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The New Comic Thread for Monday, December 21, 2009

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    When the fuck are they bringing back Spelljammer is what I want to know.

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    Motherfucking space hippo people.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Mor Lik LOLthmas
    amirite?

    That's what I thought it actually was, at first glance.
    MacGuffin wrote: »
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    Druhim wrote: »
    that's a pretty bad edit

    I approve of it. It's better than any edit I could think up for it, being too distracted by the idea of "LOLthmas". And since we're going into Continuity on this for the next 3 comics, I doubt I'll be coming up with any edits of my own until the arc's over.

    It's also a useful all-purpose interjection on its own.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Edcrab wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    I thought that it was spelled Lloth, but it turns out both are right.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lolth is a fictional goddess in the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Lolth (Lloth in the drow dialect), the Demon Queen of Spiders, is the chief goddess of drow elves. She is also known as the Spider Queen and the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

    Thank you Wikipedia!

    "Alternate spelling is another language" excuse to address some inconsistent spelling

    Woohoo fantasy worldbuilding

    isn't this basically how they justified the Star wars thing of "did the Kessel run in 20 parsecs", except instead of spelling it was more bullshit about gravity wells and plotting a course around them?

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    just cast Harm over and over

    ::golf-clap::

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    I thought that it was spelled Lloth, but it turns out both are right.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lolth is a fictional goddess in the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Lolth (Lloth in the drow dialect), the Demon Queen of Spiders, is the chief goddess of drow elves. She is also known as the Spider Queen and the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

    Thank you Wikipedia!

    "Alternate spelling is another language" excuse to address some inconsistent spelling

    Woohoo fantasy worldbuilding

    isn't this basically how they justified the Star wars thing of "did the Kessel run in 20 parsecs", except instead of spelling it was more bullshit about gravity wells and plotting a course around them?

    12 parsecs


    god

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You know what this comic needs is some surprise Beholders in episode 3.

    The Illithid and the Drow put their differences aside to deal with the mutual threat, each acquiring a begrudging respect and admiration for the other.

    Then the Illithid suck the Drows' goddamn brains out with their terrifying slavering beaks, and sacrifice the children to Ilsensine, the terrifying pulsating omiscient brain-goddess.

    You know, holiday shit.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Anyone have a link to the "Our Crucial Pamphlet" podcast? I said it in the last thread, but the podcast directory is dead.

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    just cast Harm over and over

    I read this as "Just cast Ham over and over"

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    edited December 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    I thought that it was spelled Lloth, but it turns out both are right.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lolth is a fictional goddess in the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Lolth (Lloth in the drow dialect), the Demon Queen of Spiders, is the chief goddess of drow elves. She is also known as the Spider Queen and the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

    Thank you Wikipedia!

    "Alternate spelling is another language" excuse to address some inconsistent spelling

    Woohoo fantasy worldbuilding

    isn't this basically how they justified the Star wars thing of "did the Kessel run in 20 parsecs", except instead of spelling it was more bullshit about gravity wells and plotting a course around them?

    somebody explained this to me and i thought it sounded very reasonable until i realized how retarded it was

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    I thought that it was spelled Lloth, but it turns out both are right.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lolth is a fictional goddess in the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Lolth (Lloth in the drow dialect), the Demon Queen of Spiders, is the chief goddess of drow elves. She is also known as the Spider Queen and the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

    Thank you Wikipedia!

    "Alternate spelling is another language" excuse to address some inconsistent spelling

    Woohoo fantasy worldbuilding

    isn't this basically how they justified the Star wars thing of "did the Kessel run in 20 parsecs", except instead of spelling it was more bullshit about gravity wells and plotting a course around them?

    somebody explained this to me and i thought it sounded very reasonable until i realized how retarded it was

    The way Gabe explains it in one of the podcasts it's supposed to be a measure of how close he got to the black holes, and you'd have to be extremely talented to get that close.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    august wrote: »
    You know what this comic needs is some surprise Beholders in episode 3.

    The Illithid and the Drow put their differences aside to deal with the mutual threat, each acquiring a begrudging respect and admiration for the other.

    Then the Illithid suck the Drows' goddamn brains out with their terrifying slavering beaks, and sacrifice the children to Ilsensine, the terrifying pulsating omiscient brain-goddess.

    You know, holiday shit.

    so this becomes a jack chick tract

    Quoth on
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wicked comic can't wait.

    I would probably read a whole novel in this format, actually.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    I thought that it was spelled Lloth, but it turns out both are right.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lolth is a fictional goddess in the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Lolth (Lloth in the drow dialect), the Demon Queen of Spiders, is the chief goddess of drow elves. She is also known as the Spider Queen and the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

    Thank you Wikipedia!

    "Alternate spelling is another language" excuse to address some inconsistent spelling

    Woohoo fantasy worldbuilding

    isn't this basically how they justified the Star wars thing of "did the Kessel run in 20 parsecs", except instead of spelling it was more bullshit about gravity wells and plotting a course around them?

    somebody explained this to me and i thought it sounded very reasonable until i realized how retarded it was

    The way Gabe explains it in one of the podcasts it's supposed to be a measure of how close he got to the black holes, and you'd have to be extremely talented to get that close.

    Well, without dying anyway.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I must concede that I have an irrational hatred of elves and especially drow after numerous years of being a DM. Especially when someone decided it would be a fantastic idea to have a billion subraces of elves for no coherent reason.

    The more of them the Illithids eat the better.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    drow are like the vampires of the dnd world

    potentially cool when used properly as horrible evil bastards

    stupid dumb when made all goody-goody by people who can't write characters for beans.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I thought vampires were the vampires of the D&D world.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    And Drow are always terrible and I know because I've read every D&D novel ever.

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I thought vampires were the vampires of the D&D world.

    No, vampires are the werewolves of the D&D world.

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    I thought that it was spelled Lloth, but it turns out both are right.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lolth is a fictional goddess in the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Lolth (Lloth in the drow dialect), the Demon Queen of Spiders, is the chief goddess of drow elves. She is also known as the Spider Queen and the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

    Thank you Wikipedia!

    "Alternate spelling is another language" excuse to address some inconsistent spelling

    Woohoo fantasy worldbuilding

    isn't this basically how they justified the Star wars thing of "did the Kessel run in 20 parsecs", except instead of spelling it was more bullshit about gravity wells and plotting a course around them?

    somebody explained this to me and i thought it sounded very reasonable until i realized how retarded it was

    The way Gabe explains it in one of the podcasts it's supposed to be a measure of how close he got to the black holes, and you'd have to be extremely talented to get that close.

    Well, without dying anyway.

    I don't want to pull this any farther off-topic but Han's skill isn't the issue, he's boasting about the Falcon's speed, and no matter how you try to spin that a parsec is still a measure of distance. It was a slip-up, and one that cannot be explained away by Star Wars nerds, no matter how hard they try.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    What if parsecs or whatever just means something different in star wars talk

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Garthor wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I thought vampires were the vampires of the D&D world.

    No, vampires are the werewolves of the D&D world.

    yes, there is a complex hierarchy here

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've never understood why fandoms have to go to such length to explain that "no, the author was just kinda lazy, made a mistake or wasn't that good to begin with"

    Lloth/lolth
    Yeards
    Parsecs
    Harry Potter

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    because fans are anal and pedantic

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    akesoakeso Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't know how many ways I can call this strip idea genius.

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    DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    What if parsecs or whatever just means something different in star wars talk
    Wikipedia wrote:
    The Falcon is often connected to the Kessel Run, a pathway from Kessel past the Maw Black Hole Cluster used by smugglers to transport precious Glitterstim spice.[8] Solo in A New Hope brags that the Falcon made the Kessel Run in "less than twelve parsecs". As this is a unit of distance, not time, different explanations have been provided. In the Expanded Universe, it refers to his ability to move the ship closer to the Maw's black holes and therefore cut the distance traveled.[8] On the A New Hope DVD audio commentary, Lucas comments that, in the Star Wars universe, traveling through hyperspace requires careful navigation to avoid stars, planets, asteroids, and other obstacles,[9] and that since no long-distance journey can be made in a straight line, the "fastest" ship is the one that can plot the "most direct course", thereby traveling the least distance.[9] The novelization backs away and changes the line to "twelve Standard Time Units."

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Hahahahah, standard time units.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm surprised no one has yet complained about the fact that they base this year's christmas story arc around D&D. I guess it also counts as a video game reference because there have been multiple games with mind flayers and drow in them.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I didn't remember that one. It wasn't very christmas-y.

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    Holy shit, "christmassy" is a real word.

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    SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    There have been at least 8 strips this year so far dealing with D&D gaming without involving video gaming. I guess ever since they're both on board with the dice, it's a more on-topic topic.

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    BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    SabreMau wrote: »
    There have been at least 8 strips this year so far dealing with D&D gaming without involving video gaming. I guess ever since they're both on board with the dice, it's a more on-topic topic.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    berk you are a national treasure

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I must concede that I have an irrational hatred of elves and especially drow after numerous years of being a DM. Especially when someone decided it would be a fantastic idea to have a billion subraces of elves for no coherent reason.

    The more of them the Illithids eat the better.

    because different races of humans are terrible too?

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    Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Khavall wrote: »
    Caulk Bite wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    I thought that it was spelled Lloth, but it turns out both are right.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Lolth is a fictional goddess in the Dungeons and Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Lolth (Lloth in the drow dialect), the Demon Queen of Spiders, is the chief goddess of drow elves. She is also known as the Spider Queen and the Queen of the Demonweb Pits.

    Thank you Wikipedia!

    "Alternate spelling is another language" excuse to address some inconsistent spelling

    Woohoo fantasy worldbuilding

    isn't this basically how they justified the Star wars thing of "did the Kessel run in 20 parsecs", except instead of spelling it was more bullshit about gravity wells and plotting a course around them?

    12 parsecs


    god

    well, I knew the number started with a 'twe' sound...

    Caulk Bite 6 on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yes

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    BackstopBackstop Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    License to Illithid

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Backstop wrote: »
    License to Illithid

    From Page 1 With Love

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Darric wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    What if parsecs or whatever just means something different in star wars talk
    Wikipedia wrote:
    The Falcon is often connected to the Kessel Run, a pathway from Kessel past the Maw Black Hole Cluster used by smugglers to transport precious Glitterstim spice.[8] Solo in A New Hope brags that the Falcon made the Kessel Run in "less than twelve parsecs". As this is a unit of distance, not time, different explanations have been provided. In the Expanded Universe, it refers to his ability to move the ship closer to the Maw's black holes and therefore cut the distance traveled.[8] On the A New Hope DVD audio commentary, Lucas comments that, in the Star Wars universe, traveling through hyperspace requires careful navigation to avoid stars, planets, asteroids, and other obstacles,[9] and that since no long-distance journey can be made in a straight line, the "fastest" ship is the one that can plot the "most direct course", thereby traveling the least distance.[9] The novelization backs away and changes the line to "twelve Standard Time Units."

    Wizard.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    august wrote: »
    When the fuck are they bringing back Spelljammer is what I want to know.

    giff_character2.jpg

    Motherfucking space hippo people.

    that hippo is showing a disturbing slice of hippo thigh

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Look, I don't fucking know.

    It's fucking Star Wars, quite possibly the last thing ever you should get bent out of shape if something doesn't connect directly from the movies to real life

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