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Crazy chicks

SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
Today I had a wonderful conversation with a woman I met.

She was gorgeous, had dark hair and beautiful eyes, and she had that sort of "intellectual spunky hot chick" look thanks to her thin face and glasses. She had a great smile.

We talked for almost half an hour, she was funny, and smart, and we got along great. At the end, she asked for my phone number, and I gave her a fake one.

Why would I do this?

Well, I met her at an inpatient psychiatric treatment center, basically a psych ward/loonie bin, while I was waiting to visit a family member. She was not a staff member.

SE++ you ever have that thing where something seems really neat except for that one little detail?

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Maybe she was visiting a friend or relative?

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    She was wearing a plastic bracelet and didn't have shoes on.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I bet you're racist, too.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    "___________ has a boyfriend"

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    The craziest ones usually make the best first impressions. It's by necessity. How do you think Charles Manson convinced anybody to follow him?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    SmokeStacks don't you want some excitement in your life?

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    She sounds hot.

    You should fuck her.

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    The craziest ones usually make the best first impressions. It's by necessity. How do you think Charles Manson convinced anybody to follow him?

    The whole time I'm thinking "this chick is crazy, people don't book nights here when they are on vacation, she's got to be here for a reason", but I kept getting drawn in whenever she talked.

    She was like a hot chick manson.

    It's a good thing I left when I did, otherwise I'd eventually be as crazy as she is and end up giving her a skinlamp on our anniversary or something.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pussy.

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Should have went back to her room.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This is the best story I've heard all week

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this same thing happened to me only I was also one of the patients

    this cute little blond number just walks up and we start having this really nice conversation until I go WAIT, MONROE, THIS IS A BAD IDEA

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with fucking crazy chicks?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    but yeah

    should have gave her your real number. You can trust the second impression.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Welp. Looks like there are enough people on the WA state unemployment program with computers and internet access, that 30 seconds after the claim period opens the whole damn back end to the site collapses.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    How do you think Charles Manson convinced anybody to follow him?

    By playing songs on acoustic guitar.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Charles Manson made some sense, man

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    like a mint

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    naw, but really, you don't know what she was in for

    yeah she could be totally bipolar or have some sort of dissociative disorder or something but it could have been something significantly more innocuous

    should have given her the real number and then played it all slow-like and checked her medicine cabinet to make sure she's just on an SSRI or something instead of some sort of anti-psychotic

    what I am saying is that there is crazy and then there is
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    also the kind of crazy most "crazy bitches" are is not the kind of crazy you ever go to the hospital for

    they might end up at an attorney a lot more often than normal, though

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Over my time at the hospital there have been three chicks I wanted to do. It's such a tough call though because even though I don't like the mental illness stigma I worry about all the potential problems I could open starting a relationship or even a fling with someone like that.

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bitches be crazy.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with fucking crazy chicks?

    not so much the fucking, but the follow up.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I dunno man I think you should go back there and give her your real phone number.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My friend, I'm going to have to have a good long talk with you about the benefits of being a card carrying member of the find them fuck them and forget them club.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    In my thoughts, I never refer to myself in the first person. It's always "You should" or "We need to" or "Why are we" or "I told you and we didn't listen"

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Over my time at the hospital there have been three chicks I wanted to do. It's such a tough call though because even though I don't like the mental illness stigma I worry about all the potential problems I could open starting a relationship or even a fling with someone like that.

    You'll fuck a family member, but you won't put it to a crazy chick?

    Also I might be down with the ol' hit it and quit it (although I am generally too nice to do so), but I'd be afraid of what she would do afterward.

    I don't want to piss her off and end up being turned into furniture.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    In my thoughts, I never refer to myself in the first person. It's always "You should" or "We need to" or "Why are we" or "I told you and we didn't listen"

    That thing that doing that. It's called your ego. It's not something you should listen to.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    People with mental problems should be treated like wild animals.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Over my time at the hospital there have been three chicks I wanted to do. It's such a tough call though because even though I don't like the mental illness stigma I worry about all the potential problems I could open starting a relationship or even a fling with someone like that.

    You'll fuck a family member, but you won't put it to a crazy chick?

    Also I might be down with the ol' hit it and quit it (although I am generally too nice to do so), but I'd be afraid of what she would do afterward.

    I don't want to piss her off and end up being turned into furniture.

    No the big reason for me is I would lose my job. Otherwise I'd probably have no problem with it.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    hey Weaver, me too!

    crazy-five

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't know man, now that I think about it, maybe I could have scored some Lithium off of her or something.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    People with mental problems should be treated like wild animals.

    Left to roam free and kill documentarists that have a pension for intruding on their territory?

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You could have asked her what she's hospitalized for. It's most likely not her own fault she's in there.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Meiz wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    People with mental problems should be treated like wild animals.

    Left to roam free and kill documentarists that have a pension for intruding on their territory?

    penchant

    a pension is what people live off of shortly before they die

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    penchant

    edit; oh wow I'm sloooow.

    Must be all this beer.

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You could have asked her what she's hospitalized for. It's most likely not her own fault she's in there.

    That would have been really rude I think.

    I mean it was sort of a pink elephant situation anyway.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    In my thoughts, I never refer to myself in the first person. It's always "You should" or "We need to" or "Why are we" or "I told you and we didn't listen"

    I do that too, and now i am scared for my life.

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