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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Will my class in elementary school had a pet hedgehog. I remember it not really being a great pet but not a shitty one either. It's sort of difficult to get cuddly with it, which is pretty major reason I would ever have a pet.

    Yeah if you can't cuddle then you aren't a pet

    I am calling it

    when they curled up into a little spikey ball it was kinda cute

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Sex is very complicated. Most boys (me) like someone slutty/with fake tits/a really great ass when not in bed, but a complete book worm in bed.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
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    john it's up to you but the first is a really good game so...

    also if you don't do any of the side quests you can beat the main game in like 10 hours i'd wager

    that's not too much!

    hmmm.

    I don't think that could be true considering how long just the beginning is.

    It's not that I don't want to play it, or wouldn't eventually, I just want to be down on the OMG ITS SO GOOD discussion from the get go.

    I'll probably play the first first.
    it really isn't that long. the citadel takes like 4 hours but a lot of that is because you don't know where to go at first. then you get off the citadel and it starts speeding up

    I believe you.
    Maybe 12 hours.

    Okay 20.

    Okay it's 40 hours long.

    I heard

    first playthrough

    you're looking at 100 hours solid

    and that's if you use a guide

    that's more like a speedrun

    playing it normal-like can easily top 200+ hours

    plus you have to use that travel glitch just to keep it under 300, and some don't consider that part of the game, I don't know the official word from the developers though.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    man I fucking love Bioshock

    I would put my dick in this game

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    bears

    beats

    battlestar galactica

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I heard

    first playthrough

    you're looking at 100 hours solid

    and that's if you use a guide

    I dunno if you guys are kidding, or not, but first time playthrough for me, including hunting down side quests was about 35 hours or so.

    It took me three hundred hours to complete the game.

    I smacked myself in the head with the controller and had to go to the hospital and no one turned off the console.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    Sex is very simple. Most girls (me) like someone mysterious/cleant cut/groomed when not in bed, and someone completely deviant in bed.

    Sounds complicated. Put me down for a sex robot instead.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    man I fucking love Bioshock

    I would put my dick in this game

    Would you kindly keep your dick out of my x-box?

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Yeah, I'm not really down with this clean cut and groomed bullshit.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    how often would it stick its tongue out, Eddy?

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    if you went to every shithole carbon copy moon in Mass Effect it still wouldn't take 100 hours

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It's a 20 hour game if you play the fun parts.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want a woman with perfect tits, a smokin' bod, wants sex daily, is super smart, rich, and will tolerate me living off her income.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO

    I TOLD YOU MAN

    I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS

    IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It's a 20 hour game if you play the fun parts.

    bingo

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So my local council feels trapping animals is cruel. Even stray kitties. I enjoy this - because no harm could possibly come from a female roaming around having kittens at all.

    I have ordered a large trap from ebay, so come about Friday I will have to have a day spent trapping kitties.

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want a woman who is willing to put me in my place and is relatively self-reliant.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It's a 20 hour game if you play the fun parts.

    I think my first playthrough took me 24 hours or so and thats with doing almost all the side quests.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Oh God the Saints won. I live like an hour from New Orleans and this is heavy Saints territory. This is NOT A GOOD THING.

    Saints fans are CRAZY. There are probably like 5,000 rounds of ammunition falling to earth right now

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I played Mass Effect 8 times

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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Will my class in elementary school had a pet hedgehog. I remember it not really being a great pet but not a shitty one either. It's sort of difficult to get cuddly with it, which is pretty major reason I would ever have a pet.

    Yeah if you can't cuddle then you aren't a pet

    I am calling it

    fish?

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I want a woman with perfect tits, a smokin' bod, wants sex daily, is super smart, rich, and will tolerate me living off her income.

    Daily, really? I mean think hard about that for a moment.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    It's a 20 hour game if you play the fun parts.

    You can't skip all the unfun parts

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want a woman who is willing to put me in my place and is relatively self-reliant.

    Unfortunately most women like men with spines. :P

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want a woman I can keep tied to the bed

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited January 2010
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    Sex is very simple. Most girls (me) like someone mysterious/cleant cut/groomed when not in bed, and someone completely deviant in bed.

    Yeah up until you try to put the ween in the butt and then things get pretty dicey most of the time.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    is today the Super Bowl

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    Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    Sex is very simple. Most girls (me) like someone mysterious/cleant cut/groomed when not in bed, and someone completely deviant in bed.

    Hi, nice to meet you

    You have to tell me who you are before you say that. Otherwise we haven't met.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2010
    Yeah, I'm not really down with this clean cut and groomed bullshit.

    Shave all your facial hair and shower often and you'll improve

    Unless you're Will who has bitchin facial hair and whose BO is reminiscent of nectarines

    Love that man, I do

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I want a woman who is willing to put me in my place and is relatively self-reliant.

    Unfortunately most women like men with spines. :P

    Crab men still face major discrimination in everyday life. :(

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want a woman who is willing to put me in my place and is relatively self-reliant.

    Your place being under the floorboards?

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I'm almost done with Dragon Age. I'm replaying
    Landsmeet. The actual political conversation

    over again because I wasn't happy with the outcome. Then I guess after that it's the end battles/whatever.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Lady Eri wrote: »
    Sex is very simple. Most girls (me) like someone mysterious/cleant cut/groomed when not in bed, and someone completely deviant in bed.

    Hi, nice to meet you

    You have to tell me who you are before you say that. Otherwise we haven't met.

    pft

    linear conversation is for chumps

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I want a woman who is willing to put me in my place and is relatively self-reliant.

    Unfortunately most women like men with spines. :P

    This is an unfortunate truth.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Will my class in elementary school had a pet hedgehog. I remember it not really being a great pet but not a shitty one either. It's sort of difficult to get cuddly with it, which is pretty major reason I would ever have a pet.

    Yeah if you can't cuddle then you aren't a pet

    I am calling it

    fish?

    Fish aren't pets, they are showpieces.

    You don't interact with fish in any meaningful way other than to feed them or clean the aquarium.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I want a woman with perfect tits, a smokin' bod, wants sex daily, is super smart, rich, and will tolerate me living off her income.

    Daily, really? I mean think hard about that for a moment.

    Just because she wants it doesn't mean I have to provide it, but it does mean she'll be good whenever I am. :P

    Also, this is not my ideal woman. This is a caricature. Frankly, my ideal woman has two requisite qualities: She's smart and enjoys at least a couple of the nerdy things I do.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want a woman.

    I'm not that picky.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    so if I start now and don't stop I can probably finish before me2 arrives

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2010
    I want a woman who is alive

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2010
    So my local council feels trapping animals is cruel. Even stray kitties. I enjoy this - because no harm could possibly come from a female roaming around having kittens at all.

    I have ordered a large trap from ebay, so come about Friday I will have to have a day spent trapping kitties.

    I'm a fan of the catch-cut-clip-release program.

    Catch stray cats, neuter them, nick their ear so you can identify them in the future without having to grope for nads, release them to do their cat thing instead of killing them.

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