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Consuming every animal

pogo mudderpogo mudder Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Help / Advice Forum
It's always been a personal ambition of mine to consume as many different species of animal as i can. Anyway, I'm going on an exchange to China in a few months and i see this as a great opportunity to rack up some points.
So what are the different types of animals i can expect to eat over there? I don't want to come home and find out i could've eaten a cobra or something like that and missed out.

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  • Diomedes240zDiomedes240z Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I don't have much to offer; I just wanted to say that it's nice to see that there are other people out there with similar goals to mine. :D

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You can eat dog there. How dedicated are you to this?

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  • pogo mudderpogo mudder Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    very, i have no qualms with eating otherwise domestic pets

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    I bet it will be delicious.


    Snake meat for sure in China. I'm not sure how widespread it is outside Tibet, but they regularly eat Yak there. It's like their beef.

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  • DirtmuncherDirtmuncher Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    China is your Valhalla when it comes to eating animals.
    The Chinees have the motto: If it breaths and isnt human you can eat it.

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  • mooshoeporkmooshoepork Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    monkeys' brains, owls' eyes, bears' paws and deep fried scorpions

    also

    edit: just realised this is pretty NSFW

    http://www.heretical.com/cannibal/china.html

    D:

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2009
    monkeys' brains, owls' eyes, bears' paws and deep fried scorpions

    also

    edit: just realised this is pretty NSFW

    http://www.heretical.com/cannibal/china.html

    D:

    This does not seem like the most legitimate source.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    Snake meat for sure in China. I'm not sure how widespread it is outside Tibet, but they regularly eat Yak there. It's like their beef.

    you don't need to go to China for snake meat.

    You can get it in America.

    Rattlesnake is damn fine eats.

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  • mooshoeporkmooshoepork Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ceres wrote: »
    monkeys' brains, owls' eyes, bears' paws and deep fried scorpions

    also

    edit: just realised this is pretty NSFW

    http://www.heretical.com/cannibal/china.html

    D:

    This does not seem like the most legitimate source.

    But, it was the first google result that came up after I typed "Chinese people are dirty cannibals", it has to be legit

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I remember seeing on shows like Bizarre Foods that in China you can fine this restaurant that serves up animal penis of many different varieties.

    If you some how can't find the rest of them on any other menu, there's always that! XD

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  • Mr RayMr Ray Sarcasm sphereRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    To assist you in your most noble goal, I should inform you that the night market in Melbourne (Australia) does a selection platter of bush meat including Kangaroo, Emu, Ostrich and Crocodile. Should save you some time over finding them all seperately. Its open between December and February every year afaik.

    http://www.qvm.com.au/snm/snm_home.aspx

    *edit* There's even a picture of the stall in question here labeled "global tastes".

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  • GothicLargoGothicLargo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Anyway, I'm going on an exchange to China in a few months and i see this as a great opportunity to rack up some points.
    Right you are.
    So what are the different types of animals i can expect to eat over there? I don't want to come home and find out i could've eaten a cobra or something like that and missed out.
    Obviously you'll find all the basic reptilian fare, and just about everything else higher up the food chain. The real value in China is moving *DOWN* the food chain without sacrificing taste. Look for grasshoppers and a couple kinds of beetles to be on the menu; preying mantis as well, I've heard they prepare them like fried brussel sprouts. In addition, shark fin, dolphin, and whale are all to be found (at a price, mind you).

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    pogo you are my hero and I want to subscribe to your magazine

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  • pogo mudderpogo mudder Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Mr Ray wrote: »
    To assist you in your most noble goal, I should inform you that the night market in Melbourne (Australia) does a selection platter of bush meat including Kangaroo, Emu, Ostrich and Crocodile. Should save you some time over finding them all seperately. Its open between December and February every year afaik.

    heh might be a tad difficult cause i live in the UK but thanks anyway, although i have already eaten all those bush beasts bar the emu.

    so, so far we have:

    dog
    yak
    monkey
    owl
    bear
    scorpion
    snake
    shark
    dolphin
    bugs
    whale
    and every type of penis

    keep 'em coming :)

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  • RetconnRetconn __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2009
    Would be cool to eat a panda, but expensive too.

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  • MoSiAcMoSiAc Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    If you haven't had bear you can get it I know for sure in Japan, so it's probably totally gettable in China, if not, you're not that far away where a quick weekend trip will satisfy the hunger.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'll second recommending the dog, which from what I understand is fairly common in some parts of China. I had it as part of a Filipino 1st birthday party in Hawai'i (I do not know how legal this was - I was 15 at the time and I didn't ask). It may have partly been the seasonings, but I thought it was pretty good. Lean, but some very good flavor.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Does sea cucumber count as meat?

    You've also got starfish, crayfish (your British, so maybe you haven't eaten it? common in the States), all kinds of shellfish and cicadas. This is what my google-fu offered.

    For your penis eating goals:

    "Guolizhuang Penis Restaurant in Beijing, China offers more than 30 types of animal-penis dishes which can cost from 500 yuan up to 90,000 yuan."

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  • Dark MoonDark Moon Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Please don't eat anything endangered. Yes, it may be legal in the country you go to - however, it makes you an objectively terrible human being. Just search for anything you're considering downing into the IUCN Red List and verify that there are plenty left in the area you're eating them in. Thanks!

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm curious as to your current list of "animals you've eaten".

    Please share.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Dark Moon wrote: »
    Please don't eat anything endangered. Yes, it may be legal in the country you go to - however, it makes you an objectively terrible human being. Just search for anything you're considering downing into the IUCN Red List and verify that there are plenty left in the area you're eating them in. Thanks!

    Or look at it the other way and figure there might not be any left for you to ever eat in a few years, so you'd better take advantage of the opportunity now!

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  • SkyGheNeSkyGheNe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Dark Moon wrote: »
    Please don't eat anything endangered. Yes, it may be legal in the country you go to - however, it makes you an objectively terrible human being. Just search for anything you're considering downing into the IUCN Red List and verify that there are plenty left in the area you're eating them in. Thanks!

    Or look at it the other way and figure there might not be any left for you to ever eat in a few years, so you'd better take advantage of the opportunity now!

    No, but seriously, don't be an asshole.

    In case you were wondering what dolphins go through.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited December 2009
    Calling another poster an asshole does not constitute help or advice

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I bet there are ants, termites, grasshoppers, and crickets in your back yard.

    Tear the legs off the grasshoppers and crickets, those'll get stuck in your throat.

    The ants and termites can be eaten whole, though.

    P.S. know what you're eating before you eat it.

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  • SkyGheNeSkyGheNe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Calling another poster an asshole does not constitute help or advice

    Sorry - didn't mean for it to come off so antagonistic. Was just supporting the idea of not eating endangered animals - or animals that are soon to be endangered because of heavy farming.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Based on knowledge gained from listening to Smodcast, if you go to Vietnam you can eat moles, rats, and probably lots of other animals not normally eaten in the west.

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  • GothicLargoGothicLargo Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    SkyGheNe wrote: »
    Darkewolfe wrote: »
    Dark Moon wrote: »
    Please don't eat anything endangered. Yes, it may be legal in the country you go to - however, it makes you an objectively terrible human being. Just search for anything you're considering downing into the IUCN Red List and verify that there are plenty left in the area you're eating them in. Thanks!

    Or look at it the other way and figure there might not be any left for you to ever eat in a few years, so you'd better take advantage of the opportunity now!

    No, but seriously, don't be an asshole.

    In case you were wondering what dolphins go through.

    The various members of the Delphinidae family are generally not endangered. Now... Platanistoidea (river dolphins; basically the resident non-nomadic herds) are yes in very serious trouble, but they're dying out due to destruction of their chosen territory not hunting.

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  • NoquarNoquar Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    No one mentioned cats. Don't miss out on your chance to eat all the pussy you can get your hands on.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I want to do this too! I didn't know there were other people with similar ambitions.

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  • pogo mudderpogo mudder Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I'm curious as to your current list of "animals you've eaten".

    Please share.

    well it's pretty difficult getting hold of anything too exotic in england, but from what i remember (bar the standard animals) there's:

    deer
    antelope
    boar
    crocodile
    aligator
    kangaroo
    ostrich
    octopus + squid (whole)
    manta ray
    various other sea creatures and crustaceans
    rabbit
    pigeon
    squirrel (grey)
    koala

    that's all i can remember right now, but in answer to a few of you, i will try to be mindful of endangered species, and by that i mean i'm not going to eat a white tiger or the last panda on earth.

    but if these animals are already dead and ready to serve then... well it'd be wrong to let them go to waste.

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Here's my thinking on the subject. Those arguing that you shouldn't eat the endangered animals are also arguing that a significant extinction event is going to occur as a result of global warming, right? One of the places hardest hit will be Asia. So, those endangered animals will be extinct as a result of climate change soon, regardless of what you do, AND you will have missed your opportunity.

    That makes that meat EXTRA tasty.

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  • SkyGheNeSkyGheNe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I'm curious as to your current list of "animals you've eaten".

    Please share.

    well it's pretty difficult getting hold of anything too exotic in england, but from what i remember (bar the standard animals) there's:

    deer
    antelope
    boar
    crocodile
    aligator
    kangaroo
    ostrich
    octopus + squid (whole)
    manta ray
    various other sea creatures and crustaceans
    rabbit
    pigeon
    squirrel (grey)
    koala

    that's all i can remember right now, but in answer to a few of you, i will try to be mindful of endangered species, and by that i mean i'm not going to eat a white tiger or the last panda on earth.

    but if these animals are already dead and ready to serve then... well it'd be wrong to let them go to waste.

    There wouldn't be a market if people didn't consume. Supply and demand and all that jazz <3

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  • LachoneusLachoneus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It's always been a personal ambition of mine to consume as many different species of animal as i can. Anyway, I'm going on an exchange to China in a few months and i see this as a great opportunity to rack up some points.
    So what are the different types of animals i can expect to eat over there? I don't want to come home and find out i could've eaten a cobra or something like that and missed out.

    is this like a WoW achievement? ;)

    i have no advice. just sarcsm.

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  • Arch Guru XXArch Guru XX Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I'm curious as to your current list of "animals you've eaten".

    Please share.

    well it's pretty difficult getting hold of anything too exotic in england, but from what i remember (bar the standard animals) there's:

    deer
    antelope
    boar
    crocodile
    aligator
    kangaroo
    ostrich
    octopus + squid (whole)
    manta ray
    various other sea creatures and crustaceans
    rabbit
    pigeon
    squirrel (grey)
    koala

    that's all i can remember right now, but in answer to a few of you, i will try to be mindful of endangered species, and by that i mean i'm not going to eat a white tiger or the last panda on earth.

    but if these animals are already dead and ready to serve then... well it'd be wrong to let them go to waste.

    Koala? Really? How was that?

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  • XantusXantus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I suggest you get really good at haggling with people. most of my friends have been on numerous trips through vietnam, thailand, china... and the one constant is that people will try to steal your money or upsell you constantly. especially when it comes to special foods and ceremonies.

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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    I bet it will be delicious.

    Actually, the general consensus is that dogs with light fur have the worst meat. You want a dog with dark, ideally black fur.

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  • truck-a-saurastruck-a-sauras Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Quid wrote: »
    You want a dog with dark, ideally black fur.

    the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice?

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  • UncleChetUncleChet N00b Lancaster, PARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    When I was in Korea, I didn't get to eat dog, but I'd heard a lot about it. The general concensus was that black dogs weren't eaten due to being unlucky.

    I could have this completely opposite though. There was a significance to the color of the dog and the only stray I ever saw was a white wirey haired mutt.

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  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    listen dude, i don't see any guineapig or chinchilla on that list.

    why don't you finish up the mammal, bird and aquatic section of your local petstore before moving on to bigger things?

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bwanie wrote: »
    listen dude, i don't see any guineapig or chinchilla on that list.

    why don't you finish up the mammal, bird and aquatic section of your local petstore before moving on to bigger things?

    Guineapig is South American, isn't it?

    And I'd imagine part of eating meat is finding a place that actually knows how to prepare it in a palatable form. Grabbing Fido from the local pet store doesn't mean he'll be good eats.

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