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The Dark [Thunderbolting] Avengers: Hoping the Next Leap is the Leap Back Home

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    Witch_Hunter_84 wrote: »
    So . . . how long until Moonstone sleeps with Man-Thing?

    Probably after everyone else gets a turn... twice.

    "Aie! What's that burning sensation? I mean that new one!"

    Ghost will probably be a tricky lay though.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Slagmire wrote: »
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    Witch_Hunter_84 wrote: »
    So . . . how long until Moonstone sleeps with Man-Thing?

    Probably after everyone else gets a turn... twice.

    "Aie! What's that burning sensation? I mean that new one!"

    Ghost will probably be a tricky lay though.

    I dunno...they can both go intangible...

    Seems like the new Thunderbolts team has a lot of duplicate power sets. Hope the author knows how to run with this.

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Solar wrote: »
    What is the best place to start buying Thunderbolts TPBs guys?

    Here ya go!

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    Slagmire wrote: »
    Witch_Hunter_84 wrote: »
    So . . . how long until Moonstone sleeps with Man-Thing?

    Probably after everyone else gets a turn... twice.

    "Aie! What's that burning sensation? I mean that new one!"

    Ghost will probably be a tricky lay though.

    I dunno...they can both go intangible...

    Seems like the new Thunderbolts team has a lot of duplicate power sets. Hope the author knows how to run with this.

    Heya baby, ever do it through a wall before?

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Witch_Hunter_84 wrote: »
    So . . . how long until Moonstone sleeps with Man-Thing?

    They should get Alan Moore to write that issue.

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
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    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    The Far Side wrote: »
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    SalmonOfDoubt wrote: »
    Witch_Hunter_84 wrote: »
    So . . . how long until Moonstone sleeps with Man-Thing?

    They should get Alan Moore to write that issue.

    Yes but then we'll get a 7 page explination and diagram as Man-Thing grows his Love Cucumber.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Psychotic One wrote: »
    SalmonOfDoubt wrote: »
    Witch_Hunter_84 wrote: »
    So . . . how long until Moonstone sleeps with Man-Thing?

    They should get Alan Moore to write that issue.

    Yes but then we'll get a 7 page explination and diagram as Man-Thing grows his Love Cucumber.

    I'd laugh...but I own the Swamp Thing issue's equivalent.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Love Cucumber?
    Sounds like a They Might be Giants song.

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    From a Newsarama interview with Bill Rosemann
    Rosemann: Will Ghost and Man-Thing challenge Groot and Rocket Raccoon for Best Couple of 2010?

    Well, well, well, a challenger appears. It seems that Ghost and Man-Thing are going to be written as being the best of buds in this new team.

    I am squeeling with delight!

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I like that. Ghost is all about messing with "the man", but is BFF with "the man.......-thing"

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    This months issue was okay, showed a lot of how the current T-bolts are starting to split at the seams. No one trusts each other, everyone is at everyone's throats, and most of them are starting to look at the big "what's going to happen to me after this is over" picture. Ghost sent out a communique to Amadeus Cho after he figured out the Volstagg incident in Chicago was a setup (after like two seconds of analyzing the situation, lol) and called in the Mighty Avengers to checkmate the Thunderbolts who broke into the freaking armory of the gods. It seems Ghost is going to be taking a more proactive stance against Osborn from here on out.

    If Mr. X gets a hold of that Spear of Odin the MA are fucked.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I hope Mr. X dies several times over.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I was expecting more USAgent in Thunderbolts, but the next issue is supposed to be Scourge vs. Walker in a battle of who is the coolest person around.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Walker will win because he is a bad boy.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Can someone please explain to me the deal with Cho's gameboy

    also I haven't read anything involving USAgent since Omega Flight, is tooling around in a harrier commonplace for him now or what, because that was pretty funny

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
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    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    The Far Side wrote: »
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    wait, what? The same Ghost that is a villain and is currently trying to fuck up Iron Man being brought back?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    wait, what? The same Ghost that is a villain and is currently trying to fuck up Iron Man being brought back?

    He's anti-government, anti-corporations, and a conspiracy theorist.
    When he realized that Volstagg's apparent attack on the stadium was a hoax, he felt obligated to sabotage the Siege of Asgard and his own mission.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    SalmonOfDoubt wrote: »
    Can someone please explain to me the deal with Cho's gameboy

    also I haven't read anything involving USAgent since Omega Flight, is tooling around in a harrier commonplace for him now or what, because that was pretty funny

    He said he borrowed the jet from some loyal officers (ie not Captain America pussies), but he should totally have a harrier to fly around in, and then to go hit on Arachne like he's Schwarzenegger in True Lies.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    basically, USAgent was busy being the best character

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    TLB, you strike me as the kind of person who owns a well-worn copy of Leprechaun 2.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    TexiKen wrote: »
    SalmonOfDoubt wrote: »
    Can someone please explain to me the deal with Cho's gameboy

    also I haven't read anything involving USAgent since Omega Flight, is tooling around in a harrier commonplace for him now or what, because that was pretty funny

    He said he borrowed the jet from some loyal officers (ie not Captain America pussies), but he should totally have a harrier to fly around in, and then to go hit on Arachne like he's Schwarzenegger in True Lies.

    start calling himself Harrierman

    retcon in a new origin story about how he gained the proportionate speed, strength and firepower of a harrier after being bitten by a radioactive harrier

    his nemesis is some kind of anthropomorphised MiG or something I guess

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

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    AND THIS PENIS
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    The Far Side wrote: »
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    And MiGs are what? Exactly, russian. It all works out, the perfect foil.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Thats major league level of cool right there, that idea is.

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  • cshadow42cshadow42 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Pbbbt.. Harrierman is also known as Mach-4.

    Or a Transformer, take your pick.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    cshadow42 wrote: »
    TLB, you strike me as the kind of person who owns a well-worn copy of Leprechaun 2.

    I think you meant Troll 2

    And no my dvd of Troll 2 is not worn at all

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    USAgent has a copy of Troll 2. I bet he watches the shit out of that movie.

    So is Ghost finally picking a side in this god awful mess once and for all? Or is he more likely to just play both sides against the middle, then go on sabotaging the side that comes out on top?

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I think your latter thought is what he likes to do.

    And you know, USAgent should have led the T-Bolts, he used to work with The Jury and it was cool in that Busiek T-Bolt arc about the Secret Empire.

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    True, but USAgent leading the T-Bolts while Ghost is on the team, that would have been very difficult (though maybe no more dificult than when Scourge was in charge).

    *It would also have been freaking awesome!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    USAgent should be President of SHIELD

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Or maybe just President. Change I can believe in.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    President USAgent's first law:

    love America or I will punch you in the face

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  • psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Witch_Hunter_84 wrote: »
    USAgent has a copy of Troll 2. I bet he watches the shit out of that movie.

    So is Ghost finally picking a side in this god awful mess once and for all? Or is he more likely to just play both sides against the middle, then go on sabotaging the side that comes out on top?

    You fucking take that back, all USAgent owns is WW2 movies and Michael Bay Blockbusters, anything else is a product of the pansy limp wristed liberal media.

    Also yeah pretty much that's Ghost's deal, he's like a forum poster, he thinks that Tony Stark is a totalitarian douchebag and was fine with him being taken down, and he feels the same way about Osborn and signed up for the Thunderbolts to take a run at taking him down.

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Troll 2 is European.

    I imagine USAgent's favorite movie would have to be Rocky IV.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Troll 2 is not European

    It was made in Utah

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  • CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I have read that the majority of the film's crew spoke only Italian.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    look the ities decided to make an american movie in america

    it is proof that if it isn't made in america it ain't worth talkin' about

    AMERICA

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    CyberJackal wrote: »
    Troll 2 is European.

    I imagine USAgent's favorite movie would have to be Rocky IV.

    That is my favorite Rocky movie, coincidentally. Not only because of the USA vs. Soviet angle but it is quintessentially 80's, such a glorious decade.

    If the Scourge vs. USAgent fight doesn't result in a who has the better jingoisms, I will be disappointed with Jeff Parker.

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ah Regan's America versus Bush's America, the fight we've all been waiting for.

    All the snappy-patriotic catch phrases will climax with both characters hitting each other in the face at the same time while yelling "they took our jobs!"

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Well well well, The Scourge/Nuke v.s. USAgent fight was sufficiently awesome (if not somewhat sad) and Ghost has entered the scene.
    Ghost popping up next to Cho with most likely a plan that will finally kill of Scourge and hopefully get that damn spear away from him.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Edit: That was a bad post which belongs in the Bitching thread. My apologies.

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