WE ARE KLINGONS!!! LET THERE BE WAR!
For too long those weaklings, humans, in the Federation have thought us their allies. But we are nobody's allies but our own. The House of Merch calls upon all true Klingons to remember their heritage. To rally to our banner and prove themselves in combat. We cannot deny our identity, we cannot abandon our honor. Our ancestors cry out, demanding that their legacy be restored.
We shall bring war to the Federation. There shall be no safety within their borders, no peace between our empires, we shall fight because we are Klingons to PROVE that we are Klingons.
Join the House of Merch. Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow feddies die.
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