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The pain thread.
Meiz
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Some people like it. Well, I do like when my girlfriend bites me on the chest and then it acts as a reminder that you have this awesome girl in your life every-time you rub that general area during the day.
There are however other scenarios where it just sucks to the point of being debilitating. Like getting bone marrow removed from your fucking spine due to some auto-immune disease for instance. Yep, that happened to yours truly, however my parents were quite happy that the result was "not leukemia". I do however recall, rather vividly, the sensation and can play it back whenever I feel like it, which is not often to never.
In any event for some reason my back decided me to promptly tell me to fuck off on Friday, causing every little step to remind me of the fact that yes, I do indeed have a spine and yes, it seems to want to say hello by telling my brain "I'm HERE! I'm HERE!". Only the language it decides to use in order to communicate this is interpreted as pain. It even hurts when I poop. How my spine has anything to do with my asshole, I really don't know.
There are however other scenarios where it just sucks to the point of being debilitating. Like getting bone marrow removed from your fucking spine due to some auto-immune disease for instance. Yep, that happened to yours truly, however my parents were quite happy that the result was "not leukemia". I do however recall, rather vividly, the sensation and can play it back whenever I feel like it, which is not often to never.
In any event for some reason my back decided me to promptly tell me to fuck off on Friday, causing every little step to remind me of the fact that yes, I do indeed have a spine and yes, it seems to want to say hello by telling my brain "I'm HERE! I'm HERE!". Only the language it decides to use in order to communicate this is interpreted as pain. It even hurts when I poop. How my spine has anything to do with my asshole, I really don't know.
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alt post - I ran over the back of my foot with a large cart and proceeded to whimper on the floor for about 5 minutes. That hurt.
because I'm having one of the worst days ever here and it is getting me down
the tendon is bulging out
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nothing hurts worse
NOTHING
so far
paper cuts are the worst thing
what's wrong sunshine?
let's have a rock talk
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
you know
nothing chronic
Big Dumb Stupid Mooks? Well you're here! AH HAH HAH!
but oh snap we can't do it because she lives in another country
SOON WE WILL DO IT
Steam, heating pad, advil, advil cold and sinus, then advil PM at night. This is how I deal with my sinuses. When it's real bad only sleeping helps.
Having you as your Secret Satan would be the next worst pain.
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My dad thought I was being a baby and told me to get up and kick again, and then told me after I insisted we go home and clumsily attempted to get into the car one-armed, "You know, you're ruining the game for everyone"
milked so many toys from that line
Au Contraire.... or however that froggy shit is spelled.
I have a ganglion cyst -- it sounds grosser than it is, it's just a bulge on my wrist from when I got a sprain when I went rollerskating years ago. Normally painless, but it DOES NOT LIKE barbell curls. I've spent the day alternately sitting on my hand and flapping my hand around like an idiot.
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the big implies the size of your stupid
the largest stupid
ps:
Those ingrown toenails were a bitch though
That and when my intestine is lining up a big ol' shit and getting it ready for launch
that's immediately what I thought too
also, I may be a huge wuss but tattoos fucking hurt
How's yours looking?
pffffft kidney stones ain't no thing
but I don't want to pay for it
but I don't want it to suck
so I don't have a tattoo
awesome
No don't worry, I'm a bigger wuss because I won't even GET a tattoo. I will eventually, if I ever man up.
One time I got a boil on my leg (I mean I guess that's what it was) and it was so gross and really hurt. Left a scar. Ladies love scars, as long as they don't know what it's from I guess?
oh also when we went to the ER I don't quite remember the specifics but I'm pretty sure the on-site doctor decided they should just set the bone, and like a minute before he was going to go through with this plan a bone specialist got there and was like "uh, no, it's spirally fractured it would just pop out again"
pretty glad that didn't happen
it looks fantastic, she did a great job with the color
Al Swearengen would like to have word with you
and yet I've done nothing to prevent them
hopefully I'll just die before one comes along
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