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My Entire Arm is Asleep

JordynJordyn Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
edited October 2009 in Social Entropy++
not really. I had surgery on my shoulder earlier today though and the entire thing is numb so it feels like it. I'm sleepy and kinda nauseated, so I've been napping and eating pudding and drinking juice and watching movies.

Also half my face is kinda numb too. And we have a new kitten to help me recover. Oh, and percoset.

How are your guys' arm? Can you feel them?

p.s. it's hard to do thungs left- ore one-handed (like type or wipe my butt.)

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Do the Stranger while you still can.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    you should jerk off

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Feed the kitten percoset.

    George Fornby Grill on
  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    CAN. YOU. PLAY?

    Marth on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    ooh ooh

    you could also be Pony for halloween

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    My arms are beefy, because I keep eating all this damn beef. I am probably like 25% beef now.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I can't even move the arm.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    so where are the pictures of this new kitten

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Whoa

    Was this a season ending surgery?

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  • paroniparoni __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU PRETTY COOL HUH

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  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm pretty sure I can feel my arms.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I will not be playing this season, no.

    :(

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    My arms are beefy, because I keep eating all this damn beef. I am probably like 25% beef now.

    FDA stamp on your body somewhere?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    ooh ooh

    you could also be Pony for halloween

    oh god

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  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will not be playing this season, no.

    :(

    What do you play?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will not be playing this season, no.

    :(

    Dang.


    No lady heismans for Jordyn, everybody.

    No lady heismans for Jordyn.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Play more football don't be a wuss

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    ooh ooh

    you could also be Pony for halloween

    shit.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    At least it's not a torn ACL.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will not be playing this season, no.

    :(

    Dang.


    No lady heismans for Jordyn, everybody.

    No lady heismans for Jordyn.

    For a second, I thought you wrote hymen.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will not be playing this season, no.

    :(

    Dang.


    No lady heismans for Jordyn, everybody.

    No lady heismans for Jordyn.

    For a second, I thought you wrote hymen.

    Knew I wasn't going to be the only one that thought this.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Every morning I wake up both my shoulders are a combination of asleep and pain.

    I think it has something to do with the bed and my pillows as I swapped pillows and the pain is a lot worse.

    Before I was having trouble raising my arm above my head.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    Play more football don't be a wuss

    I'll play next season, and be able to wrap on tackles without dislocating anything.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    blaket are you getting enough exercise

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait, do kittens have new healing powers I don't know about?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Is it too late to opt for the bionic arm treatment, Jordyn?

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dislocate the shit out of it get a prosthetic arm.

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Every morning I wake up both my shoulders are a combination of asleep and pain.

    I think it has something to do with the bed and my pillows as I swapped pillows and the pain is a lot worse.

    Before I was having trouble raising my arm above my head.

    You're dying the slow death of an old man! Haha!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will not be playing this season, no.

    :(

    Dang.


    No lady heismans for Jordyn, everybody.

    No lady heismans for Jordyn.

    For a second, I thought you wrote hymen.

    Knew I wasn't going to be the only one that thought this.

    You horrible faggots need to play some sports.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I will not be playing this season, no.

    :(

    Dang.


    No lady heismans for Jordyn, everybody.

    No lady heismans for Jordyn.

    For a second, I thought you wrote hymen.

    Knew I wasn't going to be the only one that thought this.

    You horrible faggots need to play some sports.

    And you need to...

    Ah, forget it. You all know where I'm going with this.
    Giggity.

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Is it too late to opt for the bionic arm treatment, Jordyn?

    We actually have the technology now, right?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Marth wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Is it too late to opt for the bionic arm treatment, Jordyn?

    We actually have the technology now, right?

    We can fix it.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    sometimes I'll fall asleep (or position myself while sleeping) with my arm above my head and it'll make my shoulder and neck hurt for the entire next day

    there's some common ground, jordyn

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Is it too late to opt for the bionic arm treatment, Jordyn?

    We actually have the technology now, right?

    We can fix it.

    Better.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2009
    I have to tell my mom that if I'm ever in a horrible accident and robot parts are an option that they are always the right choice

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Marth wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Is it too late to opt for the bionic arm treatment, Jordyn?

    We actually have the technology now, right?

    We can fix it.

    Better.

    Alternatively:

    We can rebuild it. Better than it was before. Better. Stronger. Faster.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    no

    no NO

    nobody try to fix jordyn

    she's a broken arrow

    leave her, we'll never survive with the dead weight

    I SAID LEAVE HER

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    select your pistol and then select your Jordyn

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Rane's creating his neo-conservative utopia

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    no

    no NO

    nobody try to fix jordyn

    she's a broken arrow

    leave her, we'll never survive with the dead weight

    I SAID LEAVE HER

    Rane you have no fucking clue what broken arrow means, do you.

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