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Elvis Vs Kurt Cobain

Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/themNorth Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
My Mother (gaaawdblessuh) reminded me that Kurt Cobain pipped Elvis as the highest-earning dead person some time last year, and I got to thinking - who would win in a fight between Elvis and Cobain?

Now Elvis has those hips, which means he's probably good with his legs and thus can perform some mean kicks. We're talking Judo quality, here. But! Kurt Cobain has a gun. So it's probably going to be a very close call.

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    ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I sure do care

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    you got a purdy mouth boy

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    nirvana sucks

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Pipped Elvis? Is that some kind of innuendo?

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    freddie mercury hurf durf

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What the Hell. I was bored.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Squirminator2k wrote:
    My Mother (gaaawdblessuh) reminded me that Kurt Cobain pipped Elvis as the highest-earning dead person some time last year, and I got to thinking - who would win in a fight between Elvis and Cobain?

    Now Elvis has those hips, which means he's probably good with his legs and thus can perform some mean kicks. We're talking Judo quality, here. But! Kurt Cobain has a gun. So it's probably going to be a very close call.

    They're both dead, what good will a gun do?

    Unless he's shooting to incapacitate.

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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    WHO WOULD WIN BATMAN OR SUPERMAN

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Carl with a K wrote:
    WHO WOULD WIN BATMAN OR SUPERMAN

    The Flash.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Carl with a K wrote:
    WHO WOULD WIN BATMAN OR SUPERMAN

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    revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Geek wrote:
    Carl with a K wrote:
    WHO WOULD WIN BATMAN OR SUPERMAN

    Solomon Grundy.

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    SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Carl with a K wrote:
    WHO WOULD WIN BATMAN OR SUPERMAN
    Well as long as one of them dies i don't care

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    It's like dominoes, this. It really is magical watching threads like this unfold.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    reeeal purdy

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    elvis is still alive where as cobain has the slight disadvantage of having a big hole in his head

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    kobain was a pussy
    elvis was practically bruce lee

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Oden wrote:
    freddie mercury hurf durf
    Well, he does have mad skills with a broken mic stand.

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    reeeal purdy
    I'm flattered, but I think we should stay friends. I wouldn't want to spoil our friendship.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    i don't want to be friends.

    i just want to fuck your pretty mouth-hole.

    :wink:

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    revolve wrote:
    The Geek wrote:
    Carl with a K wrote:
    WHO WOULD WIN BATMAN OR SUPERMAN

    Solomon Grundy.

    No, the question was not "Who wants pants too?"

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    i don't want to be friends.

    i just want to fuck your pretty mouth-hole.

    :wink:

    Well if it's no strings attached mouth sex you're looking for...

    ...well, I may have to commit ritual suicide.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Mmmm, fucked up BBCode gets me so hot.

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    intafustedintafusted Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Carl with a K wrote:
    WHO WOULD WIN BATMAN OR SUPERMAN

    Superman, obviously.

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    Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Mmmm, fucked up BBCode gets me so hot.
    I shudder to think how you'd react to people using HTML code in forum posts. I bet it drives you wild with desire.

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    PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Daniel Craig

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Unf unf unf unf.

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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The Far Side wrote:
    Squirminator2k wrote:
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Mmmm, fucked up BBCode gets me so hot.
    I shudder to think how you'd react to people using HTML code in forum posts. I bet it drives you wild with desire.
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    hello tfs

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    eazee_munnyeazee_munny Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?

    Teddy: What are you, cracked?

    Vern: No, I saw him on TV the other day, he was holding five elephants in one hand.

    Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

    Vern: I guess you're right. It'd be a good fight though

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Cobain could beat the shit out of elvis .

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Cobain could beat the shit out of elvis .

    and afterwards, Kurt could go make another shitty band

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Keith wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Cobain could beat the shit out of elvis .

    and afterwards, Kurt could go make another shitty band
    Do you hate every thing good?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Cobain could beat the shit out of elvis .

    and afterwards, Kurt could go make another shitty band
    Do you hate every thing good?

    what kind of question is that

    how many pots have you smoked

    huh?

    how many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Fav! You sexy thing! You changed your avatar! AND GOT A NEW SIG! :O

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I think Dave Grohl is a pretty hot guy.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited December 2006
    Veretas wrote:
    Fav! You sexy thing! You changed your avatar! AND GOT A NEW SIG! :O

    I can only imagine how creepy the full picture is.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Cobain could beat the shit out of elvis .

    and afterwards, Kurt could go make another shitty band
    Do you hate every thing good?

    Okay, Nirvana was not good. Their shitty whiny lyrics and sloppy song writing somehow managed to be something that the "lost" children of the white upper middle class could identify with, so they gained popularity. When that cracked out, worthless douche bag blew his brains out, he made himself a martyr, because now his fans could point to the very system, against which they were "rebelling," as his murderer. Its all bullshit and Nirvana always sucked. Unless its 1994, I don't ever want to hear another Nirvana song again, or see another Cobain poster, for that matter.

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