MOVEMBER

bsjezz

MOVEMBER WARRIORS

grandmastervader

Killjoy

Campion

bsjezz

moleface

pm me or post your donation page in this thread if you want in!



WHAT IS MOVEMBER

Forget Thanksgiving, NanoWriMo, Dia de los Muertos and Guy Fawkes Night. Movember is the most important thing to happen to the second-last month of the year since the Roman Calender got hung on Jesus's bathroom wall.

Movember is a celebration of all things that grow in a furry line above your lip, and it's dedicated to the support of Men's health charities such as Beyond Blue and the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

FIVE REASONS TO GET INVOLVED

- Ladies love the 'stache



- Dennis Hopper



- You've always wanted to but were too afraid to try



- You could end up in a video game



- Anyone can be in on it!



WHAT DO I NEED TO DO?

1) Join up

2) Start on the 1st of November clean shaven, and grow the best stinking big moustache you can through the month, making sure to document it.

3) Accumulate sponsors from all your lecherous nights of moustachioed adventure. It's for charity!

4) Look way better than me

(Alternatively, you can choose somebody to sponsor.)

Let's talk about our moustaches and all the awesome ones we see in the fine month of Movember.

P.S. I am kind of scared because I have the worst facial hair in history.

Abracadaniel

more like Novembeard

That Dave Fella

Wasn't it No Shave November last year? I remember my local the barmen all grew beards for charity.

Same thing then I suppose.

Monkeyfeet

mustaches are disgusting. I say that mostly because I can't grow one that looks like Snidely Whiplash

Fedora

Obligatory;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZWXRIlAl9w

bsjezz

what i'm worried about is if i start clean shaven on the 1st, then it'll take me to the 15th to even get a noticeable fuzz going on

edit: but i'll do it damn it because i have a vain hope it'll make me seem cool to strangers

Mysst

look there was a kid recently kidnapped and I don't need the police poking around

Gatsby

Mysst wrote: »

look there was a kid recently kidnapped and I don't need the police poking around

C'mon man, I would expect you to keep a more...

8-)

Stiff upper lip about this

Futore

Mysst wrote: »

look there was a kid recently kidnapped and I don't need the police poking around

well then don't report your abductors little buddy!

GRMike

Beard trumps stache.

Raneados

I can't grow a mustache to save my life

pass on this

Somestickguy

I am physically incapable of growing any facial hair

This greatly depresses me

Mysst

I mean, take any asian. until their hair turns grey they are all going to look like pedophiles if they grow a mustache

Dynagrip

i already got a beard.

GRMike

Dynagrip wrote: »

i already got a beard.

as should all men past the age of 17. It is how women know to breed with us.

bsjezz

remember people, the most admirable moustaches are the scrawny ones from people who never otherwise could or should have done it

at least that's what i'm relying on

Mysst

beards are the truck nuts of the face

Monkeyfeet

GRMike wrote: »

Dynagrip wrote: »

i already got a beard.

as should all men past the age of 17. It is how women know to breed with us.

Good thing I have a beard. But this is an unfair judgment of other people because it isn't the beard on the outside that matters. It's the beard on the inside

Gatsby

Mysst wrote: »

I mean, take any asian. until their hair turns grey they are all going to look like pedophiles if they grow a mustache

Yeah I look hella creepy growing out my facial hair

Dynagrip

Mysst wrote: »

beards are the truck nuts of the face

I apologize for having manlier genes than you.

GRMike

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

GRMike wrote: »

Dynagrip wrote: »

i already got a beard.

as should all men past the age of 17. It is how women know to breed with us.

Good thing I have a beard. But this is an unfair judgment of other people because it isn't the beard on the outside that matters. It's the beard on the inside

That's what hairless people want you to think.

Belruel

for that first image the ladies aren't loving the stache, they are loving the 13 inch dick.

also i expect to see no pedostaches and at least 3 handlebar mustaches fellows, chop chop

Mysst

Dynagrip wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

beards are the truck nuts of the face

I apologize for having manlier genes than you.

look, I'm not saying you get your back hair from your mother

but she did dally with a goat

ack

i wish i was naturally hairless on my face/body

redfenix

so if i do this

can i keep the beard part too?

i think i'd look super creepy w/ just a stache

Blake T

You guys are missing the point.

You can grow terrible mustaches and no one can give you shit because you are raising money for charity.

Futore

my mustache has actually starting to grow more.

if i were to shave more often, i think it might be super thick by now

Blake T

And the mustaches are supposed to look bad.

Henroid

I stopped fighting my mustache two months ago, I wear it proud with my goatee.

L|ama

no the point is we can't even grow bad mustaches

you might get a few barely visible clumps of hair on the upper lip and that is a best case scenario

redfenix

no, i grow hair like a second job

it's like that PA comic, only fo real

Futore

bel, we should have a beard fight

Dynagrip

Mysst wrote: »

Dynagrip wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

beards are the truck nuts of the face

I apologize for having manlier genes than you.

look, I'm not saying you get your back hair from your mother

but she did dally with a goat

hmm, in the last couple of years I have started to grow hair on my back. shoulders too.

Belruel

Futore wrote: »

bel, we should have a beard fight

but you and i would probably end up more like one of these scenerios

Mysst

Dynagrip wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

Dynagrip wrote: »

Mysst wrote: »

beards are the truck nuts of the face

I apologize for having manlier genes than you.

look, I'm not saying you get your back hair from your mother

but she did dally with a goat

hmm, in the last couple of years I have started to grow hair on my back. shoulders too.

here you go, then

Belruel

yeah shoulder hair is so gross oh my gosh dudes get rid of it fast if you have it

Franko

why can by pits and balls grow so much disgusting hair but my face can only grow minimal amounts of disgusting hair. I WANNA BE DISGUSTING EVERYWHERE IN FULL CAPACITY!

mensch-o-matic

every month is mustache november for this man

y'all bitches need to step the fuck up

Bad-Beat

I tried to grow one earlier in the year. It didn't work out as well as I had hoped but I shall give it another shot. I just wish my facial hair would grow as quickly as my nipple hair. Those fellas are out of control.

crwth

Belruel wrote: »

yeah shoulder hair is so gross oh my gosh dudes get rid of it fast if you have it

but what if i like looking as if i sprinkled my pubes on my shoulders?

Belruel

crwth wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

yeah shoulder hair is so gross oh my gosh dudes get rid of it fast if you have it

but what if i like never having sex with a lady?