do people really never ask you to come in and do a little party piece to earn your sweets?
What?
N-no
If someone asks you to come inside their house on Halloween they are probably a pedophile
The big thing now is parties for kids at one house or one cul-de-sac. We live in a neighborhood full of kids. So many I'm usually trying to dodge them with my car as I pull in to the driveway... but on Halloween, no trick or treaters. So I found out what these yuppie parents do now is just buy a bunch of healthy snacks and stow them all away safely in one corner of the neighborhood.
Oh man I am wiped. I didn't drink as much as I planned last night ... I decided to cut back so I could better keep an eye out on Crystal who threw down more than she's had in the last 5 years. Still, good times. Rocky Horror was a blast. They did audience participation before the movie, and like they do every year ask for all the Rocky 'virgins' to stand up, then they grab some and bring them to the stage. Well we got them to take our friend, and thought oh haha it'll be like the last 3 years where they give 'em 10 spankings.
Not this year. This year it was 10 pelvic thrusts as the 'virgins' were bent over, and to top it all off not only was our friend completely not expecting this, he was dressed in drag, also with his long hair down he pulled of a girl very convincingly. Oh and the actress that picked him out of the audience was Columbia. It was hilarious and also I took a toilet paper roll to the head during "Great Scott!" but survived.
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We used to when our parties were at a friends house 30 minutes out of town, but now my yard is only like 20 x 20, and it's hard enough trying to keep the drunken guests from wandering into the neighbors front yard ... I don't want to add "Tried to burn down neighbors garage" to a potential police report.
Also leaves a big-ass grass-free zone in the yard.
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god dammit I was going to be witty and tell my roommate that I was dressed up as a werewolf and then when he asked why I was in normal clothes without a costume I'd say that when it's not a full moon they look like everyone else, duh but it is a full moon tonight
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god dammit I was going to be witty and tell my roommate that I was dressed up as a werewolf and then when he asked why I was in normal clothes without a costume I'd say that when it's not a full moon they look like everyone else, duh but it is a full moon tonight
well now you're committed
go get some glue and start shaving your dog for materials
god dammit I was going to be witty and tell my roommate that I was dressed up as a werewolf and then when he asked why I was in normal clothes without a costume I'd say that when it's not a full moon they look like everyone else, duh but it is a full moon tonight
Huh, it is a full moon tonight? I think the last time I remember it being a full moon (and a clear night) on Halloween was when I was like 10 or something.
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no, fool. the fires are for all hallows eve when we must raise our voices to the gods, our eyes ringed in char, our faces gaunt in the terror of facing eternity.
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ZeroFillFeeling much better.A nice, green leaf.Registered Userregular
I work tonight so I'm going to show up late to a party at my friend's house dressed in my work uniform. I'm sad that I'm too poor and too lazy to get a cool costume.
man out of all the places that make me feel uncomfortable and self conscious about myself. Way to ruin my holiday jerks now I'm going to go sit in the shower and cry for an hour while I eat halloween candy.
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The big thing now is parties for kids at one house or one cul-de-sac. We live in a neighborhood full of kids. So many I'm usually trying to dodge them with my car as I pull in to the driveway... but on Halloween, no trick or treaters. So I found out what these yuppie parents do now is just buy a bunch of healthy snacks and stow them all away safely in one corner of the neighborhood.
It's pretty sad.
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Not this year. This year it was 10 pelvic thrusts as the 'virgins' were bent over, and to top it all off not only was our friend completely not expecting this, he was dressed in drag, also with his long hair down he pulled of a girl very convincingly. Oh and the actress that picked him out of the audience was Columbia. It was hilarious and also I took a toilet paper roll to the head during "Great Scott!" but survived.
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and we invented the darn holiday
you lucky bastards, always the worst part of the night hands down
but hands down this is the best day i can ever remember
this hurts coming from you
We used to when our parties were at a friends house 30 minutes out of town, but now my yard is only like 20 x 20, and it's hard enough trying to keep the drunken guests from wandering into the neighbors front yard ... I don't want to add "Tried to burn down neighbors garage" to a potential police report.
Also leaves a big-ass grass-free zone in the yard.
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Everybody hurts Keith
sooooometimes
well now you're committed
go get some glue and start shaving your dog for materials
Bahahaha, poor Dicho.
should i hold onto the fish sticks or get a string and tie them around my neck
just one of the lame ones who got killed offscreen by the main villian
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no, fool. the fires are for all hallows eve when we must raise our voices to the gods, our eyes ringed in char, our faces gaunt in the terror of facing eternity.
hahahahahaha
Woo, par-tay!
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I am a big boy
but hey I've been on a diet and working out. Thanks for calling me a pig. Jerk.
i ain't trying to be mean
but uh
are those muttonchops and if so, do they seriously go down to your fourth chin?
the kids are hilarious
This is the note sitting in a bowl of candy on my porch right now.
Don't worry, I put a note below it saying "Just Kidding, I'm just not home. Don't take all of the unguarded candy."