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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hmmm, a mustache for charity you say? i was planning on a muttonstache for the winter this year anyway.

    hmmm

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Your boss will seriously get uppity even if you're doing it for charity?

    That's some weak shit.

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  • AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    my roommate informed me of this last night after i showed him the pedo stache i was left with after shaving my beard.

    i don't know if i have the testicular fortitude to look this creepy for an entire month.

    Angry on
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Your boss will seriously get uppity even if you're doing it for charity?

    That's some weak shit.

    Food service regs in W.A. say I must be clean-shaven. Can't argue the law.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Girl razors are for girls. Get a nice disposable like a Mach 3. I would suggest a safety razor, or even a straight razor, but meh. Too much work.

    Also, shaving your body hair is for softcocks. Hairy shoulders? WAX IT MOTHERFUCKER. Or else you get stubbly little hairs poking through your shirt...
    I've done both. Really waxing doesn't make that much of a difference.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Your boss will seriously get uppity even if you're doing it for charity?

    That's some weak shit.

    Food service regs in W.A. say I must be clean-shaven. Can't argue the law.

    This is not true at all.

    Food service regs say you must cover your mo during work.

    If you want you can get a Mo-net.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Not my fault you have hairs of steel Blake. Maybe try that laser shit?

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man I wouldn't mind going the zap but I have no idea where to do it.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Your boss will seriously get uppity even if you're doing it for charity?

    That's some weak shit.

    Food service regs in W.A. say I must be clean-shaven. Can't argue the law.

    This is not true at all.

    Food service regs say you must cover your mo during work.

    If you want you can get a Mo-net.

    My boss is an angry little Philipino lady. The poster in the change-room says a clean-shaven appearance is required, she insists upon this, I don't care enough about it to argue with her.

    It looked pretty bad.

    Then I clippered my hair back to where it should be.

    It looked real bad then...

    Like, Asian female students would cross the street to avoid me on the walk to work bad.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Man I wouldn't mind going the zap but I have no idea where to do it.

    Also that shit costs more than cocaine...

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This little Asian girl bumped into me on my way to class the other day and I thought she was going to wet herself.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I only need to shave about once a month anyway.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm lookin' real scruffy.

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  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This would be a pretty cool thing to do. Unfortunately I'm in the same boat as Chris.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    gonna do this, take a photo everyday, make it into a time-lapse movie set to the Benny Hill theme.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait, what? What happened to Novembeard? I like that way more.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if my face will ever learn to grow something other than a nasty wispy ol' neckbeard.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wait, what? What happened to Novembeard? I like that way more.

    Some (most) places (normal ones) do Novembeard

    Movember apparently originated in Australia and has the added charity element

    But mustaches on their own are terrible, so

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if my face will ever learn to grow something other than a nasty wispy ol' neckbeard.

    I have the same hope

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Maybe if I just smear Rogain all over my face.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009
    I would do this but I'm not going clean shaven first so I'm out.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait, what? What happened to Novembeard? I like that way more.

    Some (most) places (normal ones) do Novembeard

    Movember apparently originated in Australia and has the added charity element

    But mustaches on their own are terrible, so
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    your generalizations bring you only despair and inadequacy in the face of bronson

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah we've always called it No-Shave November.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Bemis those are Bronson's specially bred attack caterpillars

    rookie mistake.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah we've always called it No-Shave November.

    My dorm did this my senior year of college, I think I was one of three guys that actually did it. The others all cheated and kept some beard but not all. All I did was trim, aside from that it was my fully neckbearded glory.

    I keep threatening to grow the neckbeard and nothing else when my wife complains about my mustache tickling her nose when we kiss. I maintain that the neck-warmer will be a style at some point and I'd just be ahead of the curve.

    Peen on
  • bezerk bobbezerk bob Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I got some big ginger chops, took me a while to get em how i like em. So i dont think i will shave them off and try to grow a mo.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I also have unnecesarily huge sideburns that i refuse to cut ever

    but if those don't count as facial hair i'm down

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  • bezerk bobbezerk bob Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I also have unnecesarily huge sideburns that i refuse to cut ever

    but if those don't count as facial hair i'm down

    They are never unnecesarily huge, just as big as they can get.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I can't grow a decent mustache to save my life. Chin beard, on the other hand...

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    According to a Mormon friend of mine, you are not allowed to have facial hair at Brigham Young University unless you have a doctor's note.

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  • grandmastervadergrandmastervader Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    'Im so doing this I can grow a mean mustache. What this about join a team or something?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    one time I went a stright month without shaving. I grew no mustache and had maybe a quarter of a beard. My sideburns where rocking though.

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  • bezerk bobbezerk bob Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    chops are the best

    scientific fact

    This is true.

    bezerk bob on
    You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Wait, what? What happened to Novembeard? I like that way more.

    Some (most) places (normal ones) do Novembeard

    Movember apparently originated in Australia and has the added charity element

    But mustaches on their own are terrible, so
    CHARLESBRONSON.jpgyour generalizations bring you only despair and inadequacy in the face of bronson

    But I am speaking of the present time

    There was a day when the mustache was a thing of power and glory, but the light of Bronson has left this world

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    'Im so doing this I can grow a mean mustache. What this about join a team or something?

    i made a team called team victor sullivan which you can join too if you're doing it in australia

    if not just make your own cool team with a moustachioed mascot. it's fun

    and i'm hearing some bad excuses in this thread. boo, i liked it better when it had a different name. boo, my boss doesn't understand local culture. boo, i already have a beard

    having a beard isn't the point. any lazy nerd or douchey hipster can grow a beard. it's normal. but when people suddenly stop and realise they're surrounded by strangely inadequate yet seemingly accepted moustaches, they start asking questions! and the questions lead them to find out about men's health issues.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I may just have to grow a Musketeer beard.

    But I worry, because my face is about as narrow as Keanu Reeves', and Keanu Reeves with a beard is fucking awful.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    having a beard isn't the point. any lazy nerd or douchey hipster can grow a beard. it's normal. but when people suddenly stop and realise they're surrounded by strangely inadequate yet seemingly accepted moustaches, they start asking questions! and the questions lead them to find out about men's health issues.

    This is not even a little bit true. Well, not good beards anyway. My beard is a point of pride and a life long commitment. Not just anyone can do that. You take that back!

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'v got a goatee

    First time in my life I'v been able to grow any substantial amount of facial hair. I still couldn't grow a mustache to save my life though

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    having a beard isn't the point. any lazy nerd or douchey hipster can grow a beard. it's normal. but when people suddenly stop and realise they're surrounded by strangely inadequate yet seemingly accepted moustaches, they start asking questions! and the questions lead them to find out about men's health issues.

    This is not even a little bit true. Well, not good beards anyway. My beard is a point of pride and a life long commitment. Not just anyone can do that. You take that back!

    okay i take it back whatever

    ...wuss

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I'm at a job now where I could conceivably wear facial hair. I might grow a douchey goatee or something while I'm on vacation. I'll probably shave it off right away, because I'm not a real man.

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