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Perfect Dark - TODAY

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fucking

    loved

    Perfect Dark back in the day. Mucking around with all those funny different bots it had.

    Also: "Joanna, don't do that. It makes me... uncomfortable."

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    I almost played Perfect Dark for the N64. But then I just played more Goldeneye.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    I almost played Perfect Dark for the N64. But then I just played more Goldeneye.

    you and me, Larlar

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    perfect dark was an improvement on goldeneye

    it was everything that was good about goldeneye

    but better

    there i said it

    you can all crucify me now

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    so basically, you almost played a video game that was really good, but then just decided to play a videogame that was less good

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    They really should have also done goldeneye but ohhh well.

    Also we have a L4D mode for perfect dark. Unfortunately omegatofuninja is the one who knows how to do it, not me.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Goldeneye is and always will be the epitome of perfect multiplayer on the N64, Dickotomy

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    They really should have also done goldeneye but ohhh well.

    they tried

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    -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Oh hell yes. I almost forgot this was coming out.

    Maybe now that I can own it myself, instead of sneaking in a few hours here and there at friends' places, I can suck less terribly at multiplayer.

    Probably not, but it'll still be a blast.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    so basically, you almost played a video game that was really good, but then just decided to play a videogame that was less good

    Almost! Just switch those two qualifiers and you've got it right.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    perfect dark was an improvement on goldeneye

    it was everything that was good about goldeneye

    but better

    there i said it

    you can all crucify me now

    Well, you might get crucified anyway but you're exactly right.

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    ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    They really should have also done goldeneye but ohhh well.

    they tried

    Yeah, this.

    Some say Nintendo was at fault, others say Activision. Whatever the case, it was basically done and there are a ton of screenshots out there for Goldeneye XBLA.

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Seeing how many remote mines you can stack on a peace sim before they start disappearing, and detonate.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    They really should have also done goldeneye but ohhh well.

    they tried

    Yeah, this.

    Some say Nintendo was at fault, others say Activision. Whatever the case, it was basically done and there are a ton of screenshots out there for Goldeneye XBLA.

    Oh well. Bummer, but stuff like that happens.

    I remember there was a goldeneye source mod for the PC but for some reason nobody ever played it.

    I think it might have been too buggy or something.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    this review is overhyped as hell but it still makes me excited for this game

    http://www.msxbox-world.com/xbox360/reviews/review/498/Perfect-Dark.html

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I wasn't aware there were actually people on the internet who think goldeneye is better than perfect dark

    I'm kind of baffled

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    TWIN MAULERS

    CHARGED SHOT

    YESSSS

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    Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    perfect dark was an improvement on goldeneye

    it was everything that was good about goldeneye

    but better

    there i said it

    you can all crucify me now

    Perfect Dark was a better game from a technical standpoint, but it lacked a bit of the atmosphere that Goldeneye had. Also some of the really fun Goldeneye maps.

    Plus it added some really stupid-broken weapons (granted you could turn those off, but still)

    I like both games but I like Goldeneye a tiny bit better :P And this is coming from someone who owned Perfect Dark but *not* Goldeneye (not that I didn't rent it all the time)

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I wasn't aware there were actually people on the internet who think goldeneye is better than perfect dark

    I'm kind of baffled

    According to an amalgamation of reviews, the internet itself also thinks Goldeneye is 0.85% better. That's almost one whole percent better!

    Go. Enjoy your one-percent-lesser game.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I wasn't aware there were actually people on the internet who think goldeneye is better than perfect dark

    I'm kind of baffled

    According to an amalgamation of reviews, the internet itself also thinks Goldeneye is 0.85% better. That's almost one whole percent better!

    Go. Enjoy your one-percent-lesser game.

    I will enjoy the fuck out of it.

    Because it's gonna be on X-Box Live Arcade.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I wasn't aware there were actually people on the internet who think goldeneye is better than perfect dark

    I'm kind of baffled

    Well, if only because Goldeneye didn't bog down the way PD did.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    I ain't talkin' to you.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Larlar wrote: »
    Ain't talkin' 'bout loooooove.
    Larlar wrote: »
    My love is rotten to the core.

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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jordyn I thought you hated shooters

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    Jordyn I thought you hated shooters

    It's not the shooters as much as the motion sickness.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Ain't talkin' 'bout loooooove.
    Larlar wrote: »
    My love is rotten to the core.

    Hey, I don't remember saying that.
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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Jordyn I thought you hated shooters

    It's not the shooters as much as the motion sickness.

    but doesn't she not want to play Mass Effect because she hates shooting things?!

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    this review is overhyped as hell but it still makes me excited for this game

    http://www.msxbox-world.com/xbox360/reviews/review/498/Perfect-Dark.html

    The grammar is so terrible that I can't take it seriously.

    That shit reads like a review from the GameFAQs messageboard.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    This thread is now about metro 2033

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    thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    ohhh fuck. Did that come out today?

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Tomorrow

    So far Xbox World 360 Magazine UK gave it a 90

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'd like to read the book, but I imagine it would be a bit hard to find?

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    Jordyn I thought you hated shooters

    It's not the shooters as much as the motion sickness.

    but doesn't she not want to play Mass Effect because she hates shooting things?!

    no no no

    I'm bad at shooting things.

    But I can make PD unbelievably easy and just play against sims and it doesn't matter if I die at all because I don't have to start over anywhere or anything. I can just play it and shoot shit.

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    FuzzFuzz Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm getting this. Just so everyone knows.

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    thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    me and my brother built this barrier for our tv to stop us from screen watching out of tape and cardboard

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u7MRJi2UGg

    easily in my top 10 favourite games music of all time

    loved the shit out of this game, preferred goldeneye multiplayer (proximity mines complex 4 lyfe), these are my opinions and you have read them

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I wasn't aware there were actually people on the internet who think goldeneye is better than perfect dark

    I'm kind of baffled

    Well, if only because Goldeneye didn't bog down the way PD did.

    yes, this is true

    i tried to play perfect dark a couple years ago and the framerate slaaaggss so much in firefights

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    -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    me and my brother built this barrier for our tv to stop us from screen watching out of tape and cardboard

    We used to play hide and seek in Goldeneye.

    The person who was "it" would leave the room. The other three players would find hiding places around the map, then zoom the TV in on the fourth player's quarter of the screen and call them back in. If the person who was it found you, you had to try to fend them off, controlling entirely from their view.

    For some reason it never occurred to us to just mine the shit out of the room they spawned in. Huh.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    -smash wrote: »
    me and my brother built this barrier for our tv to stop us from screen watching out of tape and cardboard

    We used to play hide and seek in Goldeneye.

    The person who was "it" would leave the room. The other three players would find hiding places around the map, then zoom the TV in on the fourth player's quarter of the screen and call them back in. If the person who was it found you, you had to try to fend them off, controlling entirely from their view.

    For some reason it never occurred to us to just mine the shit out of the room they spawned in. Huh.

    That sounds like a lot of fun.

    Like this game I made up for Halo. You go to a flat, open area (beach preferred), everyone gets into a Warthog, and you drive into each other, trying to roll the vehicles over so the other guy falls out. If you can run him over before he gets back into his Warthog, you get a point.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That kind of reminds me of pirates for Halo3. I really, really wish more maps used the elephants. Those giant moving things that you could store vehicles in and the like. We would play on that map, no shields, pistols and energy swords only. Each team started off in their elephant and had to try boarding and taking out the other one. You could not touch ground and if you did you had to suicide with a grenade. Before the round started you could go collect warthogs and mongeese and stock your elephant with them.

    It was kind of fun.

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