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Dude just threw a chair at me (Not about wrestling)
Klyka
DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
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So a customer comes in and asks if we found his mobile phone which he apparently forgot here yesterday evening. I check in the back,nothing, check everywhere else, nothing, and even call my brother who was here yesterday and he told me he didn't find anything. So I tell the guy that I wish I could help him but I really have no idea what might have happened to his phone.
He then goes fucking NUTS. He jumps up,shouts at me,tells me he will fucking kill me, he will rape my mother and slit her throat, kill my entire family, tells me to go outside with him so he can fuck me up. This is the stuff I remember, there was a LOT more where that came from.
I,of course, tell him to get the fuck out of my store and never come back.
He answers by picking up a chair, taking aim and throwing it at me. HE THREW. A CHAIR. AT ME.
I did like Bush and managed to not get hit, but one of our monitors has a bit of a chipped off edge now.
I jumped into the back room, grabbed the "emergency baseball bat" we have there and shout at the guy to get the fuck out now or I will call the cops and/or proceed to put this bat to use.
He keeps shouting, knocks 2 tables over and then goes outside where he still continues shouting really fucking expletive things about my relatives and his reproduction organs and then finally,after seeing me on the phone,runs off.
So, how was your Sunday SE++?
He then goes fucking NUTS. He jumps up,shouts at me,tells me he will fucking kill me, he will rape my mother and slit her throat, kill my entire family, tells me to go outside with him so he can fuck me up. This is the stuff I remember, there was a LOT more where that came from.
I,of course, tell him to get the fuck out of my store and never come back.
He answers by picking up a chair, taking aim and throwing it at me. HE THREW. A CHAIR. AT ME.
I did like Bush and managed to not get hit, but one of our monitors has a bit of a chipped off edge now.
I jumped into the back room, grabbed the "emergency baseball bat" we have there and shout at the guy to get the fuck out now or I will call the cops and/or proceed to put this bat to use.
He keeps shouting, knocks 2 tables over and then goes outside where he still continues shouting really fucking expletive things about my relatives and his reproduction organs and then finally,after seeing me on the phone,runs off.
So, how was your Sunday SE++?
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and honestly, you just weren't threatening enough.
terrible
A chair is a poor choice of a weapon
and you probably need to file an incident report as part of store policy anyway
AND why are you on the internet did you get sent home
everyone's all about fists
psh
get in close and toss a few elbows to the face that will teach that chairthrower
That's because at that range it usually devolves into grabbing and pulling onto the ground, which is a silly and stupid position to be in
And I am actually still in my store, since it's my brother's and mine, I can surf the internet AS I PLEASE 8-)
Honestly you'd be better spending that time thinking of a way to reverse their inevitable "gaining the upper hand by getting on top" scheme with your own, and thus end the fight kneeling over them slogging them repeatedly in their tender, fragile face
several
mostly when I was wee
kids in england fight ALL THE TIME
and the adults encourage it
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show them you just don't give a shit
also it's really easy to tear ears off
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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my school was like
all about fighting
rough and tumble kind of stuff
into his face
don't stop till he is down and crying"
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would have been nice to get some pointers early in life dad
had to learn it ON THE STREETZ
mad?
community driven english school with uniforms
so
yes pretty much
just threaten to sue
my street cred must be terrible these days I haven't been in a fight in years and years
people could be challenging my turf AS WE SPEAK
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psh what good is that to a kid
except little guys and muscled out douchebags but they pick fights with everyone
gonna challenge you to a duel for your turf
a jaywalking duel. Oops, guess you can't participate, cop. I guess it's a walkover
yeah that's been my strategy for the past two years
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wimble have you ever had a cavity search
Little guys you can just hold their heads back as they try to hit with their tiny arms
Muscled out dudes, well, this is where it's good to have long legs for running
Anytime after high school your real chances of getting into a fight are slim and none
yea same
my plan is to just sulk at them afterwards if i am conscious