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Secret Satans: PMs sent! Talk about your Wishlists!

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited November 2009 in Social Entropy++
It's here! It's queer! Wait, no it isn't!
But shut up and sign up to send people shit!


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(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully. <3!)

This is where you do the sign-ups.
There will be another thread later where people can talk about what to get, or what not to get, or go off-topic so delightfully as we tend to do.


Rules:

1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.

2. International people are allowed. If you have some super big problem with it, let me know in your sign up email, but I cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."

3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans.

4. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Tube is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 15, 2010.


5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.

6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.


How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.

THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:

Your Name
Your full Address (including country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally (Yes its OK / No, I'd rather not )
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT





IF YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS THE SUBJECT, I WILL THROW IT AWAY, AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU I HAVE DONE SO. IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR ON THIS SIGN-UP LIST, ASSUME YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SOMEWHERE.

Signups in this thread WILL NOT BE COUNTED AND YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY MOCKED.
Or ignored. Perhaps both.



THE SIGN UP DEADLINE IS 12:01 AM, PST, NOVEMBER 6TH. THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES.


Keeping the tradition alive:
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!



Sign-Up List:

Robert Khoo
Gabe
Tycho
Neville
State of the art Robot
a duck!
That Dave Fella
Sars_Boy
Snowbeat
Usagi
Veretas
Koshian
Vann Diras
robothero
cheshire
Zot
. (aka Plut)
Langly
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
Orestes
mully
bombardier
Butler
Theidar
Smart Hero
CorpseRT
DrZiplock
Perrsun
Fiz
12gauge
Tommy2Hands
Blaket
BYToady
CrackedLens
Cogliostro
GOATMON
Centipede Damascus
Lostwords
The Far Side
JohnHam
Bedlam
Monkeyfeet
Rolo
Stale
NotACrook
Blankspace
Orikaeshigitae
Bad-Beat
Bucketman
Slacker71
Iloveslimes
The Geek
Kusuguttai
Favlaud
Staleghoti
Trillian
VisionOfClarity
Mysst
Callius
Quethal
Killjoy
Lost Salient
Skull Man
Sal
Bendery
JC of DI
#pipe
Lardalish
DrIanMalcolm
Qorzm
Green
Zoel
ZeroFill
Caulk Bite
The Lovely Bastard
Worthless Lurker
WORLD AS MYTH (In all caps for your pleasure)
Nogs
Burning Organ
Balefuego
Beavotron
Tossrock
Munkus Beaver
Vivixenne
Jyardana
MetroidZoid
Grath
doodmann
Tastypastry
Richard M. Nixon
Hacksaw
IpseDixit
SporkAndrew
bongi
Szechuanosaurus
Platypus Beirut
nuzak
Hunter (who apparently has some special request for naked Callius???)
GRMike
Rankenphile
Captain Cthulhu
Xaquin
Fletcher
Kazhiim
McCly
BusterK
sarukun
DARKPRIMUS
Butters
Highfire
QuestionMarkMan
fightinfilipino
DeathPrawn
Kantankeris
bacardi
Ten
Morgenstern
Marcus And His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens
Weaver
SeñorAmor
LuvCherie (Geek's wife!)
Zonugal
Futility
laughingfuzzball
The Otaku Suppository
FortyTwo
AMP'd 's infallible alias
Bogey
mulysasempronius
Daimajin
eric.
gurusloth
B.C.
Okami
Devlin_Dragonus
babyeatingjesus
britinichu
RabidDeathMoose
Odin
Houk (sending only; such a nice guy!)



People who need to read instructions:

Mysst

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hey neville, my name isn't in bold or all caps or rainbows

    what gives?

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mine's all caps because that is how I typed it in my sign-up email.

    Maybe if you'd planned ahead you could have avoided having to ask about such a frivolous thing.

    DarkPrimus on
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Now I become the fool!





    dang

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I demand my name be printed in courier sans

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    so excited so excited SO EXCITED

    Bendery It Like Beckham on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bork bork bork goes the Swedish chef

    Barcardi on
  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Hot damn, almost missed out on this

    Glad I had the sudden urge to check the forums tonight!

    Okami on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    my portland forumer alarm went off

    Swill on
  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    weeee-ooooooo weeee-ooooooo

    Okami on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hows it

    Swill on
  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    it is quite cold

    Okami on
  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Now you too, can ruin Christmas for everyone!

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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  • JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Wishlist is done! For now I guess! I thought of anything I could but mostly wound up just going through and finding stuff that I considered getting back when it came out. Also added a couple things in case some insane person gets me.

    Can't wait to see who I get now is all.

    JC of DI on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I am sad that I won't be participating this year.

    M.D. on
  • MorgensternMorgenstern ICH BIN DER PESTVOGEL DU KAMPFAFFE!Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Gays don't celebrate Christmas.

    Morgenstern on
    “Every time we walk along a beach some ancient urge disturbs us so that we find ourselves shedding shoes and garments or scavenging among seaweed and whitened timbers like the homesick refugees of a long war.” - Loren Eiseley
  • Devlin_DragonusDevlin_Dragonus Gorgeous Dallas, TXRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I have submitteed the email and will be participating in this here Secret Satan once more for 4th year in a row!

    Will create and link my list soon.

    Devlin_Dragonus on
    I got nothing for you now. Try again later.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i cleaned out my list the other day

    now i need to add junk to it

    CrackedLens on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    My back garden is about 3m^2.

    I think I'm going to try and find a ride-on mower to add to my list.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    all i want for christmas right now is to make z-list on lockerz :x

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I shamelessly found the original on Geek.com, but I think it flows better with the background music.

    Also, I peed a little laughing. Just a little.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGH5ygIKyT0&feature=related

    MetroidZoid on
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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm still debating on whether or not to sign up.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'd like to participate, but I'm too fucking poor to do it this year.

    Oh well.

    Agent Vesago on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    this is sort of fun peeking through other peoples lists and getting really neat ideas

    very excited for this

    Usagi on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I don't need ideas, just a Texas-size gift shop.

    oh wait

    Mysst on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I don't need ideas, just a Texas-size gift shop.

    oh wait

    completely unrelated to Secret Satans but speaking of Texas

    Usagi on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    you're getting me a submarine?!

    Mysst on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    you're getting me a submarine?!

    sure! I hid it someplace at the North Pole though

    if you want to keep it you have to find it

    Usagi on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I don't need ideas, just a Texas-size gift shop.

    oh wait

    completely unrelated to Secret Satans but speaking of Texas

    Hahaha they are so lost.

    MetroidZoid on
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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Alright got my list cleaned up and pretty much in order

    I am excited!

    Okami on
  • 12gauge12gauge Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Whoever gets me is gonna hate me as I have barely posted this year - anyway, whatever I said last year still holds true. I might have t make so more posts again though.

    12gauge on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Mysst, have you sent your email correctly yet? The OP still shows you as not having followed directions.

    Don't want you to miss out.

    The Geek on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2009
    mysst more like bytch

    Kusuguttai on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    you're getting me a submarine?!

    sure! I hid it someplace at the North Pole though

    if you want to keep it you have to find it

    If I knew there was a submarine in the North Pole that I could own, I would be at the North pole quicker than you could say "I hid it someplace at the North Pole though if you want to keep it you have to find it."

    Bad-Beat on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    England is pretty much the North Pole

    AMP'd on
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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh, have you not started Geography at school yet?

    Bad-Beat on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I mean, the Arctic Circle goes down to, like, New York, right?

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I guess you haven't started Geography.
    Don't worry, I still like you. Maybe.

    Bad-Beat on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    :?
    Nah, I know that England is closer to the South Pole

    Also, kangaroos live there, right?

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd if I'm your satan this year I'm going to buy something your parents can beat you with.

    Bad-Beat on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    send them a koala bear

    Snowbeat on
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