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    GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    so really in america and what not

    do people really never ask you to come in and do a little party piece to earn your sweets?

    What?

    N-no

    If someone asks you to come inside their house on Halloween they are probably a pedophile

    The big thing now is parties for kids at one house or one cul-de-sac. We live in a neighborhood full of kids. So many I'm usually trying to dodge them with my car as I pull in to the driveway... but on Halloween, no trick or treaters. So I found out what these yuppie parents do now is just buy a bunch of healthy snacks and stow them all away safely in one corner of the neighborhood.

    It's pretty sad.

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh man I am wiped. I didn't drink as much as I planned last night ... I decided to cut back so I could better keep an eye out on Crystal who threw down more than she's had in the last 5 years. Still, good times. Rocky Horror was a blast. They did audience participation before the movie, and like they do every year ask for all the Rocky 'virgins' to stand up, then they grab some and bring them to the stage. Well we got them to take our friend, and thought oh haha it'll be like the last 3 years where they give 'em 10 spankings.

    Not this year. This year it was 10 pelvic thrusts as the 'virgins' were bent over, and to top it all off not only was our friend completely not expecting this, he was dressed in drag, also with his long hair down he pulled of a girl very convincingly. Oh and the actress that picked him out of the audience was Columbia. It was hilarious and also I took a toilet paper roll to the head during "Great Scott!" but survived.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wikipedia told me it was primarily an irish\scottish thing

    and we invented the darn holiday

    you lucky bastards, always the worst part of the night hands down

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I've decided I need better friends; stronger faster shinier and who can stay out later.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You need robot friends

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    wait do you guys have bonfires on halloween?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    wikipedia told me it was primarily an irish\scottish thing

    and we invented the darn holiday

    you lucky bastards, always the worst part of the night hands down

    but hands down this is the best day i can ever remember

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goshdangit Keith, stop making everyones posts into pop songs

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Goshdangit Keith, stop making everyones posts into pop songs

    this hurts coming from you

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    wait do you guys have bonfires on halloween?

    We used to when our parties were at a friends house 30 minutes out of town, but now my yard is only like 20 x 20, and it's hard enough trying to keep the drunken guests from wandering into the neighbors front yard ... I don't want to add "Tried to burn down neighbors garage" to a potential police report.

    Also leaves a big-ass grass-free zone in the yard.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Keith wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Goshdangit Keith, stop making everyones posts into pop songs

    this hurts coming from you

    Everybody hurts Keith

    sooooometimes

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    fuck halloween

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What's your problem now, Fandy

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Mostly just being awake and hateful

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    Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I actually did my hair today for my costume. First time I used styling gel on it ever.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    god dammit I was going to be witty and tell my roommate that I was dressed up as a werewolf and then when he asked why I was in normal clothes without a costume I'd say that when it's not a full moon they look like everyone else, duh but it is a full moon tonight

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    god dammit I was going to be witty and tell my roommate that I was dressed up as a werewolf and then when he asked why I was in normal clothes without a costume I'd say that when it's not a full moon they look like everyone else, duh but it is a full moon tonight

    well now you're committed

    go get some glue and start shaving your dog for materials

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    god dammit I was going to be witty and tell my roommate that I was dressed up as a werewolf and then when he asked why I was in normal clothes without a costume I'd say that when it's not a full moon they look like everyone else, duh but it is a full moon tonight

    Bahahaha, poor Dicho.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    what else can i add to my box of fish sticks and shutter shades

    should i hold onto the fish sticks or get a string and tie them around my neck

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    backup plan: I'm going as an Immortal from Highlander

    just one of the lame ones who got killed offscreen by the main villian

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    MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Huh, it is a full moon tonight? I think the last time I remember it being a full moon (and a clear night) on Halloween was when I was like 10 or something.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Going as the Spy, which also took about 30 minutes to put together since I own a blue suit, butterfly knife, and balaclava

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2009
    man I just found out I'm supposed to drive my brother and a friend tonight or something and also I'm supposed to have a costume? this is wonderful

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    be slutty geebs

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited October 2009
    my brother is putting a hockey jersey on and going as a hockey player

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    cut his hair into a mullet and knock a few of his teeth out

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    probably old and already posted, but i don't care because the onion is awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1taC3JjIOkM

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    FAQ wrote: »
    wait do you guys have bonfires on halloween?

    no, fool. the fires are for all hallows eve when we must raise our voices to the gods, our eyes ringed in char, our faces gaunt in the terror of facing eternity.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    faggy acting little boys


    hahahahahaha

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    moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I get to work from 5pm to midnight tonight.

    Woo, par-tay!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    whoooo fear me for I am a poorly designed costume that cost less then $20

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I saw that bucketman.


    Don't think that I didn't.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blasting some Halloween Dio and getting the smoke machine set up for tonight's party! fuuuuck yes I love the shit out of halloween.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    goddamn, son

    you certainly picked a fitting costume for your physique

    I am a big boy :(

    but hey I've been on a diet and working out. Thanks for calling me a pig. Jerk.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    whoooo fear me for I am a poorly designed costume that cost less then $20

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    i ain't trying to be mean

    but uh

    are those muttonchops and if so, do they seriously go down to your fourth chin?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    probably old and already posted, but i don't care because the onion is awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1taC3JjIOkM

    the kids are hilarious

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I work tonight so I'm going to show up late to a party at my friend's house dressed in my work uniform. I'm sad that I'm too poor and too lazy to get a cool costume.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    they are mutton chops. and what 4th chin? I got stubble to shave yeah but I have at most 2 chins. Hopefully less soon.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    man out of all the places that make me feel uncomfortable and self conscious about myself. Way to ruin my holiday jerks :( now I'm going to go sit in the shower and cry for an hour while I eat halloween candy.

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
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    This is the note sitting in a bowl of candy on my porch right now.


    Don't worry, I put a note below it saying "Just Kidding, I'm just not home. Don't take all of the unguarded candy."

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