So, I ignored the fuck out of the closing ceremonies. But fuck yeah, Canada won the gold medal for hockey and I have a new verb. I John Montgomeryed the fuck out of two pitchers tonight.
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this wasn't done right it was just kinda well, WHAT
isn't that even more canadian then
Just kinda what are you doing this is ridiculous and you can't help but get swept up in the insanity of the whole thing. Out of nowhere there is a giant hockey puck that is a cute as a button little kid and he is running around between giant cutouts of hockey players and then sexy mounties dance for a while until they are outshined by sexy maple leaves and for reason bill shatner is here and marty mcfly says hello
it was just a whole bunch of fun
well I get that the closing ceremonies are meant to be a huge party whereas the openings are meant to be all hey look how classy and cultural we are
but seriously
between the huge hockey players and the massive mounties and the giant flying moose and the giant beavers and Nickelback and Avril and Alanis Morrissette
it's like
I feel like someone just drowned me in a bucket full of maple syrup and that's not a good feeling
Inflatible beavers, lead by LUMBERJACKS!!
The only thing it was missing was a shower of teeth from the ceiling as the "hockey fight" broke out.
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I'm not really criticizing Shatner, he was great, but the lame graphics they threw up. I mean, the sex in canoe joke was a little bit of a groaner, but did they really need to visualize it 40 feet in the air with sound effects?
And again with peeing in snow?
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Here is his 'finale' performance when he purportedly intentionally got himself kicked off the show at #3 (and may have even rigged the vote with the producers to pull it off) so he could get a better contract and go with his band rather than being stuck with an idol contract. He was leagues better than all the other contestants before or since:
I wonder what it's like to be a member of a terrible band that no one likes but somehow still has success. Like, do they feel guilty for making money off that shit? Do they worry about what will happen when the devil comes and demands they uphold their part of the bargain?
edit: or is this their part of the bargain? Give them success and they will torture the world with awful music.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoM-ZC7uNnc
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annnnd lip syncing ahoy
Wow, this guy has obviously never been around drunk people before. Sounds pretty tame to me.
OH NO people were swearing and couldn't talk properly THE HORROR
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The only thing it was missing was a shower of teeth from the ceiling as the "hockey fight" broke out.
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I apologize, America. You didn't deserve that.
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Could not believe I was watching that during an olympic event.
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He was fine.
The woman was useless.
Micheal J Fox was a bit disappointing.
He was basically going, Gee I enjoy doing <CANADIAN STEREO TYPE HERE> then pause for the applause the repeating it got kinda boring.
Satans..... hints.....
And again with peeing in snow?
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Hedley is the result of the most entertaining Canadian/American Idol contestant EVER, and for that I cannot hate it or him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXXhkI53Blg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_UHDrO3APc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24086Qrv32c
Here is his 'finale' performance when he purportedly intentionally got himself kicked off the show at #3 (and may have even rigged the vote with the producers to pull it off) so he could get a better contract and go with his band rather than being stuck with an idol contract. He was leagues better than all the other contestants before or since:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeuN7ciZ1lw
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'Specially the first act.
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He's pretty good.
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Say what you will, the ten minutes before Nickelback showed up was the best closing ceremony event ever.
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larlar the olympics are over
can you please let me out of jail now
i didn't even know I was supposed to not make fun of my own country, that rule was only three hours old when I broke it!
I've lost my voice from cheering for pretty much the entire night last night.
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
The rest of it was pretty awkward.
Did people throw rocks at them?
They are completely undeserving of touching any form of medal.
There should be a new olympic sport the next time. Beat Nickleback to death. First one to kill Krueger gets the gold.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2pXfAK8r1k
It amuses me - especially since there's another video with it played and saying "ITS NOT THE SAME AT ALL!"
edit: or is this their part of the bargain? Give them success and they will torture the world with awful music.
But full of manhunters