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I'm embarrased I play WoW

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Go to vegas and pay for it. You're 30, it's time to crack that nut by any means necessary.

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    CypherKnightCypherKnight Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You all are making me laugh, it feels good.

    I do need to exercise. I'm following Henroid's advice which is why I'm actually playing WoW... you wouldn't believe how much it helps sometimes. Sometimes I can't think straight 'cause it's bothering me the not having a girlfriend thing. And the not having a girlfriend thing is not helping me get a girlfriend because I have no confidence because I've never had a girlfriend....

    But you know if I had a choice of celebrity to meet. Felicia Day.

    And one last thing... I play a Holy Pal. Belruel is scaring me with his spock avatar.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Bel, make sweet half-Vulcan love to me

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Don't worry about a girlfriend, just schmooze some hussy into letting you play with her cooter. One step at a time.

    Yes this is serious advice.

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    so Mr. Knight, do you do anything other than play WoW?

    do you have a job, or hobbies that don't involve computers and that may include reading, winter sports, painting/drawing, photography or something else? playing WoW or other games really isn't a big deal to most ladies, unless it's the only thing you do - it's very difficult to have a "get to know you" conversation if you're only talking about raiding or the next piece of gear you need or how irritated you are that the server is going to be down for two whole hours

    and there are plenty of chicks who like WoW and gaming in general (PC, 360, tabletop, you name it)

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Umaro wrote: »
    Don't worry about a girlfriend, just schmooze some hussy into letting you play with her cooter. One step at a time.

    Yes this is serious advice.

    Party at Umaro's place canceled.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    usagi, since you are also a manly man i shall verily make half-vulcan love to you, my t'hy'la.

    lick my ears baby.

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Maybe visit more game/anime/Sci-fi conventions, and scour the halls for other loners like yourself, looking for partners

    This could be you!
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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Bel, make sweet half-Vulcan love to me

    Bel doesn't "make sweet half-Vulcan love."

    You strap yourself in and feel that pointy-eared bastard boldly going where no man has dared go before.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    usagi, if you love me at all, wear this kirk costume during.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Don't worry about a girlfriend, just schmooze some hussy into letting you play with her cooter. One step at a time.

    Yes this is serious advice.

    Party at Umaro's place canceled.

    hahahahahaha

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    this thread

    man

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Bel, make sweet half-Vulcan love to me

    Bel doesn't "make sweet half-Vulcan love."

    You strap yourself in and feel that pointy-eared bastard boldly going where no man has dared go before.

    it is the only logical way to go about intercourse of course.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    I do need to exercise. I'm following Henroid's advice which is why I'm actually playing WoW... you wouldn't believe how much it helps sometimes. Sometimes I can't think straight 'cause it's bothering me the not having a girlfriend thing. And the not having a girlfriend thing is not helping me get a girlfriend because I have no confidence because I've never had a girlfriend....

    that's the spirit dude

    keep avoiding the issue, it's certainly worked well thus far

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    NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Are you overweight Cyberknight

    Or underweight

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    this thread

    man

    I was just thinking the same thing

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    usagi, if you love me at all, wear this kirk costume during.

    I'd totally be ok being a red shirt at this party.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    usagi, since you are also a manly man i shall verily make half-vulcan love to you, my t'hy'la.

    lick my ears baby.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    zimfan wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    this thread

    man

    I was just thinking the same thing

    I'm forum-psychic

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Bel, make sweet half-Vulcan love to me

    Bel doesn't "make sweet half-Vulcan love."

    You strap yourself in and feel that pointy-eared bastard boldly going where no man has dared go before.

    it is the only logical way to go about intercourse of course.

    Stop it, I can't become emotionally compromised.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Let's all chip in and find this guy a whore off of craigslist. I'm sure it will not be funny at all.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Go to vegas and pay for it. You're 30, it's time to crack that nut by any means necessary.

    i think saying youre a virgin gets you a discount

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    usagi, if you love me at all, wear this kirk costume during.

    you know

    I found a photo gallery

    of people

    naked

    in Star Trek costume body paint

    but I haven't had the time to look at it

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    UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    Umaro wrote: »
    Don't worry about a girlfriend, just schmooze some hussy into letting you play with her cooter. One step at a time.

    Yes this is serious advice.

    Party at Umaro's place canceled.

    Fer reals! Worrying about emotions and commitments and impressions isn't going to make things any easier. He needs to break the fear - or more accurately, fuck it to death.

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'll pop your cherry Cyberknight.

    I'll pop it good

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    usagi, since you are also a manly man i shall verily make half-vulcan love to you, my t'hy'la.

    lick my ears baby.

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Zzulu you're AV goes well with that post

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    usagi, if you love me at all, wear this kirk costume during.

    you know

    I found a photo gallery

    of people

    naked

    in Star Trek costume body paint

    but I haven't had the time to look at it

    illogical.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    usagi, if you love me at all, wear this kirk costume during.

    somebody get me a hairpiece, a girdle and some weird timing for my speech patters, stat!

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    usagi, if you love me at all, wear this kirk costume during.

    you know

    I found a photo gallery

    of people

    naked

    in Star Trek costume body paint

    but I haven't had the time to look at it

    oh man, if only people would do that more often.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Let's all chip in and find this guy a whore off of craigslist. I'm sure it will not be funny at all.

    nah when you do this with internet guys they just end up teaching them how to code
    IRC crew joke goes whooooosh

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    tsplitter wrote: »
    Go to vegas and pay for it. You're 30, it's time to crack that nut by any means necessary.

    i think saying youre a virgin gets you a discount

    TFS is still in Vegas too, right? NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Every once in a while I feel a little twinge of depression or sorrow or something reading this thread. Like when I see addicts on the streets or something. You get ONE life, man. How many good years are there? 60? 70? You've used up 30 getting out of shape physically emotionally and socially, is this really how you want to spend the rest of them?

    Clean break. Fuck WoW it's not good for you. I mean you specifically, lots of people can balance it with their fulfilling lives. Uninstall, cancel the account and immediately go out and clean yourself up, join a gym and exercise in a social environment, engage people in conversations when possible and appropriate and live a better life while you can!

    Unless WoW is good enough for you, I guess. There's no single standard by which to judge a fulfilling life, I suppose.

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    tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Let's all chip in and find this guy a whore off of craigslist. I'm sure it will not be funny at all.

    nah when you do this with internet guys they just end up teaching them how to code
    IRC crew joke goes whooooosh

    so thats the sound I heard going over my head

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
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    oh my god

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    usagi, if you love me at all, wear this kirk costume during.

    you know

    I found a photo gallery

    of people

    naked

    in Star Trek costume body paint

    but I haven't had the time to look at it

    illogical.

    you can find something but not look at it's contents

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    You can tell that Borg is into it


    you can just tell

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    she will be assimilated.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    let's curb this porn posting now, shall we

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