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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    shoe will the bucs win a game this season?

    Lets consult the schedule

    the games they have left are: NE, GB, @MIA, NO, @ATL, @CAR, NYJ, @SEA, @NO, ATL

    Dosen't look good, the 3 easiest games left are all on the road.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    shoe did you see this post
    Keith wrote: »
    where's Shoe at?

    this site prints out wall-sized prints (or custom blinds for your windows) and they have the Spider-Man No More cover and I think that is actually pretty cool looking for a wall

    I wouldn't do it, but shoe's already married so he can

    I am going batshit over looking at that stuff.

    My wife and I are probably getting a few for our new apartment.
    They have this

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    which has always been one of my favourite photographs

    but $500 welp

    #pipe on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, except for a deaf person, but the tree falls ON the deaf person, does anybody care?

    I would imagine the deaf person himself would care

    and his friends and family after he had been missing for a fair bit of time

    follow-up: do deaf people have friends and family?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is "Jew" an offensive term?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe if you could only taste one flavor of Dorito's whenever you had chips for the rest of you life, what flavor would the powers-to-be smite you with? Assuming you had a choice.

    I believe I already said cool ranch

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    shoe, if you climb to the top of a clock tower, is it better to parachute off or rappel down?

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Shoe, where does the money come from? Twitter, Facebook, fucking Google; all they do is advertise things

    the best is when you see a site being advertised whose sole form of revenue is itself from advertising

    Can the most important technological revolution in human history really be sustained solely by an endless loop of bored westerners clicking ads? What will happen when the hall of mirrors finally unaligns, and all that's being reflected are the VCs and data center owners and backbone network providers? Can this ultimate expression of the freedom of ideas survive capitalism?

    the majority of people, as a group, are stupid, easily led cattle

    individually, a person can be brilliant, insightful, and aware

    but grouped into social castes as we so often are, we take on a primitive pack mentality that will always be around for advertisers to take advantage of

    at least, that is how I feel

    cold, man

    real cold

    Naw man, dat's troof.

    A person is smart, people is dumber than a brick.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I actually have one more question...

    Borderlands - PC or 360?

    that's tricky

    I'm a console guy so I'd naturally go 360, but if the chief draw of this is multiplayer it might be more satisfying on PC for someone who does that sort of thing

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Shoe, where does the money come from? Twitter, Facebook, fucking Google; all they do is advertise things

    the best is when you see a site being advertised whose sole form of revenue is itself from advertising

    Can the most important technological revolution in human history really be sustained solely by an endless loop of bored westerners clicking ads? What will happen when the hall of mirrors finally unaligns, and all that's being reflected are the VCs and data center owners and backbone network providers? Can this ultimate expression of the freedom of ideas survive capitalism?

    the majority of people, as a group, are stupid, easily led cattle

    individually, a person can be brilliant, insightful, and aware

    but grouped into social castes as we so often are, we take on a primitive pack mentality that will always be around for advertisers to take advantage of

    at least, that is how I feel

    cold, man

    real cold

    Naw man, dat's troof.

    A person is smart, people is dumber than a brick.

    We've all seen Men in Black.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    A person is smart

    People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Balefuego wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    shoe will the bucs win a game this season?

    Lets consult the schedule

    the games they have left are: NE, GB, @MIA, NO, @ATL, @CAR, NYJ, @SEA, @NO, ATL

    Dosen't look good, the 3 easiest games left are all on the road.

    :(

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, are you saddened by the absence of Kuribo's shoe in New Super Mario Bros. Wii? Especially since they're bringing the Koopa kids back?

    nah, I've come to expect that the shoe has been lost to the annals of time

    hells of excited for them koopa kids, though

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    A person is smart

    People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it

    The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO.

    Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

    On a more personal note, Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend.

    You're gonna go stay with your mom a couple nights.

    You're gonna get over it and decide you're better off.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Shoe, I need help writing an abstract for my paper, can you guide me, oh noble spirit.

    I dunno what that is and I'm too lazy to google it

    so good luck

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How is Hustler Musik such a good song?

    And why is it the day that I get to go see Conan, the second guest is a bat expert?

    never heard that song, so I couldn't tell you!

    and well, animal experts have been late show staples since time immemorial

    just gotta roll with it

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    A person is smart

    People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it

    The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO.

    Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

    On a more personal note, Edgar ran off with an old girlfriend.

    You're gonna go stay with your mom a couple nights.

    You're gonna get over it and decide you're better off.

    I love you and I love this movie

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    what is it like being a misanthrope

    it's great

    you get invited to all the best parties

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, I have a paper due in 11 hours and I haven't started it yet. Will you write it for me?

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    are you really leaving after 100,000 posts?

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Sup

    not much

    I'm glad you still show up from time to time

    Last time may have been to say "sup" in your questions thread. I try to make a twice a year habit.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: What are some good movies to queue up in my Netflix queue?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Dear, Shoe

    I'm completed The World Ends with You for the Nintendo DS, and am left with a few options for what games I should play. My question to you is, which of these games listed should I play/finish:

    Final Fantasy 6 - Last I played I'm at the point just after the world is in ruins, and I have left the island.
    Etrian Odyssey 2 - I have potentially two boss fights, and need to form a party capable of handling these.
    Scribblenauts - I'm nowhere important, I'm just partway through the game.
    Professor Layton & The Mysterious Village - There are some end puzzles to finish up
    DarkSpire - I cannot get past the first level
    Disgaea DS - I'm come upon a level which is named to say that it is a very difficult level, and have yet to figure out how to beat it
    The World Ends With You - There is apparently a fair amount of content after the game ends.
    PokeMon Pearl - I have two PokeMon to train to complete the team I always wanted, but I have finished the game
    Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 - I am some ways through the story

    seems like the most satisfying thing to finish would be ff6

    but train your pokemon on the side, dammit

    don't be a slacker

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe, should I possibly not finish my project and lose 10 points or go see Girl Talk Thursday night?

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    how can procrastination feel so good and yet so terrible at the same time?

    alt question can you do my PDEs homework for me?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    When the hell did i get up to 3.11 posts per day?

    Melding on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    shoe why am i such a big procrastinator

    I'll tell you tomorrow

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Shoe, who would win in a fight: Mystique, or Elektra?

    This is a very important question.

    well, there are factors

    does Elektra know she's up against Mystique? and how much does Mystique know about her? because if Mystique can turn into somebody she trusts, she can get the drop on her

    otherwise, Elektra is a dead lock

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Shoe, I have been unable to summon sufficient hunger to justify eating a proper meal in over 24 hours. Instead I have just been grazing and snaking on toast, yoghurt and chocolate biscuits.

    Is something wrong with me?

    yes.

    eat something, you mook.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    What is love?

    Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

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  • GenericFanGenericFan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fishman go to the Burger King that is inside of the petrol station in Johnsonville and marvel at its convenience and also buy a barbeque bacon double cheeseburger combo

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    shoe will the bucs win a game this season?

    they have a pretty good shot against carolina and seattle

    otherwise... probably not

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  • RepoxRepox Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What is the first thing a sniper feels when he shoots a target?

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  • Darkness MundusDarkness Mundus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    When the hell did i get up to 3.11 posts per day?

    I basically haven't posted in 3 years.
    I'm still at almost 8 posts per day.

    Good times.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Repox wrote: »
    What is the greatest song, and, if none, why?

    this is completely subjective

    any of the handful of candidates for the greatest song that I would present would be shouted down with a chorus of boos

    so no, there is no greatest song

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    GenericFan wrote: »
    Fishman go to the Burger King that is inside of the petrol station in Johnsonville and marvel at its convenience and also buy a barbeque bacon double cheeseburger combo

    Heh. I used to work there.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, except for a deaf person, but the tree falls ON the deaf person, does anybody care?

    I would imagine the deaf person himself would care

    and his friends and family after he had been missing for a fair bit of time

    follow-up: do deaf people have friends and family?

    it depends on their circumstances, just like anyone else

    you racist

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009

    a motion comic

    and thus awful

    the actual spider-woman comic has a pretty neat premise though

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Shoe: Why is the Mighty Boosh so inexplicably popular

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    When the hell did i get up to 3.11 posts per day?

    I basically haven't posted in 3 years.
    I'm still at almost 8 posts per day.

    Good times.

    to be fair, i didn't post for the first 3 years i was here. And even now i don't post allt hat often, probably more often then some people would like though.

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