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Elvis Vs Kurt Cobain
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My Mother (gaaawdblessuh) reminded me that Kurt Cobain pipped Elvis as the highest-earning dead person some time last year, and I got to thinking - who would win in a fight between Elvis and Cobain?
Now Elvis has those hips, which means he's probably good with his legs and thus can perform some mean kicks. We're talking Judo quality, here. But! Kurt Cobain has a gun. So it's probably going to be a very close call.
Now Elvis has those hips, which means he's probably good with his legs and thus can perform some mean kicks. We're talking Judo quality, here. But! Kurt Cobain has a gun. So it's probably going to be a very close call.
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They're both dead, what good will a gun do?
Unless he's shooting to incapacitate.
The Flash.
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elvis was practically bruce lee
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Superman, obviously.
Teddy: What are you, cracked?
Vern: No, I saw him on TV the other day, he was holding five elephants in one hand.
Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Vern: I guess you're right. It'd be a good fight though
and afterwards, Kurt could go make another shitty band
what kind of question is that
how many pots have you smoked
huh?
how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?
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I can only imagine how creepy the full picture is.
Okay, Nirvana was not good. Their shitty whiny lyrics and sloppy song writing somehow managed to be something that the "lost" children of the white upper middle class could identify with, so they gained popularity. When that cracked out, worthless douche bag blew his brains out, he made himself a martyr, because now his fans could point to the very system, against which they were "rebelling," as his murderer. Its all bullshit and Nirvana always sucked. Unless its 1994, I don't ever want to hear another Nirvana song again, or see another Cobain poster, for that matter.
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