THE YEAR 2000
George W. Bush takes office. I am in grade 10 and 15 years old. I am still a practising Christian.
THE YEAR 2001
9/11 never forget. Tycho magnetic anomaly 1 is found on the moon. I start dating my first girlfriend named Emily ( who I met through church) we both become atheists and start having sex. We break up shortly after.
THE YEAR 2002
Spider-Man comes out in theatres. It is awesome. I took a trip to Jamaica. It was awesome. The forums are destroyed. It is awesome.
THE YEAR 2003
Human genome project is completed. I graduate from highschool a year early, and decide to take some time off before university. I also take a trip to south korea and sample salty dongs.
THE YEAR 2004
Half-Life 2 comes out. I start school at the University of Waterloo. I also start working at Imprint, the campus newspaper, and meet some of my best friends.
THE YEAR 2005
The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobot's home planet of Cybertron. I join the forums! I start wasting increasing amount of time on the internet, start drawing a horrible webcomic, and take up smoking.
THE YEAR 2006
Stephen Harper becomes Prime Minister of Canada. My student loan is denied, and I live for three months being essentially homeless. Given the choice between buying groceries or smoking, I quit smoking.
THE YEAR 2007
Vladamir Putin is named Time's Man of the Year. I graduate from university and decide that I hate my major. Lots of fighting. My parents separate. I move to Toronto to start a second degree at OCAD, doing school part-time while working for a computer hardware website.
THE YEAR 2008
Barack Obama becomes the blackest president ever. I meet my current girlfriend and fall in love.
THE YEAR 2009
Swine flu. I move to a new apartment and for the first time become a lease holder. I play far too much Mount and Blade. Bogey and I get married and have twins, Boglo and Roley.
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Also, I joined the forums in '04, but I rarely post.
away from my fucking roommate
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Rememberin' dis.
Almost 4 years ago.
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did some good stuff (ie started my business everyones been telling me to start)
was sad a lot
learned how to do carpentry
got called a lot by various debt companies
2008 I am fourteen and have my first girlfriend
2009 I am sixteen and depressed
I see a pattern
The backstreet boys left a huge hole in your life?
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:l
2002 - Traveled a bunch, world view ++
2002-2005 - middle school was nothingness
2005 - Started high school
2007 - Started bass
2008 - Played "Hold the Line" at full blast at Obama's victory
2009 - Graduated High School
2009 - First kiss
2009 - Started college
Tack half life 2 in there for 2004 as well. Big shit
2009: I figure out I want to take a mental vacation and get my first C grade.
yup
2003: Moved to a new house in a boring town. The lone upside is the proximity to Athens (Georgia)
2004-2005: Played RO to the point of creating a health hazard*
2006-2009: Quit RO, Got my GED, got my degree, finally driving again
*
2008 was the best year of my life so far. 2009 the worst.
uh
let's think
first sex in 2006 (I'd just turned 16)
discovered I'm a good writer in 05 and completed my first screenplay earlier this year, gotta redraft that shit
umm umm umm
utterly fell in love earlier this year!
oh, discovered I could sing in 07 and been working on that ever since
and joined here in 07 as well
voted for the first time last year, that rocked
played a lot of video games and watched a lot of movies and read a lot of books and acquired a decent fashion sense
Go 2000s
finished high school, had the best half year of my life
the last half has been awful thanks to my prick roommate and moving away from all my old friends
2010 should be good
2001 - graduated, started at villanova. also lost my virginity with a lesbian who later broke my heart. was really emo
2002-2005 - college, lots of studying and junk. was in an awful on again-off again relationship for 3 years.
2005 - i joined here because i was incredibly bored all day at an internship after college. i regret nothing
2005 - present - am an adult with a real job. became the most boring man alive
So much time wasted...
Jordan of Elienor, Human Shaman
Late '04: I start high school, Half-Life 2 comes out and I make love to the game so many times it's crazy
05: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
06:UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHoh yeah I join the forums
07:W...what?
08: I graduate from high school! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Late 08(ha): I start school at Full Sail and stuff and move to Florida and live basically on my own.
09: I do nothing but school for a long god damn time and learn a lot and grow or some shit
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can't wait to go to uni
2009 has kicked ass, really. Actually became more social, made new friends, college is rad. I hope 2010 will be cool, with more future stuff in store.
Same here!
gaypartytime?
1) It will be the future and we call it 'twenty-ten'
2) I fucking graduate from college at 20 years of age
3)Holy shit I am graduating soon holy shit what am I gonna do
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2009 is also the first time in my life that I have had "girl problems." What a learning experience that was, haha.
I guess members of the opposite sex like me more at college than at high school. And members of the same sex.
sip on sizzurp
strap on your jet pack and head over to the holodeck