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Christmas Castration

Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
edited December 2006 in Social Entropy++
Woman Charged With Malicious Castration
By Associated Press

Fri Dec 29, 8:39 PM

LILLINGTON, N.C. - A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party, injuring him badly enough that he needed 50 stitches, authorities said Friday. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, was charged with malicious castration in a fight early Tuesday at a party hosted by the 38-year-old man's girlfriend, police said.

All three were heavily intoxicated, police Chief Frank Powers said.

Dawson is accused of grabbing the man's genitals. Police said a weapon was not used. He declined to elaborate.

"I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point," police Cpl. Brad Stevens said. "All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands."

Dawson does not have a listed phone number.

State law describes malicious castration as cutting off, maiming or disfiguring a person's genitals with the intent to hurt or render the victim impotent.

Dawson, who was released Wednesday on $50,000 bond, also was charged with offenses including assault causing serious bodily injury.

The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000 roughly 30 miles south of Raleigh, Powers said.

Now thats a Party! So did anyone else get a castration for Christmas?

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I live near there!


    Yeah, thats all I got, this is a bad post.

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    Black IceBlack Ice Charlotte, NCRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I got a Playstation 3

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Black Ice wrote:
    I got a Playstation 3
    Were they sold out of castration?

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Black Ice wrote:
    I got a Playstation 3

    lol ps3 sux wii all the way to viktory pwned

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    PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    What's a penis?

    Pesh on
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Zoolander wrote:
    Black Ice wrote:
    I got a Playstation 3
    Were they sold out of castration?
    Hahaha

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    ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Uriel wrote:
    Zoolander wrote:
    Black Ice wrote:
    I got a Playstation 3
    Were they sold out of castration?
    Hahaha
    My reply was far superior to Bibble's, if I may say so

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Woman Charged With Malicious Castration
    Is there any other kind?

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    "I take away his weapon. Both of them."

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Woman Charged With Malicious Castration
    Is there any other kind?

    Surely theres some kind of fetish, right?

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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    Zoolander wrote:
    Uriel wrote:
    Zoolander wrote:
    Black Ice wrote:
    I got a Playstation 3
    Were they sold out of castration?
    Hahaha
    My reply was far superior to Bibble's, if I may say so

    u donot no tha pwoer of wii

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Woman Charged With Malicious Castration
    Is there any other kind?

    Surely theres some kind of fetish, right?
    To Google!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    FreddyD wrote:
    "I take away his weapon. Both of them."
    D:

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    Jesus McChristJesus McChrist Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    There is.

    Oh god is there ever.

    I read an interview with a guy who got his cock voluntarily cut off and he was all "ISS COO I CAN STILL GET MY ASS FINGERED."

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    if you can read this i hope you have a good day partner
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    BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2006
    There is.

    Oh god is there ever.

    I read an interview with a guy who got his cock voluntarily cut off and he was all "ISS COO I CAN STILL GET MY ASS FINGERED."


    D:


    D:

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    There is.

    Oh god is there ever.

    I read an interview with a guy who got his cock voluntarily cut off and he was all "ISS COO I CAN STILL GET MY ASS FINGERED."
    DO NOT WANT

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    GIT MOUNTAIN MAN!

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    bongibongi regular
    edited December 2006
    it's true though

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    MindstormMindstorm Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Yeah...

    I'm not exactly proud of some of the things that happen in NC...

    This has to be one of them...

    And yeah, the fetish thing? Eunuchs. Don't google image search for it or you will want to kill yourself (yeah it's a term, but it's associated with some BDSM fetishes, like people removing said objects to become a sexual slave so they can serve their master. The things I get for being party to forums more ghastly than these).

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    A friend of mine ran up to me at a christmas party a week or so ago, and was all like
    "look at this picture of a painting I did for my room mate's christmas present!" and I was like
    "oh that's a nice present! what did you paint?"
    "Instructions for self nullification!"
    "what the hell is self null- OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES" *vomit*


    true story

    #pipe on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    stuff
    You know what needs castration?

    Your name.

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    edited December 2006
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    tfs I'm not sure what you're implying there

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    he's fixing your avatar

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    stuff
    You know what needs castration?

    Your name.

    I take it you like it? I do too, :D

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    stuff
    You know what needs castration?

    Your name.

    I take it you like it? I do too, :D
    colon rotate colon














    spoiler colon winky colon spoiler

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    blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I got a Wii.

    The controller looks kind of like a penis.

    And once I dropped it.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    So North Carolina needed a law specifically for malicious castration? This isn't just plain ol' assault?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I got a Wii.

    The controller looks kind of like a penis.

    And once I dropped it.
    I'll drop your Wii. :winky:








    That was a euphamism, see.










    I was implying things about your penis.

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    blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I got a Wii.

    The controller looks kind of like a penis.

    And once I dropped it.
    I'll drop your Wii. :winky:








    That was a euphamism, see.










    I was implying things about your penis.

    You'll drop it? I rather hope it can stay up on it's own...


    (You see what I did there?)

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    I got a Wii.

    The controller looks kind of like a penis.

    And once I dropped it.
    I'll drop your Wii. :winky:








    That was a euphamism, see.










    I was implying things about your penis.

    You'll drop it? I rather hope it can stay up on it's own...


    (You see what I did there?)

    Yeah, you used an inappropriate apostrophe.

    Framling on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Framling wrote:
    I got a Wii.

    The controller looks kind of like a penis.

    And once I dropped it.
    I'll drop your Wii. :winky:








    That was a euphamism, see.










    I was implying things about your penis.

    You'll drop it? I rather hope it can stay up on it's own...


    (You see what I did there?)

    Yeah, you used an inappropriate apostrophe.
    There's always room for an it's/its section on the right side of your sig.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    redhead wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    I got a Wii.

    The controller looks kind of like a penis.

    And once I dropped it.
    I'll drop your Wii. :winky:

    That was a euphamism, see.

    I was implying things about your penis.

    You'll drop it? I rather hope it can stay up on it's own...

    (You see what I did there?)

    Yeah, you used an inappropriate apostrophe.
    There's always room for an it's/its section on the right side of your sig.

    Bah, then it just starts getting clunky.

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    your = belonging to you

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    blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Its just a mistake, get over it.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Its just a mistake, get over it.

    Oh, I'm over it, but you're still wrong.

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    blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Framling wrote:
    Its just a mistake, get over it.

    Oh, I'm over it, but you're still wrong.

    Oh come on, you didn't pick that up right there?

    In that post.

    Right there.

    EDIT:

    DO YOU SEE!?

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Framling wrote:
    Its just a mistake, get over it.

    Oh, I'm over it, but you're still wrong.

    Oh come on, you didn't pick that up right there?

    In that post.

    Right there.

    EDIT:

    DO YOU SEE!?

    Please... no more..... no more slides....

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    blizzard224blizzard224 Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Lardalish wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Its just a mistake, get over it.

    Oh, I'm over it, but you're still wrong.

    Oh come on, you didn't pick that up right there?

    In that post.

    Right there.

    EDIT:

    DO YOU SEE!?

    Please... no more..... no more slides....

    WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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    CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Framling wrote:
    Its just a mistake, get over it.

    Oh, I'm over it, but you're still wrong.

    Oh come on, you didn't pick that up right there?

    In that post.

    Right there.

    EDIT:

    DO YOU SEE!?

    DO YOU SEE?
    510beautiful1.jpg

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    KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    www vomitus com ...

    R.S. Connett.. a talented artist... who's works you probably don't want to see.

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