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[Starcraft 2] Be careful of fake beta emails. Ask Bucketman for details.

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  • Battle JesusBattle Jesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It is the best oral sex. My gag reflex is as absent as a father figure in my childhood.

    Alternatively: My gag reflex is as absent as my sense of dignity.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dru

    gimme your E-mail address

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Please don't send me fanfic.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I haven't even gotten around to making my Young Blanchy/ Old Blanchy fanfic for the SE++ wow guild.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The internet is so full of people offering to do things to a cock, either their own or someone elses. Starcraft 2 is the first time I have ever thought that the people making those offers might actually be willing to go to those lengths.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    omg I love you viv
    I promise lots of oral sex
    performed on Jess

    Druhim on
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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Please don't send me fanfic.

    Man, I had it all outlined and everything

    Macera on
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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    oh for the love of god stop being gross

    even Blake and I don't prattle on about cunnilingus

    Vivixenne on
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It is all you will hear while Dru is playing SC2 with you. Just non-stop. Even his units will get disgusted.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    maaaaan
    it was just a joke about how everyone was promising oral sex in exchange for the beta key

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    yeah but see you'd actually DO it

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    60% downloaded of the client.

    We can play some in a bit if you like Viv.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    omg I love you viv
    I promise lots of oral sex
    performed on Jess

    barfing forever

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    60% downloaded of the client.

    We can play some in a bit if you like Viv.

    at work, damn youuuuuuu

    Vivixenne on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    *huff puff*

    Were the beta invites all given away?

    Is the oral sex done?

    I came as fast as I could!

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I gave mine away, Munkus, sorry!

    it would've been a tough fight between you and Dru

    luckily you were late so that saved me all kinds of awkwardness

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hey Munkus.

    8-)

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  • Battle JesusBattle Jesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Dave, if there is anyone in your life that you want murdered today would probably be the day to request it.

    Battle Jesus on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    "You know how to whistle, don't you?

    Just put your lips together and blow"

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    I didn't think I would like watching starcraft replays, but this HDStarcraft guy is pretty good at the commentary! I can actually follow along with crap with him explaining everything.

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  • Battle JesusBattle Jesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I like him because he sounds like a huge geek that is just so excited for Starcraft. I can relate to that.

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Seeing as everyone who got into the beta should be getting an email with an extra key you should harrass Tossrock, Lord Dave and Neville.

    I can't remember who else I gave a key too.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    also Wimble and bongi

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    and anybody on the list in the OP :P

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  • Battle JesusBattle Jesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I will harass anyone who posts on the forums with "I have a beta key to give away." I'm all about equality, see.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    plus your MUM

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    When/If I get my 2nd key I will host a fight to the death for it.

    Also those people who I gave keys to should repay the favour to those in this thread/forums.

    Lord Dave + Neville. Viv already did :D

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am the nicest!

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  • Battle JesusBattle Jesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I wish my mom got into the beta. I'd totally play Starcraft with my mom.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Seeing as everyone who got into the beta should be getting an email with an extra key you should harrass Tossrock, Lord Dave and Neville.

    I can't remember who else I gave a key too.

    You didn't give me a key, Saru did

    also I haven't gotten an invite-a-friend key (yet?) so no use bothering me over it

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeh I just knew you as a dude who was given a key.

    I dunno if everyone is getting an email but if Viv got 1 and others too then I'm assuming everyone before X date will get 1.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh man, I was so terrible at Starcraft the last time I played it (freshman year in highschool/middleschool)

    I hope that my crappy skill level is on par with the rest of you gentlebobs

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    downloadin' the client
    I actually get a faster dl on average if I disable peer to peer

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    I got 15 minutes left on my download.

    I am giddy.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    I've got roughly 2 hours to go

    have to wait till tomorrow to play

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Really glad I go the opportunity to download this while I'm on my home internet.

    Once I go back to school it's going to be a sluggish pace at best.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Someone should give me a key, so I can see how quickly I can download it. Yeah, thats why.

    BYToady on
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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm so awful at this game.

    I lost to a guy who just kept building motherships and void rays. It was my own fault for not making use of my zealots to take out his pylons and cripple him but live and learn.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Someone give ME a key.

    PLEEEEAAASE. I'm eating doritos right now. DORITOS. That alone deserves a key.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    wooo! downloaded and patched
    please add druhim.druhim to the list in the OP

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