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Voting Thread: Brackets 19 & 20

Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Graphic Violence
This is the voting thread for brackets 19 and 20. Please leave all chatting and questions about the tournament in the tournament thread.

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  • SimpsoniaSimpsonia Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - robots for teh win
    Xorn - lesser of the two damned ridiculous godlike powers

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron: Oh, yeah. Gaseous cloud lady is gonna take on Mister "I fucking ruin the shit of the Avengers"
    Despero: As much as I hate him, he needs to move on so Ultron can kick him in the balls.

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  • exitexit Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ultron
    despero

    reasons for both: fucking beatdown

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  • GoodCitizenGoodCitizen Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron: Mist can't hurt him. She's done.

    Despero: With guys like this we might as well have let Thanos or Galactus into the tourney. Also, Xorn vs Ultron could be bad depending on the rules. Xorn beating ultron would really suck...

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    exit wrote:
    ultron
    despero

    reasons for both: fucking beatdown

    Quoted and voted for absolute truthiness.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2006
    ultrespero

    destron

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - He's pretty much Robot Jesus

    Despero - He really doesn't need mind control here.

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ULTRON, I would have words with thee.

    Speed Racer.despero

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - Yeah. Try and hurt him, Mist. Just try it.

    Despero - I actually think HE is the lesser of two evils when fighting Xorn.

    Man I hate Xorn.

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  • RonnieWooWoo!RonnieWooWoo! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - How the fuck did Mist get this far anyway?

    Despero - Ugh, I hate characters with "I can do anything the writers need me to " power sets, but Xorn is outclassed here.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - Too much for Mist.

    Despero - Even with the limits placed on his powers this fight he will take Xorn apart.

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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Mist - Because Doom hasn't bothered to list which fucking Ultron it is. And I think someone would much rather risk losing a hand by intangi-ripping his hardwiring out than dying. Even the adamantium shell ultrons are fucking weak once their adamantium is gone.

    Despero - No way Xorn can win, just no fucking way...what a shame too, Despero is a horrible villain.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron

    Despero

    It's been said...humongous beat down of infinite ass fuckery.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron- Really, he is probably airtight, and he has forefields, and his internal wiring, given the fact that it can withstand his outer shell being hammered upon by Thor, cannot simply be dislodged with normal human muscle power.

    Despero- Really, seriously, Xorn is fucking dead. Despero is in a league far beyond Xorn.

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  • SnoogySnoogy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron

    Despero



    I feel like voteing in this thread is akin to agreeing with a foregone conclusion.

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  • JudasJudas Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron
    Despero

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - srsly?
    Xorn - srsly.

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  • CharmyCharmy Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron: Mist cannot hurt him in any conceivable way.

    Despero: "This... Scott has gone straight to hell". Seriously, those mind-bullets are deadly.

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  • MajidahMajidah Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron---Against mist? BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

    Despero---!#@! you magneto! #@#$ for pretending to be a nice guy from china with a star-for-a-head! !@#! you for creating dozens of continuity errors! Jean and the professor read Xorn's mind DOZENS of times! Were they HIGH?!?! WTF happened?! And Magneto being on mutant-crack and killing everyone in new york? What's that about? When did Erik stop being Shindler's list and start being Crash? I hope you get crotch-bees new X-men, I hope the crotch-bees torment you. Despero will give you the comeupance you so richly deserve.

    I'm off to have a quiet cry.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron
    Despero


    Really, if it were Magneto, I'd have to stump for him, but the whole Xorn thing was gay.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - I mean, come on

    Despero - psssh

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - Mist? Yeah, fuck that. Worst she does is rust Ultron's boot.

    Xorn - Guys, Despero won't get past Xorn's shield. This is basically Magneto on performance enhancers. The world is his playtoy. Despero is going to end up in a tomb of metal miles thick and he'll be fairly incapcitated.

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  • RaptoriaRaptoria Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - Mist is seriously fucked.
    Xorn - Star-for-brain. Can't beat that. Magneto with souped up powers. Can't beat that either.

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  • SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron
    Despero

    Do we even need to vote?

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  • CircularCircular Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    19: Ultron (Wouldn't Mist just freeze soon after becoming intangible? There's just nothing she can do here.)

    20: Xorn (After reading Xorn's Wikipedia entry, I still have absolutely no idea what he can do. I'm prepared to say that in comic-book terms, that means "can do whatever situation requires him to do"--in this case, move Despero until he's out of bounds, or move the planet until Despero is out of bounds, whichever is easier.)

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  • Chrono PaladinChrono Paladin Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - Mist's never had a chance.

    Despero - Mind bullets.

    And I can't wait to see the Ultron/Despero beatdown in their next match.

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  • NinjaSquirrelNinjaSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - Not a thing Mist can do to the big giant robot of doom.

    Despero - Sure maybe Xorn could eventually wear him down by thrown metal, but that would take about as much time as a normal person to get worn down by tissue paper being thrown at him. In that time Despero would either pew pew mind bullets or tear him in half.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron - I doubt Mist will even show up for the fight, I mean would you show up? No! Of course not.

    Despero - I said I was gonna vote for Xorn but I was just being silly, plus no body likes Xorn (aka he of a million "wtf?s"). Of course no one likes Despero either so... yeah. Heres looking foreward to 2007 and Ultron vs Despero!

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  • ExcessiveKnifeExcessiveKnife Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Ultron

    Xorn

    Why not?

    (NOTE: The above was a retorical question, and requires no response. Original poster takes no responsibility for any further posts made in this vein. Void in Swaziland, no CODs.)

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  • Eliot DuboisEliot Dubois Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ultron - Because I believe in Santa.

    Xorn - X-Men Emergency Indeed, Despero.

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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ultron, because he's THE BEST ROBOT EVER.

    Xorn. I was a little late to the debate thread, but I think he can burrow into the center of Warworld, and open up his star-head and collapse the whole damn place in on himself.

    I think.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Ultron - Will not be threatened by the contents of an aerosol.
    Despero - Is apparently stupidly powerful, but will get his ass kicked by Ultron in the next round.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ultron - durrrr

    Despero - Xorn is outclassed.

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  • Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ultron and Despero advance. The bracket has been updated.

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  • DraXXXenDraXXXen Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ultron-Despero! Combine to form awesome win!

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