*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
This is [chat]. The solution is clear. Sit there an mope about it while pining longingly for her.
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
This is [chat]. The solution is clear. Sit there an mope about it while pining longingly for her.
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
Sometimes, in the depths of my despair, I have a moment of messed-up clarity when I realize that I was happier when I drank myself to sleep every night.
EDIT: Today is really not a good day, it seems.
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*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
This is [chat]. The solution is clear. Sit there an mope about it while pining longingly for her.
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
Sometimes, in the depths of my despair, I have a moment of messed-up clarity when I realize that I was happier when I drank myself to sleep every night.
that's the spirit
I have a bottle of Johnny Walker, we should share stories of drinking scotch over a nice scotch
*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
This is [chat]. The solution is clear. Sit there an mope about it while pining longingly for her.
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
Sometimes, in the depths of my despair, I have a moment of messed-up clarity when I realize that I was happier when I drank myself to sleep every night.
that's the spirit
I have a bottle of Johnny Walker, we should share stories of drinking scotch over a nice scotch
Sounds like a plan. I have no obligations come Friday. This also means 98% of my willpower will be funneled toward not spending all my time drunk.
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Podlyyou unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered Userregular
*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
This is [chat]. The solution is clear. Sit there an mope about it while pining longingly for her.
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
Sometimes, in the depths of my despair, I have a moment of messed-up clarity when I realize that I was happier when I drank myself to sleep every night.
EDIT: Today is really not a good day, it seems.
I wasn't. I was drinking to be numb and being very successful at it. I'm happier now that I'm not numb.
*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
This is [chat]. The solution is clear. Sit there an mope about it while pining longingly for her.
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
Sometimes, in the depths of my despair, I have a moment of messed-up clarity when I realize that I was happier when I drank myself to sleep every night.
EDIT: Today is really not a good day, it seems.
I wasn't. I was drinking to be numb and being very successful at it. I'm happier now that I'm not numb.
I think that may be why I was happier.
It's not rational, so I figure that's a step in the right direction.
And I've been effectively sober for over two years now, drinking maybe 2-4 times a year.
*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
This is [chat]. The solution is clear. Sit there an mope about it while pining longingly for her.
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
Sometimes, in the depths of my despair, I have a moment of messed-up clarity when I realize that I was happier when I drank myself to sleep every night.
EDIT: Today is really not a good day, it seems.
I wasn't. I was drinking to be numb and being very successful at it. I'm happier now that I'm not numb.
you guys are depressing. I drink because it is fun.
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and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
I think this is a pretty healthy outlook, considering. I can't control how I feel. But I can control what I do. I've been doing some pretty awesome shit.
*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
This is [chat]. The solution is clear. Sit there an mope about it while pining longingly for her.
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
Sometimes, in the depths of my despair, I have a moment of messed-up clarity when I realize that I was happier when I drank myself to sleep every night.
EDIT: Today is really not a good day, it seems.
I wasn't. I was drinking to be numb and being very successful at it. I'm happier now that I'm not numb.
I think that may be why I was happier.
It's not rational, so I figure that's a step in the right direction.
And I've been effectively sober for over two years now, drinking maybe 2-4 times a year.
I'll be 12 years sober this June.
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Woah woah woah, let's not get crazy here. I love me some JWB, but it is at best a passable scotch.
you guys are depressing. I drink because it is fun.
It's all about why you drink. I was drinking because I couldn't handle the things in my life. My girl drinks because she's out with friends. She doesn't have a problem.
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*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
This is [chat]. The solution is clear. Sit there an mope about it while pining longingly for her.
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
Sometimes, in the depths of my despair, I have a moment of messed-up clarity when I realize that I was happier when I drank myself to sleep every night.
EDIT: Today is really not a good day, it seems.
I wasn't. I was drinking to be numb and being very successful at it. I'm happier now that I'm not numb.
I think that may be why I was happier.
It's not rational, so I figure that's a step in the right direction.
And I've been effectively sober for over two years now, drinking maybe 2-4 times a year.
I'll be 12 years sober this June.
Surprisingly enough there are a number of now-sober forumers whose mere presence tend to give me a lift.
you guys are depressing. I drink because it is fun.
It's all about why you drink. I was drinking because I couldn't handle the things in my life. My girl drinks because she's out with friends. She doesn't have a problem.
I really can't relate to "I drink to mask problems" It is entirely foreign to me.
JebusUD on
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
you guys are depressing. I drink because it is fun.
It's all about why you drink. I was drinking because I couldn't handle the things in my life. My girl drinks because she's out with friends. She doesn't have a problem.
I really can't relate to "I drink to mask problems" It is entirely foreign to me.
Good!
Keep it that way.
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Woah woah woah, let's not get crazy here. I love me some JWB, but it is at best a passable scotch.
Truth.
Of course, I also adore Jack Daniels, Sailor Jerry and Jameson far more than their pricetag says I should... tasty tasty booze that isn't $texas priced is always a win in my book.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
*sigh* It's always a shame when a girl you get along with so swimmingly is a friend's girlfriend.
There is a clear solution to this problem.
I was just patting myself on the back the other day for not having fucked my buddy's girlfriends in spite of temptation.
But if Feral insinuates otherwise...
I'm not saying you have to sneak around behind his back... especially if he wants to watch.
I did half-jokingly ask if they were looking for a third when we were all out drinking, but nobody seized on it.
I don't know if I could go with the 2 dudes three way. I mean, if it was a good friend it would probably be weird. If it was a stranger it would be weirder. Plus, I'm not into dudes, so it seems like it might get a little boring for one of the guys.
everything always looks more fun in porn.
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but they're listening to every word I say
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Anyone know where I can buy one of the good ones for cheap?
I've had my job for years... ok, over a decade (!) and I'm so unstylish it's not even funny.
the new ones are the exact same size, only heavier.
You know this, right?
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I was just patting myself on the back the other day for not having fucked my buddy's girlfriends in spite of temptation.
But if Feral insinuates otherwise...
I guess that'll be better. It feels like I'm going to break the controller if I squeeze too hard.
Plus aren't the new ones more like the PS2 controller?
Hey I've been doing that for two years and look at me
I may be neurotic and depressed and starting down the slippery slope to alcoholism, but objectively my life has improved exponentially and I'm probably predisposed to alcohol abuse anyway
Sometimes, in the depths of my despair, I have a moment of messed-up clarity when I realize that I was happier when I drank myself to sleep every night.
EDIT: Today is really not a good day, it seems.
The new ones ARE the PS2 controllers, just with bluetooth and gyroscopes.
The old ones are PSX controllers, pre-rumble, with bluetooth and gyroscopes.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
that's the spirit
I have a bottle of Johnny Walker, we should share stories of drinking scotch over a nice scotch
I'm not saying you have to sneak around behind his back... especially if he wants to watch.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Sounds like a plan. I have no obligations come Friday. This also means 98% of my willpower will be funneled toward not spending all my time drunk.
oh shit, don't let the dudes in the alcohol thread hear you say that
they hate them some JWB something fierce
Sweet. That's all I needed to hear, thanks!
Like the objective goose you are.
I wasn't. I was drinking to be numb and being very successful at it. I'm happier now that I'm not numb.
Is it at least 40% alcohol? Yeah. That fits my definition of "nice".
It is as if you live in an entirely different culture than everyone else. You must have missed the memo that the 60's is over.
but they're listening to every word I say
JWB is the best.
Why the fuck do they hate JWB?
Fuck those guys then, JWB is the drink of kings.
I think that may be why I was happier.
It's not rational, so I figure that's a step in the right direction.
And I've been effectively sober for over two years now, drinking maybe 2-4 times a year.
you guys are depressing. I drink because it is fun.
but they're listening to every word I say
We're all going to die.
I think this is a pretty healthy outlook, considering. I can't control how I feel. But I can control what I do. I've been doing some pretty awesome shit.
Frankly, it's a tragedy.
Fucking arbitrary morals and those goddamn sexually-transmitted diseases!
I keep telling that to black people but they refuse to re-segregate.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I'll be 12 years sober this June.
right, well maybe you missed that the 70's is over then. All the sex and drugs without any of the hope.
What is it like to live in magical sex land?
but they're listening to every word I say
Oh you son of a goose
JWB is at home in that category.
I can go to any random supermarket (except in Washington because yall are suckers) and know that they'll have JWB.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
It's all about why you drink. I was drinking because I couldn't handle the things in my life. My girl drinks because she's out with friends. She doesn't have a problem.
I did half-jokingly ask if they were looking for a third when we were all out drinking, but nobody seized on it.
Surprisingly enough there are a number of now-sober forumers whose mere presence tend to give me a lift.
I really can't relate to "I drink to mask problems" It is entirely foreign to me.
but they're listening to every word I say
Good!
Keep it that way.
Truth.
Of course, I also adore Jack Daniels, Sailor Jerry and Jameson far more than their pricetag says I should... tasty tasty booze that isn't $texas priced is always a win in my book.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Why so serious?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I don't know if I could go with the 2 dudes three way. I mean, if it was a good friend it would probably be weird. If it was a stranger it would be weirder. Plus, I'm not into dudes, so it seems like it might get a little boring for one of the guys.
everything always looks more fun in porn.
but they're listening to every word I say