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Jersey Shore

FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
Seriously, scanning through with nothing on Tv, this came on.

Been on in the background.

Fuck MTV - FUCK

gave this guy

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a show.

My God, this is just a fucking conglomeration of abhorrent humanity. Christ almighty, this guy is like the worst person ever.


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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    No Duke Skywalker is the worst person ever

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    who's that guy?

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    motherfucker. These people are quite possibly the most obnoxious people I have ever seen. I could just turn it off, but its like some sort of awful documentary. I need to experience the carnage.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    The best thing about guidos is that they live thousands of miles from me.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    I haven't been to the Jersey Shore in at least 8 years

    I don't miss it

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    The best thing about guidos is that they live thousands of miles from me.

    i have to deal with them like every day

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I hate the way they talk about the Jersey fucking shore like it is some sort of modern-day Gomorrah.

    "We ah goen to da shore-ah" "da SHOOOOOOORE-AH!"

    "Man the Shore is a tough time for relationships."

    IT IS A FUCKING BEACH!

    It's not the beach's fault that you can't keep another man's dick out of your stink-crevice Maria, it's because your a low-class whore who likes sweaty-bulky guys with gold chains and GEDs.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    It's not a beach. It's the Jersey Shore

    many people from Jersey (and Philly) spend most of (if not their entire) summer there, so it's like 3 months of partying just about

    Also? It's disgusting

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  • Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    The best thing about guidos is that they live thousands of miles from me.

    you will never know the pain of having gone to high school in a place populated predominantly by guidos.

    a trip to the beach means navigating a throng of oily orange people with spiked hair and tattoos of italy.

    this is the price to be paid for living in the best state.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Ah, the strange behaviors of the Eastern guido:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfUMBgfhn0

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I didn't know hyundai made cars big enough to hold five fully grown guidos.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I just watched this

    horrible

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I gotta say, guidos make bros seem almost pleasant to be around.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What the fuck are you guys talking about

    if you are gonna bitch about them, tell us who they are?

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Haha that clip!

    I put my hat on!

    Right on guy! I'm proud of you

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    What the fuck are you guys talking about

    if you are gonna bitch about them, tell us who they are?

    Such innocence should not be spoiled.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Typhoid Manny wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    The best thing about guidos is that they live thousands of miles from me.

    you will never know the pain of having gone to high school in a place populated predominantly by guidos.

    a trip to the beach means navigating a throng of oily orange people with spiked hair and tattoos of italy.

    this is the price to be paid for living in the best state.

    Since when is NJ the best state?

    and artreus how do you not know about guidos?

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    God damn I want to turn it off - but I can't.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Typhoid Manny wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    The best thing about guidos is that they live thousands of miles from me.

    you will never know the pain of having gone to high school in a place populated predominantly by guidos.

    a trip to the beach means navigating a throng of oily orange people with spiked hair and tattoos of italy.

    this is the price to be paid for living in the best state.

    Since when is NJ the best state?

    and artreus how do you not know about guidos?

    NJ is the best state at being the worst fucking state ever.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh guidos in general. I thought there was some specific douchebag who had a show

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  • Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Typhoid Manny wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    The best thing about guidos is that they live thousands of miles from me.

    you will never know the pain of having gone to high school in a place populated predominantly by guidos.

    a trip to the beach means navigating a throng of oily orange people with spiked hair and tattoos of italy.

    this is the price to be paid for living in the best state.

    Since when is NJ the best state?

    since forever!

    we've got the most crooked state government outside of maybe louisiana. we've got guidos, we've got the pine barrens, we've got the highest percentage of total area covered by asphalt in the first world, plus we've got better pizza than new york and better cheese steaks than philly, yeah i went there.

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Typhoid Manny wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Typhoid Manny wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    The best thing about guidos is that they live thousands of miles from me.

    you will never know the pain of having gone to high school in a place populated predominantly by guidos.

    a trip to the beach means navigating a throng of oily orange people with spiked hair and tattoos of italy.

    this is the price to be paid for living in the best state.

    Since when is NJ the best state?

    since forever!

    we've got the most crooked state government outside of maybe louisiana. we've got guidos, we've got the pine barrens, we've got the highest percentage of total area covered by asphalt in the first world, plus we've got better pizza than new york and better cheese steaks than philly, yeah i went there.

    you forgot: it fucking stinks

    also, HELL NO on the bolded items

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Living here in Jersey
    fighting villains from afar...    :whistle:

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Well, I feel a bit bad about this, because I love the Jersey Shore and don't mind people getting a little rambunctious.
    But ...
    here's something funny.

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  • Typhoid MannyTyphoid Manny Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    if you've lived here long enough you start to not even notice the smell.

    oh! and we've also got the best drivers on the eastern seaboard

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2009
    one time a guy came into my store with a sleeveless shirt and had a tattoo that said "NEW JERSEY" (no picture or anything, just text)

    i didn't help him

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  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Can guido be considered an ethnic group? If so I vote for some good ol' fashioned ethnic cleansing.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Jesus Christ celandine, that was awful.

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I think I have seen that video before. Or at least a video of the first guy. Thats a big dumb dude. Bet he would make a good berzerker tank in a RPG.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    that's a pretty great skankfight at the end

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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    Um, I know I am going to regret this, but what does New Jersey smell like? Factories? Pollution? The guidos? What?

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I loved living in south Jersey. I hated the shoobs that came every summer and acted like fucking assholes. Unfortunately ever since fishing tanked we kind of rely on those douche bags to pay our bills. Such is life. At least every Labor Day we know that we over charged them for everything.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    . wrote: »
    Um, I know I am going to regret this, but what does New Jersey smell like? Factories? Pollution? The guidos? What?

    Where I lived? Mostly sand and salt water. NJ really isn't that bad. When I lived in North Jersey I was living off the Appalachians in the woods by a couple ski slopes. Right outside NY can be a bit trashy and the next town over will be really wealthy.

    Usually when you see things like this show it's about Seaside Heights, a small section of the shore but a super, super ghetto one. Hence why MTV is always there. The beach house they used to film at? Super tiny shed.

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    This nonsense makes me glad i have never been further east in the USA than Chicago.

    Dang.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Well, I feel a bit bad about this, because I love the Jersey Shore and don't mind people getting a little rambunctious.
    But ...
    here's something funny.

    ahahahaha

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    It's depressing knowing I've got some Jersey Blood in me.

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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Well, I feel a bit bad about this, because I love the Jersey Shore and don't mind people getting a little rambunctious.
    But ...
    here's something funny.

    Wow

    Just...wow

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh god

    the mom

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm so excited for jersey shore you don't even know. I loved the true life episodes so this will be right up my alley. Also the facebook group that's boycotting the show because it doesn't represent real jersey or something is the dumbest thing

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh my god 2 of those people are from the town I live in. One is the bouncer guy, who actually seemed to be the least nuts among them.

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