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Secret SpoilerSecret Spoiler Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Graphic Violence
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Sorry guys! It looks like Slo-Bo's cells degenerated so he won't be returning this year. I guess he didn't get the memo that characters can come back to life. All you have to do is say you faked it all along! (Girls you know what I'm talking about ;) )

Yours truly is running the show this year to show those big leaguers that they're not as special as they think (just because they have a Bat symbol on their chests).

This year there is one rule to the presents that must be followed:

The present must include (but is not limited to) one self contained story.

This means that your present must have a single issue or (even better) trade that your giftee can get an entire story out of. No "to finish this get the next volume". There are some great graphic novels, guys!

Steps to sign-up!

Step 1: E-mail your information by November 14

E-mail your information to thesecretspoiler@gmail.com

The subject should be your forum name, and the body should include your full name and address. Note that it says full name. Some places (like schools) don't like to give packages to e-mail addresses, so if you want to participate you're going to have to tough it out and give the internet your secret identity.

I'll e-mail you to confirm your name and address. READ THIS E-MAIL. Don't just assume you typed everything correctly the first time. If you made even one typo, you might not get your present and it will be your fault!

Step 2: Receive Giftee

A day or two after sign-ups close (so either on November 15th or 16th) you will get an e-mail with your giftee's name and shipping information.

Don't lose this!

You need it to make sure they get a present!

Step 3: Send Present

There's only one rule that your present needs to follow, and that's up near the top of this post in big letters. As long as your present includes that one book, you're good to go! If you want to throw in more books, toys, games, whatever you like, you're even better!

Deadline for delivery is January 9, 2010

Your giftee must get there present by January 9th. That's the second Saturday in January. The sooner you ship out your gift, the better your chances of them receiving it on time are. If you have more stuff you want to get someone, you still can send them it later, but you should try to at least hit the goal as quickly as possible!

If your giftee lives outside of your country, you might want to buy their gift online. Amazon is always a great value and is usually timely with their shipments, so although it's less personal, it's a safer way to go.

Step 4: Merry Christmas!

You've received your present! Awesome! I'm happy for you and you should be happy, too. Make sure you post to say that you've gotten your present, so your secret Santa can exhale and be happy.

If you love your present, make sure you post about that, too! It always feels super awesome to get someone a great present, and thanking your Santa is a present in and of itself!

If you don't love your present, don't be a Scrooge. There's no real repercussions for saying you hate your gift and you hate your Santa and it's not your fault your dad's a supervillain, but let it be known that any Scrooges will not get a memorial in the Bat-cave.

All right guys! Have fun with this! I'll keep a list of people participating right here in the OP.

If you want to, make a post saying what books you have (and what you might like) so that your Santa has an easier time shopping for you! I'll link to your posts in the list, too.
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    i missed this last year so i'm definitely in

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm in for sure!

    Virral on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Siiggggn up.

    And good OP.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm very in!

    Wildcat on
  • arcatharcath Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have been waiting for this.

    I'm in sooooo deep on this one.

    arcath on
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  • Secret SpoilerSecret Spoiler Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    I'm in for sure!
    arcath wrote: »
    I have been waiting for this.

    I'm in sooooo deep on this one.

    Make sure you guys e-mail me!

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    i already know what my main book will be. depending on if they have it already, of course

    Garlic Bread on
  • arcatharcath Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    I'm in for sure!
    arcath wrote: »
    I have been waiting for this.

    I'm in sooooo deep on this one.

    Make sure you guys e-mail me!

    I did before I posted. Hopefully it went through.

    edit: oh wait, still sitting in the outbox. Sent!

    arcath on
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  • Futt BuckerFutt Bucker CTRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm in. Last year I got the first Starman Omnibus and it was awesome so let's hope this year is equally awesome.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hmm! I'm gon' have to think about this.

    Faynor on
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  • CoJoeTheLawyerCoJoeTheLawyer Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Hmm! I'm gon' have to think about this.

    yeah I'll have to think about this...for a bloody second!!!

    Hell yeah I'm in...last year I got Casanova Vol. 1, and i'm still in awe as to how awesome it was.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I saw this one thing at a surplus store just the other week and it fits this event so perfectly. i can't wait to mail this off to one of you guys.

    Nogs on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    debating this

    debating this hard

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    what's there to debate

    Garlic Bread on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have little of the cash money and lots of student loan bills

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    do this instead of the SE++ one

    GV is better

    Garlic Bread on
  • Secret SpoilerSecret Spoiler Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Hmm! I'm gon' have to think about this.

    yeah I'll have to think about this...for a bloody second!!!

    Hell yeah I'm in...last year I got Casanova Vol. 1, and i'm still in awe as to how awesome it was.

    You need to e-mail me!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    aw fuck it gonna do both

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oops, emailed :oops:

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    doin' this

    Sars_Boy on
  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Definitely in. I really need to update my list of shit I own already.

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hmmmm.

    While I certainly have a bunch of single issue comics that I wouldn't mind giving away, I'm not entirely sure I'll be able to afford shipping considering I'm also doing the G&T Secret Santa again.

    So I'm gonna say maybe but not actually send an email until I know I'll be able to do this.

    Schide on
  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    oh jeeze oh man, that time of year already, huh

    Servo on
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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Just signed up.

    If someone sends someone the first Hardcover of the Giffen/Dematteis Justice League International run and they in turn get Ultimatum, the person who sent it is going to hell, right? Because that's not being festive.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Have Loeb and Land ever done a project together? Because that's definitely what I'll be getting for TexiKen if he's my gift buddy :twisted:

    Virral on
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I already know exactly what I am getting my spoiler barring any personal flourishes

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    or if, you know, they already have it

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    personal flourishes

    that mean if I sign up you sending me love letters?

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    He's not gonna write you a love song

    Garlic Bread on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I mean just because he asked for it or wants one

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sometimes I forget why you're called Lovely.

    Robos A Go Go on
  • Secret SecretSecret Secret Registered User new member
    edited November 2009
    Ugh, I guess i'm supposed to be helping Spoiler with this thread. I'm only doing it because Robin asked me to ;)

    If you have any questions and Spoiler is off being a mean boyfriend stealer like she usually is you can ask me!

    Secret Secret on
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  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have a question... what's with all the Secret Obscure-DC-Characters? I miss Secret Spidey!

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  • Secret SpoilerSecret Spoiler Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    I have a question... what's with all the Secret Obscure-DC-Characters? I miss Secret Spidey!

    I asked my boyfriend (Robin, for those uninformed (Secret)) and he said you weren't even registered here when Secret Spider-Man was here!

    Also he's totally a butterface (nice bod, though) so who even cares?

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Incredibly in. I'll post a list of what I have as soon as I can.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    dang i should come up with the list of things I have

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It would be hard for me to do that because I misplace my floppies all the time

    gon' have to start searchin'

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • VirralVirral Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Virral wrote: »
    I have a question... what's with all the Secret Obscure-DC-Characters? I miss Secret Spidey!

    I asked my boyfriend (Robin, for those uninformed (Secret)) and he said you weren't even registered here when Secret Spider-Man was here!

    Also he's totally a butterface (nice bod, though) so who even cares?

    Bah, I joined just at the tail end of the Secret Spidey, and after seeing how much fun everyone had I resolved to sign up for the next possible event :P

    Secret Santron was great, but Spoiler? Secret? Slo-Bo? Who are these chumps?
    I'm kidding of course... I'm sure they're very deep and interesting charaBWAHAHAHAHA... oh god, I couldn't even finish!
    I'm still kidding, please don't kill me DC fanboys!

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    secret slo-bo's was a masterpiece

    Sars_Boy on
  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    We had a Secret Secret? I don't remember that.

    Or was that just a name somebody adopted for Slobo?

    Robos A Go Go on
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