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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    "Sarah's getting married. It's crazy, especially when she was just a broad for six months."
    "She's only been a broad for six months and she's already getting married?"


    I got a million of 'em.

    http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v19894264xCKcFN6M

    Start at 6:00.

    "Calm down, I know she smashed a homie."

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    yesssss

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    NostregarNostregar Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I too just went and read the ending to Remember Me.

    That is the worst.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I still don't know what the fuck Inception is or what it's about

    I kepy expecting the trailer to say "from director David Lynch"

    Pony on
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Podly wrote: »
    think we might go here for dinner, because we haven't been out for sushi in a while

    http://www.opentable.com/sushi-uo?ref=10018&ttr=1
    PARASITES!

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    okay inception looks really fucking cool

    sort of like the matrix in a dream, done by a good director

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I have a hard time going to a really good sushi restaurant. Like, I was going to go here

    http://www.opentable.com/15-east-restaurant?ref=10018&ttr=1

    But I have a hard time dropping over two bills on a restaurant when both the wine list and the cocktail list suck.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    yesssss
    That song is pure awesome, Elendil. We don't talk often enough.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    okay inception looks really fucking cool

    sort of like the matrix in a dream, done by a good director

    Yeah, that's the impression I get - Matrix meets Dark City.

    Man, Alex Proyas needs to make more movies.

    ...okay, I, Robot was pretty average, and Knowing seemed average too, but hey.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what movie shocked me with it's twist ending?

    Definitely, Maybe

    stupid rom-com movie starring Ryan Reynolds from a few years back made dark as all fuck by the twist ending

    it was like

    holy jesus fuck

    how was this movie even made with child protective services being called

    like, okay, yeah the kid's just acting but god damn

    I don't get how the ending was really dark, but I just read the wiki

    did i miss something?

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Oh my god.

    The water is waist high.

    I'm 5'10".

    The good news is, I got the pump to turn back on. The bad news is....I can't feel my legs

    Did you feel a small sharp biting sensation before that happened?

    I don't have frost bite, I can feel my legs again.

    Someone remind me at 6 to check the water level.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Okay, Inception looks really really cool

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Skippy, whose coughs were said to be chronic
    On the merits of weed was never laconic.
    He loves everything dank
    Such as banging his skank.
    What a cute little hedgehog like Sonic.

    my poor, poor ladyfriend

    :(

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what movie shocked me with it's twist ending?

    Definitely, Maybe

    stupid rom-com movie starring Ryan Reynolds from a few years back made dark as all fuck by the twist ending

    it was like

    holy jesus fuck

    how was this movie even made with child protective services being called

    like, okay, yeah the kid's just acting but god damn
    Hmmm, I just read the wiki synopsis and I don't get the darkness.

    Bama on
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    VH

    the crying Guido

    amazing

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    also, it has DiCaprio which means I can convince friends to come more easily

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Bama wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what movie shocked me with it's twist ending?

    Definitely, Maybe

    stupid rom-com movie starring Ryan Reynolds from a few years back made dark as all fuck by the twist ending

    it was like

    holy jesus fuck

    how was this movie even made with child protective services being called

    like, okay, yeah the kid's just acting but god damn
    Hmmm, I just read the wiki synopsis and I don't get the darkness.

    I just said this bama thanks
    <3

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what movie shocked me with it's twist ending?

    Definitely, Maybe

    stupid rom-com movie starring Ryan Reynolds from a few years back made dark as all fuck by the twist ending

    it was like

    holy jesus fuck

    how was this movie even made with child protective services being called

    like, okay, yeah the kid's just acting but god damn
    Hmmm, I just read the wiki synopsis and I don't get the darkness.

    I just said this bama thanks
    <3

    the twist is
    there is no twist, i am giggling immaturely here

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Okay, Inception looks really really cool

    Have you seen Dark City?

    If not, remedy that. Just make sure it's the director's cut without that stoopid exposition right at the start.

    Echo on
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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    I just said this bama thanks
    Well maybe that's because I'm actually you.

    And also your father.
    what a tweest!

    Bama on
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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I can't remember which version of Dark City I saw.

    Although my first and only time watching Blade Runner was the Director's Cut. Apparently it is very different there as well.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what movie shocked me with it's twist ending?

    Definitely, Maybe

    stupid rom-com movie starring Ryan Reynolds from a few years back made dark as all fuck by the twist ending

    it was like

    holy jesus fuck

    how was this movie even made with child protective services being called

    like, okay, yeah the kid's just acting but god damn
    Hmmm, I just read the wiki synopsis and I don't get the darkness.

    I just said this bama thanks
    <3

    the twist is
    there is no twist, i am giggling immaturely here

    you mother fucker

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i still don't know what Inception is about

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    So what were some good twists? I'm trying to remember one that wasn't all like dude, really?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Okay, Inception looks really really cool

    Have you seen Dark City?

    If not, remedy that. Just make sure it's the director's cut without that stoopid exposition right at the start.

    '98 or '50?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2446/3804595157_f765919c4e_b.jpg

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2503/3805417910_22029499de_b.jpg

    In the 1980s video cassette technology made it possible for “mobile cinema” operators in Ghana to travel from town to town and village to village creating temporary cinemas. The touring film group would create a theatre by hooking up a TV and VCR onto a portable generator and playing the films for the people to see.

    In order to promote these showings, artists were hired to paint large posters of the films (usually on used canvas flour sacks). The artists were given the artistic freedom to paint the posters as they desired - often adding elements that weren’t in the actual films, or without even having seen the movies. When the posters were finished they were rolled up and taken on the road (note the heavy damages). The “mobile cinema” began to decline in the mid-nineties due to greater availability of television and video; as a result the painted film posters were substituted for less interesting/artistic posters produced on photocopied paper.

    The artistic freedom that these artists were given allowed for the creation of some very interesting and sometimes bizarre posters that, as screenwriter Walter Hill wrote, were quite often “more interesting than the films.”

    http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2653/3805413962_1e00fdfaab_o.jpg

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    CabezoneCabezone Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Oh my god.

    The water is waist high.

    I'm 5'10".

    The good news is, I got the pump to turn back on. The bad news is....I can't feel my legs

    Did you feel a small sharp biting sensation before that happened?

    I don't have frost bite, I can feel my legs again.

    Someone remind me at 6 to check the water level.

    You can't get frostbite from fresh water.

    Cabezone on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I liked the twist in The Game personally

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    yesssss
    That song is pure awesome, Elendil. We don't talk often enough.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l30sOEv_JUc&feature=related

    I'm assuming this was the robot movie you meant as well?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what movie shocked me with it's twist ending?

    Definitely, Maybe

    stupid rom-com movie starring Ryan Reynolds from a few years back made dark as all fuck by the twist ending

    it was like

    holy jesus fuck

    how was this movie even made with child protective services being called

    like, okay, yeah the kid's just acting but god damn
    Hmmm, I just read the wiki synopsis and I don't get the darkness.

    I just said this bama thanks
    <3

    the twist is
    there is no twist, i am giggling immaturely here

    you mother fucker
    [IMG][/img]robspants.jpg

    Pony on
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh yeah The Game was pretty good.

    Those Ghanaian posters are fucking awesome.

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    NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think I've heard people complain about the end of Memento, but I liked that movie.

    Also Fight Club had a fun twist.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    well

    i just realized i haven't eaten today

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    that House Party painting is fantastic

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Cujo the Killer Spaniel is going wreck someone's shit.

    firewaterword on
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    His lazy eye drives him to kill.

    firewaterword on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    His lazy eye drives him to kill.

    I always knew Organichu was a serial killer

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    actually it looks like I'm going out to the movies tonight

    what should I see?

    Remember Me.

    oh god Remember Me

    i almost want to go see this movie, just to be in an audience when the twist ending hits

    i want to look around and see people's faces

    God I just read the synopsis on Wikipedia.

    Why the fuck would somebody make a movie like that?

    i want to know the answer to this question

    like, did they just run out of ideas and were like "how do we end the movie?" and then someone suggested that and that's what they went with

    or, is at as i hope is true

    that it is a brilliant piece of what is essentially cinematic trolling?
    Ahahaha I just read the wiki on it.

    I busted up laughing at the end. Holy shit!

    It wouldn't have been nearly so bad if it hadn't started with
    the girl's mom getting shot at the beginning

    Having either that ending or that beginning would have been bad, but both together is just sadistic.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited March 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Okay, Inception looks really really cool

    Have you seen Dark City?

    If not, remedy that. Just make sure it's the director's cut without that stoopid exposition right at the start.

    '98 or '50?

    '98. Director's Cut.

    Also, don't look at trailers. They spoil the whole damn thing.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I liked The Game's twist.

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