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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so one of my flatmates sent me a happy christmas text christmas day. But because i forgot to charge my phone I only just realised she sent it.

    Does not replying make me a dick y/n?

    edit:

    screw year?

    But I hardly know her!

    101 on
  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    dude what

    exist on
    UmPiq.png
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    101 wrote: »
    so one of my flatmates sent me a happy christmas text christmas day. But because i forgot to charge my phone I only just realised she sent it.

    Does not replying make me a dick y/n?

    Reply now, and if she says anything, say you sent it on Christmas and do not budge from that position.

    BYToady on
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Really once you get to "straight-laced babe" you know everything you need to.

    Butler on
  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    OP forgot the best part where angie is actually his sister

    Spacehog on
  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    101 wrote: »
    so one of my flatmates sent me a happy christmas text christmas day. But because i forgot to charge my phone I only just realised she sent it.

    Does not replying make me a dick y/n?

    Reply now, and if she says anything, say you sent it on Christmas and do not budge from that position.

    I could see this leading to hilarity

    e: oh I hadn't thought of that. I should use my phone more often so I would think of these things.

    101 on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    OP forgot the best part where angie is actually his dog

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    101 wrote: »
    so one of my flatmates sent me a happy christmas text christmas day. But because i forgot to charge my phone I only just realised she sent it.

    Does not replying make me a dick y/n?

    Reply now, and if she says anything, say you sent it on Christmas and do not budge from that position.

    This works all the time

    UnbreakableVow on
  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Spacehog wrote: »
    OP forgot the best part where angie is actually his dog

    dammit, yours is better.

    Spacehog on
  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this deserves to be in the western canon of literature

    Zephyr_Fate on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Spacehog wrote: »
    OP forgot the best part where angie is actually his dong

    Hunter on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Spacehog wrote: »
    OP forgot the best part where angie is actually his hand

    mensch-o-matic on
  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    this deserves to be in the western canon of literature

    and penis-pummeling should be added to Websters.

    Spacehog on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Spacehog wrote: »
    OP forgot the best part where angie is actually his bro
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Spacehog wrote: »
    OP forgot the best part where angie is actually his cousin

    101 on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Flew that joke straight into the ground.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    That might be one of the weirdest/creepiest OPs I've ever seen

    That's how you know it's gonna be a great 2010 WOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR SE++

    Sweeney Tom on
  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    crash and burn baby

    101 on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    For secret satans I was gonna get my satanee a dildo with SE++ BUSINESS AS USUAL engraved on it, but I never was able to find a site to get engraved dildos.

    Admittedly I didn't look THAT hard.

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  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Flew that joke straight into the ground.

    I've not been one-upped that many times since that night i let 5 guys fuck me in the bathroom of Sparky McGilligan’s

    Spacehog on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Flew that joke straight into the ground.

    And another one into the Pentagon.

    Hunter on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    TOO SOON

    Sweeney Tom on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    How long until Rifftrax riffs on Flight 93?

    BYToady on
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  • SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    How long until Rifftrax riffs on Flight 93?[/QUO

    it hasnt been done yet?

    also i smoked a hookah today. goddamn i want one now.

    Spacehog on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Doesn't Rifftrax typically do poorly-received movies?

    Assuming you're talking about United 93, it's actually pretty good

    UnbreakableVow on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i stand by the fact that the only reason anyone thinks united 93 is good is because they don't want to be labeled a terrorist

    Raneados on
  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    BYToady wrote: »
    Flew that joke straight into the ground.

    And another one into the Pentagon.

    I... I laughed.

    Zephyr_Fate on
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    i stand by the fact that the only reason anyone thinks saving private ryan is good is because they don't want to be labeled a nazi

    Faynor on
    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i stand by the fact that the only reason anyone thinks united 93 is good is because they don't want to be labeled a terrorist

    I thought The Patriot sucked, does that make me a terrorist?

    SmokeStacks on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i stand by the fact that the only reason anyone thinks united 93 is good is because they don't want to be labeled a terrorist

    I've never seen United 93

    Am...Am I one of these "terrorists"

    Zephyr: You're going to hell.

    I'm probably gonna join you for laughing at that

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i stand by the fact that the only reason anyone thinks united 93 is good is because they don't want to be labeled a terrorist

    I thought The Patriot sucked, does that make me a terrorist?

    No, it makes you English and a red coat traitor.

    Hunter on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh fuck you Fagnor Saving Private Ryan was a good damn movie, even if I still can't watch it completely all the way to the end in one sitting

    Sweeney Tom on
  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i stand by the fact that the only reason anyone thinks united 93 is good is because they don't want to be labeled a terrorist

    I've never seen United 93

    Am...Am I one of these "terrorists"

    Zephyr: You're going to hell.

    I'm probably gonna join you for laughing at that

    I was planning on going there, anyway

    so let's laugh together

    Zephyr_Fate on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    oh so you want to have a noise competition, eh people that live near me?

    well then you can blast your shitty rap
    that is fine
    but you're also talking, and thus you cannot keep it very loud

    until I go out I am going to blast

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M

    i don't mess around

    I go nuclear

    Raneados on
  • Zephyr_FateZephyr_Fate Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    you are gonna destroy them, rane

    Zephyr_Fate on
  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    i stand by the fact that the only reason anyone thinks united 93 is good is because they don't want to be labeled a terrorist

    No, I don't typically fall into that crowd. I honestly went into United 93 thinking I would hate it, but I thought it was just a really well-made film

    UnbreakableVow on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Man you should totally have your speakers blaring metal and headbang along on the front lawn for all to see

    at least then they may think you're satanic and move

    Sweeney Tom on
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Rane don't you need your neighbours to sign something for you to become a cop

    unintentional on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    A++

    would read again

    <3 on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Rane don't you need your neighbours to sign something for you to become a cop

    already did that shit

    also these neighbors aren't one of those neighbors

    so it's a noise duel

    Raneados on
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