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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ashcroft wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Ok, so there's this hypnotist who is looking for an assistant/host of sort for his upcoming shows and I am thinking about applying.

    Q: Will I get hypno-raped?

    You will get to find out that hypnotism is fake, and meet a bunch of stooges.

    Go for it.

    "Look into my eyestheeyestheeyesnotaroundtheeyeslookintomyeyes *click* you're under..."

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ashcroft wrote:
    Did anyone ever bother with the dice and the fights in those books?

    In the Lone Wolf series, right? Hell yes, I put up with the fights! Adds tension, you see.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ashcroft wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Ok, so there's this hypnotist who is looking for an assistant/host of sort for his upcoming shows and I am thinking about applying.

    Q: Will I get hypno-raped?

    You will get to find out that hypnotism is fake, and meet a bunch of stooges.

    Go for it.
    What? No. Do you know what hypnosis is, or just what you've seen in movies?

    Edit: I mean, the kind of stage hypnosis she might help out with could be, I don't know. But hypnosis isn't limited to "now I have control of your mind, hahaha."

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    redhead wrote:
    Ashcroft wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Ok, so there's this hypnotist who is looking for an assistant/host of sort for his upcoming shows and I am thinking about applying.

    Q: Will I get hypno-raped?

    You will get to find out that hypnotism is fake, and meet a bunch of stooges.

    Go for it.
    What? No. Do you know what hypnosis is, or just what you've seen in movies?

    Edit: I mean, the kind of stage hypnosis she might help out with could be, I don't know. But hypnosis isn't limited to "now I have control of your mind, hahaha."
    I have hypnotized my girlfriend to sleep numerous times. It's real.
    [spoiler:1810c0a6fa]She has muscle tension and sometimes it hurts too much for her to get a good rest. I picked up a few techniques from a yogi and so I use those and sometimes massage to put her to sleep so she won't be up all night (and subsequently keep me up all night).[/spoiler:1810c0a6fa]

    I can't do any of that "Okay bawk like a chicken" or "take off your clothes in public" commands though.

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    Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Your just saying that because they hypnotized you to say that.

    Maybe I am too, you will ever know.

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    wombatwombat __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    i was hypnotized so that whenever a new thread is made i automatically shit in it



    D:

    its uncontrollable!

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