Secret Satans - PM Neville to sign up to send gifts to the shafted

neville

THE DAY IS NEARLY UPON US.

Let us feast and carry on and thank those who sent us wonderous things, and blaspheme and rant for those who did not.




(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully. !)

This is where you do the sign-ups.
There will be another thread later where people can talk about what to get, or what not to get, or go off-topic so delightfully as we tend to do.


Rules:

1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.

2. International people are allowed. If you have some super big problem with it, let me know in your sign up email, but I cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."

3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans.

4. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Tube is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 15, 2010.


5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.

6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.


How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:secretsatantwo@gmail.com.

THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:

Your Name
Your full Address (including country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally (Yes its OK / No, I'd rather not )
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT





IF YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS THE SUBJECT, I WILL THROW IT AWAY, AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU I HAVE DONE SO. IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR ON THIS SIGN-UP LIST, ASSUME YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SOMEWHERE.

Signups in this thread WILL NOT BE COUNTED AND YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY MOCKED.
Or ignored. Perhaps both.


THE SIGN UP DEADLINE IS 12:01 AM, PST, NOVEMBER 6TH. THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES.


Keeping the tradition alive:
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!


Sign-Up List:

Robert Khoo
Gabe
Tycho
Neville
State of the art Robot
a duck!
That Dave Fella
Sars_Boy
Snowbeat
Usagi
Veretas
Koshian
Vann Diras
robothero
cheshire
Zot
. (aka Plut)
Langly
I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up
Orestes
mully
bombardier
Butler
Theidar
Smart Hero
CorpseRT
DrZiplock
Perrsun
Fiz
12gauge
Tommy2Hands
Blaket
BYToady
CrackedLens
Cogliostro
GOATMON
Centipede Damascus
Lostwords
The Far Side
JohnHam
Bedlam
Monkeyfeet
Rolo
Stale
NotACrook
Blankspace
Orikaeshigitae
Bad-Beat
Bucketman
Slacker71
Iloveslimes
The Geek
Kusuguttai
Favlaud
Staleghoti
Trillian
VisionOfClarity
Mysst
Callius
Quethal
Killjoy
Lost Salient
Skull Man
Sal
Bendery
JC of DI
#pipe
Lardalish
DrIanMalcolm
Qorzm
Green
Zoel
ZeroFill
Caulk Bite
The Lovely Bastard
Worthless Lurker
WORLD AS MYTH (In all caps for your pleasure)
Nogs
Burning Organ
Balefuego
Beavotron
Tossrock
Munkus Beaver
Vivixenne
Jyardana
MetroidZoid
Grath
doodmann
Tastypastry
Richard M. Nixon
Hacksaw
IpseDixit
SporkAndrew
bongi
Szechuanosaurus
Platypus Beirut
nuzak
Hunter (who apparently has some special request for naked Callius???)
GRMike
Rankenphile
Captain Cthulhu
Xaquin
Fletcher
Kazhiim
McCly
BusterK
sarukun
DARKPRIMUS
Butters
Highfire
QuestionMarkMan
fightinfilipino
DeathPrawn
Kantankeris
bacardi
Ten
Morgenstern
Marcus And His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens
Weaver
SeñorAmor
LuvCherie (Geek's wife!)
Zonugal
Futility
laughingfuzzball
The Otaku Suppository
FortyTwo
AMP'd 's infallible alias
Bogey
mulysasempronius
Daimajin
eric.
gurusloth
B.C.
Okami
Devlin_Dragonus
babyeatingjesus
britinichu
RabidDeathMoose
Odin
Houk (sending only; such a nice guy!)



Matched up List (Will show who sent to whom with links... ):

• AMP’D -> Orestes
• bombardier -> Bad-beat -> -> Mysst -> Platypus Beirut -> Butters -> Zoel -> Koshian -> Jyardana -> Staleghoti -> Marcus And His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens -> Morgenstern -> Theidar -> Bucketman -> SporkAndrew -> Doodmann
• Butler -> Grath -> Bedlam -> MulysaSempronius
• Caulk Bite -> VisionOfClarity -> Fletcher
• Deathprawn -> Stale -> Hacksaw -> Goatmon -> Metroidzoid -> State of the art Robot -> tastypastry -> That Lovely Bastard -> Futility -> Monkeyfeet
• Fiz -> Trillian -> Captain Cthulhu -> The Otaku Suppository -> Cheshire -> Lost Salient -> Zerofill -> Veretas -> JohnHam -> Szechuanosaurus -> bongi -> RabidDeathMoose -> .
• FortyTwo -> DrIanMalcolm -> Nuzak
• Gabe -> Snowbeat -> 12gauge -> Balefuego -> CrackedLens -> Iloveslimes
• LuvCherie -> DrZiplock -> B.C. -> a duck -> Bogey -> I’d Fuck Chuck Lidell Up -> Barcardi -> #pipe -> IpseDixit -> Kusuguttai
• Orikaeshigitae -> Kantankeris -> Neville -> Gurusloth -> Sars_Boy -> GRMike -> Perrsun -> babyeatingjesus -> Rolo
• Quethal -> Sal -> Slacker71 -> Odin -> WaM -> devlin_dragonus -> DarkPrimus
• Richard M Nixon -> lostwords -> Daimajin -> Robothero -> QuestionMarkMan -> Nogs -> Munkus Beaver -> Worthless Lurker -> britinichu -> Burning Organ -> Vivixenne
• Sarukun -> Cold Salmon and Hatred
• SeñorAmor -> Centipede Damascus
• Ten -> CorpseRT
• Tycho -> Okami

Also these mystery people:

• ??? -> Langly -> Kazhlim -> Usagi
• ??? -> NotACrook
• ??? -> That Dave Fella -> Cogliostro -> Green -> Tossrock -> Tommy2Hands
• ??? -> Vann Diras -> BYToady -> eric.
• ??? -> Xaquin -> Skull Man

And, hey, here are some completed chains

• Callius -> fightinfilipino -> beavotron -> Robert Khoo -> Mully -> Weaver -> Qorzm -> Lardalish -> JC of DI -> BusterK -> The Geek -> McCly -> Hunter -> Blaket -> Callius
• Favlaud -> Smart Hero -> Bendery -> Favlaud

I Win Swordfights

I don't think this is legal

Balefuego

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

I don't think this is legal

neither are you

Orikaeshigitae

here is my secret satan experience:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

Kuribo's Shoe

man, that title never fails to crack me up

Blake T

Orik I was your Secret Satan.

I got you disappointment.

I hope you like it.

Orikaeshigitae

Blaket wrote: »

Orik I was your Secret Satan.

I got you disappointment.

I hope you like it.

Blake T

Well now I'm not sure if the disappointment is working or not.

I AM JUST CONFUSED NOW.

Orikaeshigitae

actually i don't care, i just had a fantastic week with my girlfriend who i love the hell out of and i gave kantankeris an awesome game, so i could get nothin' and be happy

but she went home today so i'm bitter like mel gibson in lethal weapon

neville

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

here is my secret satan experience:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

feels good man

Orikaeshigitae

MKR

This thread is pretty homosexual.

Neville did you know your thread is full of gay.

Blake T

Lethal Weapon 1 or 2?

neville

MKR wrote: »

This thread is pretty homosexual.

Neville did you know your thread is full of gay.

It's a requirement I must toil under.
My apologies.

Zoel

The naked gun

MKR

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

This is like the boss in Legend of Zelda where you have to separate it from all its bubble things and whack it.

Orikaeshigitae

Blaket wrote: »

Lethal Weapon 1 or 2?

all i know is i'm sitting here eating milkbones

MetroidZoid

Yay just got the second part of MetroidZoid's gift today! I got a drawing of Bowser basically chilling in Hawaii and it is very nice. Unfortunately I do not have a camera to show you it . I also got a pound of Oatmeal Cookie mix that I hopefully will use soon. Some honey which also I hopefully will use soon and a can of Cary's trail mix!

Thanks man!

Cool. First of I just had a thought today that I wasn't sure what kind of place you were living at on base (having never been to one before), and it occured to me if it was more apartment / dorm-like, you might not be able to cook so it's a relief that you'll be able to use those. I wanted to get you something local ... well, local-ish.

Eagle Point, where the honey and cookie mix come from, is like less than an hour away. And Cary's has gotten some good international attention for having kick-ass toffee and the like, and they're right here in town. Like, 10 minutes from my house.

And the picture was the only thing to come to mind after seeing your wishlist (Bowser's Inside Story) and well, uh, Hawaii. Also here is a shitty cell phone picture of said drawing:



Larger pic:

Mixed mediums; mostly oil pastel outlined in ink, but color pencil for the background to make Bowser stand out. The texture looks a lot better in real life. Also, don't know if you can see it (and sorry for the shitty cell picture), but my favorite part of this is Bowser Jr's Tiki-mask bandana.

Merry Christmas SOTAR! And in case I missed it, Happy Robannukah!

The holiest two weeks on the robot calendar!

E: Hey SOTAR nothing got broken did it? I think I could've packed that box full of stuffing better but I was in a hurry to make it to the post office.

Fiz

Now that Trillian is on her way home I can start getting ready to mail the rest of her present

Orikaeshigitae

Blake bought me some cool games on Steam! So now my Satan experience is like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06CvUjLgK5g

Calamity Jane

orikae's posts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_D141OmVbk

Kazhiim

Kazhlim, huh?

Nogs

gotta wait til after new year for my satan to pick up his present from his front door i think.

Blake T

Anjin did you subscribe to that dudes video, he told you to you know.

Butler

Hey Fiz sorry I ran off with your gift-tracking list in that other thread. That was kind of impolite of me.

Fiz

Nah it is fine and good to know somebody else is paying attention. The sexond I get my present I am out of this thread like it has a yeast infection

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

No nothing got broken MetroidZoid, although the lady giving me my package was a bit of a bitch. Like I handed her my slip and ID card together and she purposley let the id card slip so I picked it up and handed it to her and she said "one at a time sir". Kinda wanted to slap her but hey, it's kind of against the law.

ZeroFill

yeast like a subway foot long

LuvCherie

All the parts are here, now to pack and ship!

CrackedLens

id just like to say that even though he isnt my secret satan, just a cool ass dude, DrZiplock sent me one of these



and it is shit hot

IpseDixit

Because he is rad DE?AD got my girlfriend and I the best present

Cash! 8-)

Also my package is so close to arriving. UPS better not fuck this shit up

they're totally going to fuck this shit up and ruin christmas

MetroidZoid

"How the UPS Stole Christmas"

They hated overnight
They hated it so

zimfan

This thread is rad.

I love Christmas!

DrZiplock

CrackedLens wrote: »

id just like to say that even though he isnt my secret satan, just a cool ass dude, DrZiplock sent me one of these



and it is shit hot

RPD w/ Grip


A shame that Bale beat me to getting you ME1, though. Still...good on Bale for being a fucking boss.

Dog

So the rest of my gift arrived, and I have to say Daimajin is awesome!

First off, about a month ago I got the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVfp1ybDMY8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpn9sxtbY-g

And also 30 days of WoW... just when I was getting clean!

That gift rocks! I would have been happy with that! But lo and behold, a package arrives on my doorstep... A collection of the best hits from the father of all badasses!

The Man with No Name Trilogy


Clint Eastwood Western Icon Collection


In the Line of Fire


The Outlaw Josey Wales

-Clint Eastwood Comedy Collection- which includes: Space Cowboys (best movie ever), Honkeytonk Man, Every Which Way But Loose, and Any Which Way You Can.

and most importantly


Dirty Harry

thanks again, Daimajin, you are fantastic.

CrackedLens

Outlaw Josey Wales is fucking boss

bombardier

DrZiplock wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

id just like to say that even though he isnt my secret satan, just a cool ass dude, DrZiplock sent me one of these

and it is shit hot

RPD w/ Grip

Haha, god damnit, that's the first thing I thought of too.

QuestionMarkMan

holy shit that's so many movies Rob

and he got you Every Which Way but Loose which is the best movie ever

The Geek

Ok, well the last part of the gift I'm sending got here late yesterday, so I'll be able to send out the package today. It won't get there in time for Ecksmas, but it will be there before the deadline.

CrackedLens

bombardier wrote: »

DrZiplock wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

id just like to say that even though he isnt my secret satan, just a cool ass dude, DrZiplock sent me one of these

and it is shit hot

RPD w/ Grip

Haha, god damnit, that's the first thing I thought of too.

on the box, Zip taped piece of paper over all the RAIDER logo names and put RPD on them

it may very well be the best thing ever

Brolo

Okay, it looks like the gift I sent disappeared somewhere between leaving Amazon and entering UPS, and neither system has it on their tracking system.

Don't worry Satan! If all else fails another gift will be coming your way!