany?

    Is it gonna be a repeat of Madrid?

    Bin Laden wants us to withdraw from Muslim land? But Germany practically IS Muslim land!

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    But who would want to withdraw from Muslimland?

    It's the Unhappiest Place on Earth!

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    So how (if at all) are people reacting to the UBL comments in Germany?

    Is it gonna be a repeat of Madrid?

    Well, how can you react? I don't think it's really influencing people's decision who to vote, and any attack in Germany would probably have exactly the opposite reaction in people and government than these people hope.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    But who would want to withdraw from Muslimland?

    It's the Unhappiest Place on Earth!
    It's a blast!

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    In 20 years or so, Germany will be called Turkish Colony of Germania and left over Germans will post terror videos on the internet, all dressed in Lederhosen and Bavarian hats.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    So how (if at all) are people reacting to the UBL comments in Germany?

    Is it gonna be a repeat of Madrid?

    Well, how can you react? I don't think it's really influencing people's decision who to vote, and any attack in Germany would probably have exactly the opposite reaction in people and government than these people hope.

    Yeah, have you ever met a pissed off german?

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    Ferrus wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    101 wrote: »
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    god I hope the CDU loses hard. they're going mad with power
    I mean, a secret police force, only controlled by the state?
    where did I hear that before
    I know it's supposedly not "from the higher ups", but Schäuble is one paranoid constitution-ignoring freak

    what

    basically, some coalition papers got out stating the goal of giving the german national intelligence agency, BND, police rights, but of course, without supervision, because they're a secretive agency
    all in the name of fighting terrrrrrrrism

    And lets not forget the Vorratsdatenspeicherung (Telecommunications data retention)! Because on the internet, everyone could be a Terrorist!
    I'm looking at YOU, SE++, you unpatriotic fucks! :winky:
    Wait, seriously?
    I thought Merkel did a good job with the financial crisis, but this shit obviates all that.

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  • honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2009
    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    honey nut cheerios wrote: »
    But who would want to withdraw from Muslimland?

    It's the Unhappiest Place on Earth!
    It's a blast!

    Shit, yours was better.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited September 2009
    I like living in a country where the political parties are too busy arguing with each other to actually pass any new laws or acts.

    my internet is safe 8-)

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    I wonder how long she's had that necklace

    this was a good post fuck you guys

    Man, I just got here and I was about to post that it was pretty great. Be patient, bananaman.

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