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[Phalla] Steampunk: Demons Win, Ship Destroyed
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A dick who won the game.
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I had a grudge vote.
That said, I still blame the Dissidia fiasco on Ahava's head for not contactin' me.
Thank god that didn't happen, you fools who took the risk.
The safe solution was to wait for someone to inevitably vig or mafiakill you.
They moved through the bowels of the Phallae, both for the advantage of stealth that it would confer upon them, and for the simple fact that they were uncertain of the way forward.
Their meanderings were punctuated by a multitude of explosions coming from deeper within the airship.
"What treachery do they engage in now?", one of the group enquired.
"I do not know," their leader replied. "We shall stay our course, and commence the strategy we agreed upon. This journey shall be more eventful than I planned."
***
The man had stayed in his quarters, despite the commotion. A curiousity, perhaps, although he was not so socially averse as to refrain from opening the door to the pleasing young woman who had knocked.
He would have invited her in, but his mouth began to make merely a curious choking noise as his visitor stole the poor chap's family jewels.
The man belonged to such a promising family; a shame they would never produce an heir, now.
***
"Where are those blasted commoners?", the moustached man growled. His facial hair was once more inconsolable.
"Relax, Dick. We will be victorious."
The reply caused a commotion amongst the group; this was far too casual a tone of voice to use amongst one's peers, and more importantly -
"My given name is not Richard, vagrant. You would know this if you were one of us!"
And instantly, the gathered nobles drew their inevitably antique hunting pistols, and shot Logos Rimandas. As befits Wangcastle tradition, they first collectively shot him in the kneecap, and allowed him to crawl upon his bloodied limbs for a moment; then they shot him in the shoulder, so that he could no longer even crawl. Then they shot him within the stomach, so that his vital acids might leak over his clothing (although no vagrant commoner would be upset about having their clothes soiled, they joked).
And then, once they had had a jolly good laugh at his plight, they shot him in the face.
The Dead:
Simonwolf - Logos Rimandas, Deathwalker and member of the ACMW - democratically killed
The Wounded:
LoserForHireX - had his testicles torn off
Warban - caught in an explosion
Savant - caught in an explosion
TheLawinator - caught in an explosion
Two bombs were detonated in the main engine. (-8, -8)
A bomb was detonated on the starboard wing. (-8)
The port wing was repaired twice. (+2, +2)
The starboard wing was repaired four times. (+1, +1, +1, +4)
The Condition of the Phallae
The main engine has been damaged. (14/30)
The secondary engine is in perfect condition. (30/30)
The cockpit is in perfect condition. (30/30)
The port wing has been slightly damaged. (26/30)
The starboard wing has been slightly damaged. (21/30)
The dorsal fin is in perfect condition. (30/30)
It shall end in approximately 23 hours, at 0000 GMT.
Individual PMs shall be sent out shortly.
MEDIC!
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Aaaahhh hahahahahahahahahaha.
Grievous injuries are funny.
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Saying they were caught in the explosion is probably just an easy way to say they were attacked last night. So people caught in the explosion might still be trying to blow us all up.
Except they are all the same color while Simonwolf was gray and a commoner.
Or perhaps his role title is "inept saboteur". :P
I would have expected the mafia to have one shot kills, but apparently they don't.
We're not going to know their allegiance if they're just wounded. That would be kind of retarded.
I disagree. Note the difference between LoserForHire's cause-of-wounding and the others. It's not like Burnage is having a default message for everyone, it very clearly depends on what happened to you.
Are the colors of the wounded indicative of their role/alignment?
Or 'twas blocked in some manner? I'd've expected it too, though.
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I assure you that I was not responsible for any explosions that occurred last night. And if I did have a proclivity for experimentation with volatile materials I would not be so daft as to be injured by my own work.
Also, the fact that Simonwolf came up grey instead of red is worrisome.
But they're not dead, just wounded. They can still participate in the game if someone heals them. If everyone's faction was revealed when they were wounded the entire town would know who's who after a week.
No. Hitler* himself would show up as a white.
*He'd be wearing a monocle
Will the mafia finish them off in order to actually... you know, kill people? Or go for others in the hopes of destroying important village abilities?
I'd go for the second...
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