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Ask Shoe: Forum Suicide Edition

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
Well, I ain't did this in awhile

and with only thousands of posts between me and my inevitable demise, I figured, why not answer some questions, do some good for this community of stupid, stupid bastards

SO HERE WE GO

but first, to answer some Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is best in life?
A: Knowing that whoever asks me this question is going to die, and there's at least a chance it won't be peacefully.

Q: When does Secret Satans start this year:
A: Fuck if I know, ain't my thing anymore. Gettin' too old for this shit. Ask neville. I'd tell you to ask tube but he would likely destroy you.

Q: When are you going to make another Y: Freelance Vowel comic?
A: Post 100,000. It will be my denouement.


alright I can't think of any more questions

now it's your turn

GO MY CHILDREN

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, can you ask neville for me?

    I am scared of him.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe why are half your posts complaining about something stupid?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, it's looking like my work is not going to give me time off the week of Thanksgiving

    what should I do

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I have another question.

    You hangin' out again with your wife shoe?

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, did you learn anything from being stuck in America for a year because you are retarded?

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Don't you hate pants?

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Where does John Darnielle get the inspiration for his songs from?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe was I the impetus of this thread?

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, why in the hell is he called Silent Bob anyway

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Shoe, can you ask neville for me?

    I am scared of him.

    DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK LORD CHUMLEY

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: I'm probably going to get demon's souls some time this week. Who wants to play with me???

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    Shoe why are half your posts complaining about something stupid?

    so many things are wrong

    I am only one man

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, it's looking like my work is not going to give me time off the week of Thanksgiving

    what should I do

    bring a turkey to work

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, what is best in life?

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    don't die, shoe?

    See, it's a question because of the "?"

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    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    gonna give you a break from answering questions Shoe.

    Thanks for introducing me to Home Movies dude. It's excellent.

    #pipe on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    >_<

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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, why will the overlords of the foums not change the 100,000 post ignore listing dealy for you?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

    that is a quote from the office! google told me so!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Where will I go when I die?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I have another question.

    You hangin' out again with your wife shoe?

    paperwork still pending

    she gonna visit me for kreesmas though

    gonna be rad

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Where does John Darnielle get the inspiration for his songs from?

    the bible, his life as an addict, his childhood, hearing a song he enjoyed on the radio, driving into georgia on tour for the first time, sitting in a hospital waiting room convinced of his imminent death, his love of metal

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: Masturbation or Ribs?

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    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    I have another question.

    You hangin' out again with your wife shoe?

    paperwork still pending

    she gonna visit me for kreesmas though

    gonna be rad

    hi5 dude.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Q: Masturbation or Ribs?

    i'd say both at the same time but god damn that'd be messy

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Shoe, did you learn anything from being stuck in America for a year because you are retarded?

    I learned that you are much nicer in person, and that it is always best to have your shit in order

    I also learned that my wife is the one person in the universe I never want to chokeslam

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    could Jesus ever microwave a burrito so hot that he, himself could not eat it?

    #pipe on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, why will the overlords of the foums not change the 100,000 post ignore listing dealy for you?

    I think it's more like they WOULDN'T change the default "do nothing" behavior for people other than Teefs

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Don't you hate pants?

    I prefer shorts, due to comfort and ease of wear, but no, I can't say I hate pants

    jeans however

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHU5gA8oP8

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: How does netflix work?

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: How does netflix work?

    a wizard did it.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Where does John Darnielle get the inspiration for his songs from?

    I don't know who that is. I imagine he gets his inspiration from the world around him, but if he's anything like me, sometimes shit just pops into his head unbidden

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Shoe, did you learn anything from being stuck in America for a year because you are retarded?

    I learned that you are much nicer in person, and that it is always best to have your shit in order

    I also learned that my wife is the one person in the universe I never want to chokeslam

    I would have been a bit meaner, but you looked like you were going to hang yourself.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey Shoe, how many of these threads have you had?

    Melding on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: What is 7 + 4?

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    whatchu got against jeans shoe

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Shoe was I the impetus of this thread?

    nah I been meaning to do it for awhile

    you were the impetus for the FAQ at the beginning there though

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What the hells is a Kuribo, anyway?

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