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ElkiElki get busyModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited February 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Wow we're already done with that thread?

    And I only got one person to play that game.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    apparently da vinci designed a fully functional robot

    because he's da vinci

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Experiments on the viability of Pykrete and the optimum composition of it were conducted by Perutz in a secret location underneath Smithfield Meat Market in the City of London.[5][6] The research took place in a refrigerated meat locker behind a protective screen of frozen animal carcasses

    haha, wow. top secret meat locker experiments.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    They hid the locker behind a bunch of frozen animal bodies. This is like Scooby Doo presses a button and a panel slides out kind of shit.

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  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Ubisoft's draconian DRM is rather useful for me, given that i'm doing a group coursework on the subject at Uni.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Elldren wrote:
    Your hesitating to call it bionic is part of this whole thing Will is going on about.

    How so? I mean, it's great, but it's not a total prosthesis. Wouldn't you agree that's the end goal?

    We actually have arms that I would call bionic, btw - they interface directly with the nervous system and the user can register (in low resolution, obviously) the gross properties of materials like the roughness of sandpaper or the smoothness of glass.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Have we had this [chat] before?

    Those drunk monkeys look familiar, like I've seen them before.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    apparently da vinci designed a fully functional robot

    because he's da vinci

    Da Vinci was like 'what do I want to dream up today?'

    But society was like 'NO DA VINCI YOU'RE A PAINTER COME LET US PAY YOU TO PAINT!'

    And Da Vinci just said 'yeah whatever, I can DAYDREAM about cars while doing that I guess.'

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    this guy on tna wrestling just called the guy he's arguing a dick like 5 times in about 3 minutes of talking. this is embarrassing.

    they have a week to write something and Dick Flair is the best he can do.

    Rick Flair just went racist so he was safe.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    man the slow advancement of battery technology has been kind of disappointing.

    it's a big part of why we can't have cool robots

    What is involved in that, exactly? Is it a chemistry problem, or a materials thing, or what?

    ELM knows the field a whole lot better than I do. I had a buddy at MIT that knew some guys working in nanotube capacitor batteries but apparently it was all grant-bait bullshit and was never going to amount to anything.

    i think really what it comes down to is that the coolest ideas require unobtanium (like some material with crazy capacitance or a room-temperature semiconductor) and that no one has come up with a better method using real materials than metal-and-acid to store electricity.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    the black guy may be after the white men's white ladies.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    apparently da vinci designed a fully functional robot

    because he's da vinci

    Da Vinci was like 'what do I want to dream up today?'

    But society was like 'NO DA VINCI YOU'RE A PAINTER COME LET US PAY YOU TO PAINT!'

    And Da Vinci just said 'yeah whatever, I can DAYDREAM about cars while doing that I guess.'

    the man just had no attention span

    it apparently took him a fucking eternity to get commissions done because he'd start working and then a sunbeam falling on a flower would inspire him to invent a siege engine made entirely out of scythes or something like that

    if he could've lived for forty more years he'd have found a way to live forever

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    this guy on tna wrestling just called the guy he's arguing a dick like 5 times in about 3 minutes of talking. this is embarrassing.

    they have a week to write something and Dick Flair is the best he can do.

    Rick Flair just went racist so he was safe.

    Ric Flair is almost as old as Will.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    UNOBTANIUM

    LIKE IN AVATAR

    fuck the avatar thread

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    man the slow advancement of battery technology has been kind of disappointing.

    it's a big part of why we can't have cool robots

    What is involved in that, exactly? Is it a chemistry problem, or a materials thing, or what?

    ELM knows the field a whole lot better than I do. I had a buddy at MIT that knew some guys working in nanotube capacitor batteries but apparently it was all grant-bait bullshit and was never going to amount to anything.

    i think really what it comes down to is that the coolest ideas require unobtanium (like some material with crazy capacitance or a room-temperature semiconductor) and that no one has come up with a better method using real materials than metal-and-acid to store electricity.

    Are flywheels always going to be a pipe dream? I remember in the mid-90s this guy swore he was close to nailing it.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elldren wrote:
    Your hesitating to call it bionic is part of this whole thing Will is going on about.

    How so? I mean, it's great, but it's not a total prosthesis. Wouldn't you agree that's the end goal?

    We actually have arms that I would call bionic, btw - they interface directly with the nervous system and the user can register (in low resolution, obviously) the gross properties of materials like the roughness of sandpaper or the smoothness of glass.

    yeah there have been some cool advancements in prosthesis and i guess bionics. i don't really know where the line is, but plenty of people have implants that help them live normal lives.

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  • TaranisTaranis Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Drunk monkey [chat] is great!

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Monkeys can use spears but they can't even figure out a bottle : (

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    That Ubisoft shit is some shit.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    man the slow advancement of battery technology has been kind of disappointing.

    it's a big part of why we can't have cool robots

    What is involved in that, exactly? Is it a chemistry problem, or a materials thing, or what?

    ELM knows the field a whole lot better than I do. I had a buddy at MIT that knew some guys working in nanotube capacitor batteries but apparently it was all grant-bait bullshit and was never going to amount to anything.

    i think really what it comes down to is that the coolest ideas require unobtanium (like some material with crazy capacitance or a room-temperature semiconductor) and that no one has come up with a better method using real materials than metal-and-acid to store electricity.

    Are flywheels always going to be a pipe dream? I remember in the mid-90s this guy swore he was close to nailing it.

    i remember hearing about them too. like your car was going to have this big flywheel on a gimbal inside a metal sphere in a vacuum and holy shit could they spin that fucker up and store some energy and they could kind of sip on the energy through like eddy braking?

    yeah i don't really know what happened with that.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elldren wrote:
    Your hesitating to call it bionic is part of this whole thing Will is going on about.

    How so? I mean, it's great, but it's not a total prosthesis. Wouldn't you agree that's the end goal?

    We actually have arms that I would call bionic, btw - they interface directly with the nervous system and the user can register (in low resolution, obviously) the gross properties of materials like the roughness of sandpaper or the smoothness of glass.

    yeah there have been some cool advancements in prosthesis and i guess bionics. i don't really know where the line is, but plenty of people have implants that help them live normal lives.

    You mean biotics, not bionics. It's all about telekinesis, my friend.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    man the slow advancement of battery technology has been kind of disappointing.

    it's a big part of why we can't have cool robots

    What is involved in that, exactly? Is it a chemistry problem, or a materials thing, or what?

    ELM knows the field a whole lot better than I do. I had a buddy at MIT that knew some guys working in nanotube capacitor batteries but apparently it was all grant-bait bullshit and was never going to amount to anything.

    i think really what it comes down to is that the coolest ideas require unobtanium (like some material with crazy capacitance or a room-temperature semiconductor) and that no one has come up with a better method using real materials than metal-and-acid to store electricity.

    I don't understand why we don't do more with 'batteries' for shit that doesn't need to be moved around, though. Like, have wind turbines power a pump to fill a dam basin at the top of a hill and then the water runs down through a turbine to create electricity when its needed. It solves the whole 'the wind is intermittent' thing even if it would cut into efficiency and all that. You don't need energy density when you aren't going to move and have vast fields of nothing to somehow store potential energy.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Rust wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Rust wrote: »
    apparently da vinci designed a fully functional robot

    because he's da vinci

    Da Vinci was like 'what do I want to dream up today?'

    But society was like 'NO DA VINCI YOU'RE A PAINTER COME LET US PAY YOU TO PAINT!'

    And Da Vinci just said 'yeah whatever, I can DAYDREAM about cars while doing that I guess.'

    the man just had no attention span

    it apparently took him a fucking eternity to get commissions done because he'd start working and then a sunbeam falling on a flower would inspire him to invent a siege engine made entirely out of scythes or something like that

    if he could've lived for forty more years he'd have found a way to live forever

    Maybe he never died, but sometime around the nineties took a bump on the head.

    And then became billie mays

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Paleontology. Oh man now THAT is junk science.

    Like great there were some big lizards that lived and died a long time ago, how does this give me better quality HDTV?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    That Ubisoft shit is some shit.

    eh it is hard to be outraged when like half of these video game companies are going out of business in large part because of vast international piracy

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited February 2010
    I think bionics and prosthesis is a really interesting field because there are basically two parallel paths to where we want to go, namely machinery and biology. Like, it's going to be interesting seeing if blind people prefer going for the low-res webcam robot eyes or the cloned eyes that maybe you have to take immunosuppressors or something to handle

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Man, I am way better at Team Fortress 2 than I am at Fallen Empire. I just don't have the reflexes or the aim.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    oh my god, alt+f4

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    UNOBTANIUM

    LIKE IN AVATAR

    fuck the avatar thread

    You mean un-obtanium?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    That Ubisoft shit is some shit.

    eh it is hard to be outraged when like half of these video game companies are going out of business in large part because of vast international piracy

    Not for me. Outrage all up ins.

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    UNOBTANIUM

    LIKE IN AVATAR

    fuck the avatar thread

    You mean un-obtanium?

    Isn't that how I spelled it.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    moniker wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    man the slow advancement of battery technology has been kind of disappointing.

    it's a big part of why we can't have cool robots

    What is involved in that, exactly? Is it a chemistry problem, or a materials thing, or what?

    ELM knows the field a whole lot better than I do. I had a buddy at MIT that knew some guys working in nanotube capacitor batteries but apparently it was all grant-bait bullshit and was never going to amount to anything.

    i think really what it comes down to is that the coolest ideas require unobtanium (like some material with crazy capacitance or a room-temperature semiconductor) and that no one has come up with a better method using real materials than metal-and-acid to store electricity.

    I don't understand why we don't do more with 'batteries' for shit that doesn't need to be moved around, though. Like, have wind turbines power a pump to fill a dam basin at the top of a hill and then the water runs down through a turbine to create electricity when its needed. It solves the whole 'the wind is intermittent' thing even if it would cut into efficiency and all that. You don't need energy density when you aren't going to move and have vast fields of nothing to somehow store potential energy.

    you know, my parents said that they toured the water system at Fort Collins and that they basically do this.

    But today on NPR some nuclear power opponent was criticizing France's use of nuclear power to the tune of the fact that they sometimes shut down some of their plants because they are overproducing power and therefore they shouldn't have so many nuclear plants.

    so i don't know. i guess it's just one of those civic improvements that haven't been really constructed too much.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I think bionics and prosthesis is a really interesting field because there are basically two parallel paths to where we want to go, namely machinery and biology. Like, it's going to be interesting seeing if blind people prefer going for the low-res webcam robot eyes or the cloned eyes that maybe you have to take immunosuppressors or something to handle

    What resolution is reality?

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2010
    Oh God, we have too much power.

    That sucks. Stupid nuclear power plants.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Paleontology. Oh man now THAT is junk science.

    Like great there were some big lizards that lived and died a long time ago, how does this give me better quality HDTV?

    there is a place for soft sciences and junk sciences and philosophy and cultural anthropology and other assorted frippery. it's a fine use for people who are otherwise unsuited to real sciences.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2010
    I mean there are companies that do okay without DRM.

    The guys who made GalCivII for instance.

    Granted GalCivII doesn't have anywhere near the budget AC2 had so it didn't need as many sales to break even.

    But then I never demanded game companies depend on 7 digit number budgeted games to survive either.

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