Thanatos> Look at other wall and admire poster of DAVID HASSELHOFF. This is a GERMAN game and at least one character must LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF.
You switch the SUCKY CAMERA ANGLE so you can see the other side of the LAME ROOM. You FAIL to ADMIRE the STUPID POSTER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. You can see a PIDDLY COLLECTION of AWFUL RECORDS, and a PRETTY MEDIOCRE GRAMOPHONE.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
Thanatos > Blast Journey so loud that the cops come
Thanatos> BEMOAN the absence of WEATHER REPORT's record HEAVY WEATHER in my PIDDLY COLLECTION of AWFUL RECORDS, it being the only RECORD that can bring COMFORT to my BROODING SOUL.
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GoslingLooking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, ProbablyWatertown, WIRegistered Userregular
edited December 2009
Than> play NICKELBACK on MEDIOCRE GRAMOPHONE, wilt CHRISTMAS TREE with AWFUL MUSIC, put ANNOYING TREE NEEDLES in INVENTORY
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I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
Abd-> Remove ROOSTER from MOUTH, TEAR poster of THANATOS off WALL, use to WIPE KY off BANANAS, then GIVE BANANAS to MIGRANT WORKERS
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KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
edited December 2009
Abd -> Scream out the window that you are being attacked and possibly having your job stolen by MIGRANT WORKERS until the TINY POLICE OFFICERS come to your rescue.
Abhd-> attempt to CONVERSE with MIGRANT WORKERS using BANANAS and ROOSTER as PROPS
You PANTOMIME to the MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN with your ROOSTER and SLIPPERY BANANAS. Little do you know, you are inadvertently PERFORMING the TALE OF THE ROOSTER AND THE SLIPPERY BANANAS, a TIME-HONORED TRADITION in the HOMELAND OF THE MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN. It is PERFORMED in front of your ENEMIES after you have just HAD A FOURSOME WITH THEIR WIFE, MOTHER, AND ELDEST DAUGHTER.
There was pretty much only ONE POSSIBLE WAY you could have made them ANGRIER THAN THEY WERE, and you FOUND it.
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Haha, just the scribbles. I didn't draw Zangief or anything.
We're playing the GERMAN VERSION remember? That scene is far too dirty for GERMAN AUDIENCES.
The Germans don't care about dirty. They only care about whether zombies resemble humans, and the appearance of real blood in video games.
Well....
Get over it?
Than> search for INTERROGATION BEAR. (It can wrestle Zangief.)
You are THANATOS. You HATE EVERYTHING. You HAVE BANNING POWERS.
You REMOVE your INVISIBLE CAPE because it SUCKS. In the LAME ROOM you can see a SHITTY DOOR, a TERRIBLE CEILING FAN and a HORRENDOUS CHRISTMAS TREE.
Thanatos wins.
You mean the CHRISTMAS TREE?
You switch the SUCKY CAMERA ANGLE so you can see the other side of the LAME ROOM. You FAIL to ADMIRE the STUPID POSTER OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. You can see a PIDDLY COLLECTION of AWFUL RECORDS, and a PRETTY MEDIOCRE GRAMOPHONE.
I'm seconding this.
You RETRIEVE the IGNOMINIOUS JOURNEY RECORD from the PIDDLY COLLECTION. You are about to BLAST IT.
Suddenly, you are accosted by TINY POLICE OFFICERS!
Thanatos > Engage in EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
I was going to post this exact thing, but with slight differences
THAnATOS-> IGnORE TInY POLICE OFFICERS and BLAST JOURnEY
THAnATOS-> REALIZE that TInY POLICE OFFICERS also LOVE JOURNEY
THAnATOS-> EXISTEnTIAL QUAnDRY
I love you guys.
You decide to IGNORE the TINY POLICE OFFICERS and BLAST the IGNOMINIOUS JOURNEY RECORD with your EYE BEAMS.
You REALIZE that the TINY POLICE OFFICERS also LOVE JOURNEY. The TINY POLICE OFFICERS are VERY UPSET.
You PANTOMIME to the MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN with your ROOSTER and SLIPPERY BANANAS. Little do you know, you are inadvertently PERFORMING the TALE OF THE ROOSTER AND THE SLIPPERY BANANAS, a TIME-HONORED TRADITION in the HOMELAND OF THE MUSTACHIOED MIGRANT WORKING CLASS MEN. It is PERFORMED in front of your ENEMIES after you have just HAD A FOURSOME WITH THEIR WIFE, MOTHER, AND ELDEST DAUGHTER.
There was pretty much only ONE POSSIBLE WAY you could have made them ANGRIER THAN THEY WERE, and you FOUND it.