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Dude just threw a chair at me (Not about wrestling)

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    When the last fire has burned out, and all mankind is nothing more than dust upon the Earth, they will come, from the stars.

    They will drift down upon our empty cities, our desolate streets, and they will feel a sadness.

    And they will see a plaque set into a stone, and it will be our own, humanity's warning and message to anyone who should ever stumble upon our ruined world, and it shall say
    Faynor wrote: »
    ugh, what are, a lawyer

    And they will leave our world, and never come back.

    SmokeStacks on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    I've never fought anyone before

    wooooooo

    Let's remedy this, get your pants off

    This is how we fight where I come from

    With our genitals

    I think I like this kind of fighting

    Edcrab you welsh bastard taking off your pants does not mean stabbing Kosh with a knife

    Look I know it's stubby and a weird sort of metal colour but trust me this isn't a knife

    Edcrab on
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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    might've

    Fuga on
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    When I was little my only idea of fighting was pro wrestling. So when I got in a tiff with another kid at a day camp and pissed him off while I was at a water fountain and he charged, my pro wrestling instincts made me move out of the way, grab him by the back of the head, and slam it into the water fountain like it was a corner buckle.

    Broke the kid's nose.

    Pretty sure I might of even stomped my foot so as to make the impact seem louder.

    hahahahahhha

    That last sentence totally seals it

    I am still of the age were this story is badass.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    HellaJeff wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    When I was little my only idea of fighting was pro wrestling. So when I got in a tiff with another kid at a day camp and pissed him off while I was at a water fountain and he charged, my pro wrestling instincts made me move out of the way, grab him by the back of the head, and slam it into the water fountain like it was a corner buckle.

    Broke the kid's nose.

    Pretty sure I might of even stomped my foot so as to make the impact seem louder.

    hahahahahhha

    That last sentence totally seals it

    I am still of the age were this story is badass.

    The day i leave this age I will kill myself.

    That story is awesome.

    FirmSkater on
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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I fought someone once.

    It was scary! And she had long nails!

    pillow on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    women fight so dirty

    it's so ridiculous

    Raneados on
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    crwth wrote: »
    now i'll never be a teen model!

    Instead you'll marry Ben Stiller!

    Dislexic on
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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Becareful of Rane's hair, it gonna cut you.

    When Rane made a real-life cut-out of his online hair, I found it and said WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

    he just laughed at me.

    Dislexic on
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