Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I don't think that would be a very useful power. So I am going to go out on a limb here and say no.
Prehaps my mother should go on that superhero reality TV show as the gigantic human tunnel.
When you stare into her ladybits it's like the wormhole scene from 2001: A Beaver Odyssey.
And while her foes are hypnotized she can finish them off with a scissor kick or something? What if she has to fight a gay guy? Is that her kryptonite?
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Tossrocktoo weird to livetoo rare to dieRegistered Userregular
Someone go read Eragon by Christopher Paolini and tell me thats not fucking star wars written as fantasy instead of sci-fi.
well he was 15 when he wrote it
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HarrierThe Star Spangled ManRegistered Userregular
edited January 2007
When I found out that Christopher Paolini wrote and published Eragon when he was only 15, and I was 15 at the time and just beginning to think about writing as a career, I was pissed that he'd managed to do more in less time than I'd done.
Now that the movie is out to actually visualize what was written, and it actually kind of looks like Dungeons and Dragons fanfiction with a few admittedly interesting innovations, It's probably a good thing I didn't try to get any of my age 15 writing published.
Well, I did, but it was spectacularly anticlimactic and I'll just leave it at that.
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I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
Someone go read Eragon by Christopher Paolini and tell me thats not fucking star wars written as fantasy instead of sci-fi.
It's not JUST Star Wars.
He stole things from Anne McCafferty, Ursula K. Le Guin, and J.R.R. Tolkien.
oh I know.... oh god I know... I've read ALL of the books he's stolen stuff from.
Wasn't he just 15 when he STARTED writing eragon and like 19 or so when it was finally WIDELY published... that first publishing by his parents company doesn't count.
I mean so he started writing in the world of alegalfidlfhgsia at 15 but it wasn't like he finished and published it when he was 15.
Someone go read Eragon by Christopher Paolini and tell me thats not fucking star wars written as fantasy instead of sci-fi.
It's not JUST Star Wars.
He stole things from Anne McCafferty, Ursula K. Le Guin, and J.R.R. Tolkien.
oh I know.... oh god I know... I've read most of the books he's stolen stuff from.
Wasn't he just 15 when he STARTED writing eragon and like 19 or so when it was finally WIDELY published... that first publishing by his parents company doesn't count.
I mean so he started writing in the world of alegalfidlfhgsia at 15 but it wasn't like he finished and published it when he was 15.
We need a list of things he's stolen, and what he's stolen it from. I'll start:
Someone go read Eragon by Christopher Paolini and tell me thats not fucking star wars written as fantasy instead of sci-fi.
It's not JUST Star Wars.
He stole things from Anne McCafferty, Ursula K. Le Guin, and J.R.R. Tolkien.
oh I know.... oh god I know... I've read most of the books he's stolen stuff from.
Wasn't he just 15 when he STARTED writing eragon and like 19 or so when it was finally WIDELY published... that first publishing by his parents company doesn't count.
I mean so he started writing in the world of alegalfidlfhgsia at 15 but it wasn't like he finished and published it when he was 15.
We need a list of things he's stolen, and what he's stolen it from. I'll start:
Ancient Magic Language - Earthsea Cycle.
Telepathic bond between dragon and rider - Dragonriders of Pern
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ERECTOS COCKOS!
That totally means my mom has a cortosis vagina though right? That's gotta count for something.
Man Kovaki-vaki (is it okay if I call you Kovaki-vaki?) my mom keeps getting cooler by the moment.
I thought you only fucked pokemon. I thought we had something in common.
because really shes more like the human gigantic tunnel
Prehaps my mother should go on that superhero reality TV show as the gigantic human tunnel.
When you stare into her ladybits it's like the wormhole scene from 2001: A Beaver Odyssey.
And while her foes are hypnotized she can finish them off with a scissor kick or something? What if she has to fight a gay guy? Is that her kryptonite?
been posted already
Edit: Beated.
Fail.
Uh.
I mean, cocks dicks.
It's called a squib.
Everyone knows this.
kiss me
god
It's true.
well he was 15 when he wrote it
Now that the movie is out to actually visualize what was written, and it actually kind of looks like Dungeons and Dragons fanfiction with a few admittedly interesting innovations, It's probably a good thing I didn't try to get any of my age 15 writing published.
Well, I did, but it was spectacularly anticlimactic and I'll just leave it at that.
It's not JUST Star Wars.
He stole things from Anne McCafferty, Ursula K. Le Guin, and J.R.R. Tolkien.
oh I know.... oh god I know... I've read ALL of the books he's stolen stuff from.
Wasn't he just 15 when he STARTED writing eragon and like 19 or so when it was finally WIDELY published... that first publishing by his parents company doesn't count.
I mean so he started writing in the world of alegalfidlfhgsia at 15 but it wasn't like he finished and published it when he was 15.
We need a list of things he's stolen, and what he's stolen it from. I'll start:
Ancient Magic Language - Earthsea Cycle.