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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    why didn't the skeleton cross the road because he didnt have any guts haha

    that was an anatomy joke. don't feel bad if you didn't get it though

    redhead on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kieth that Clue joke was very clever.

    #pipe on
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    IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    I get it!

    It's a little funny, mainly because I know a ton of people here in Santa Cruz would fall for making up ridiculous things about dihydrogen monoxide

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Another quote that I like quite a bit (Although, it will probably shorten my lifespan by quite a bit.) is "Fear is the mind killer".

    A quote from Frank Herbert, author of the Dune books.

    It's true as well. Sometimes decisions have to be made, and fear is an obstacle to making them. It's hard though to take away the fear attribute.

    just imagine yourself as a green lantern and all your problems will BEWARE YOUR POWER -- GREEN LANTERNS MIGHT

    But I am color blind, I can't see Green.

    Bullshit

    How many people are on this cover?

    http://i39.tinypic.com/53okgl.jpg

    Whoa, are women considered "People"

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "Come on. There's always room for Jello."

    -Peter Venkman

    Weaver on
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    rational vashrational vash Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    i should probably delete that giant picture of a taint off of my desktop


    Keep it. You never know, right?

    And you wouldn't want to be caught with your pants down.

    rational vash on
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    rational vashrational vash Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    why didn't the skeleton cross the road because he didnt have any guts haha

    that was an anatomy joke. don't feel bad if you didn't get it though

    I honestly don't know what you're trying to say here

    You just come across as an ass

    rational vash on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    it's funny when hippies tell me that chemicals are bad for you

    and I tell them that water is a chemical.

    Honestly they can justify something being bad because "it's got chemicals"

    #pipe on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    it's funny when hippies tell me that chemicals are bad for you

    and I tell them that water is a chemical.

    Honestly they can justify something being bad because "it's got chemicals"

    this kind of thing bugs me sometimes, because dude, you know what they mean

    Weaver on
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jigrahs thread needs more danger candy.

    Which is the nickname that has developed for "Fireball" Whiskey.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2010
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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Better to ask and appear stupid than not ask and remain stupid.


    I should have been asleep ten hours ago, but I tried and failed.

    Burning Organ on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    then post it in the youtube thread?

    Weaver on
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    why didn't the skeleton cross the road because he didnt have any guts haha

    that was an anatomy joke. don't feel bad if you didn't get it though

    I honestly don't know what you're trying to say here

    You just come across as an ass

    oh i thought you were doing that ironically

    its chill though dont worry about it

    redhead on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    it's funny when hippies tell me that chemicals are bad for you

    and I tell them that water is a chemical.

    Honestly they can justify something being bad because "it's got chemicals"

    this kind of thing bugs me sometimes, because dude, you know what they mean

    NO

    They are being idealistic. Using an argument that doesn't make sense to back up their stance.

    They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They claim that man made chemicals are bad and there's always a natural solution

    fucking arsenic is as natural as sunshine and bird farts but see if it cures your headache quicker than aspirin

    #pipe on
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    rational vashrational vash Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    it's funny when hippies tell me that chemicals are bad for you

    and I tell them that water is a chemical.

    Honestly they can justify something being bad because "it's got chemicals"

    this kind of thing bugs me sometimes, because dude, you know what they mean

    I understand the sentiment

    Filling cows up with hormones so they grow disgustingly huge has negative consequences and all

    But organic food has some major disadvantages, and science has dne some amazing things for agriculture

    And when they use words like "chemical" negatively, it makes me think that they're uninformed.

    rational vash on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
    then post it in the youtube thread?

    oh my bad

    mods can you move my post???

    -keith

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    t fiery piano that is false, some questions only further cement an already well developed reputation for a bankrupt mind

    Weaver on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am full of chemicals.

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    rational vashrational vash Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    redhead wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    why didn't the skeleton cross the road because he didnt have any guts haha

    that was an anatomy joke. don't feel bad if you didn't get it though

    I honestly don't know what you're trying to say here

    You just come across as an ass

    oh i thought you were doing that ironically

    its chill though dont worry about it
    The internet makes it easy to misinterpret things

    We're cool

    rational vash on
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    You shut up pipe

    I don't want no harmful chemicals in my food, my clothes, my weed

    You can keep your dihydrogen monoxide
    That was a chemistry joke. It wasn't very funny though, so if you don't get it, don't feel sad

    it's funny when hippies tell me that chemicals are bad for you

    and I tell them that water is a chemical.

    Honestly they can justify something being bad because "it's got chemicals"

    this kind of thing bugs me sometimes, because dude, you know what they mean

    NO

    They are being idealistic. Using an argument that doesn't make sense to back up their stance.

    They don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They claim that man made chemicals are bad and there's always a natural solution

    fucking arsenic is as natural as sunshine and bird farts but see if it cures your headache quicker than aspirin


    What I'm trying to convey here, is that a person can have a basic understanding of there being elements in certain products that can be harmful, but not have a full education of what they're talking about.

    We still know what they mean when they blanket-label "chemicals"

    Weaver on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    I don't believe in god

    but all art is sacred

    there is something wonderful and beautiful and divine in the human ability to create things that rely so purely on our capacity for empathy

    that is also beautiful

    I was just giving some insight on why I love that vonnegut quote from before

    so thanks, I guess!

    it is very insightful though, and eloquent.

    I don't know if art is sacred, but I know it's one of the few things that separates us from every other form of life we've encountered. To look past what an object is and express what it means.

    What about that monkey that paints?

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    When my dad was shopping a while back, another person chastised him for saying that the human body had chemicals in it

    Macera on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jigrah wrote: »
    "Fortune Favors the Bold", this proclamation traces its routes to Virgil, author of the Aenied, although Wikipedia says it came from a playwright author named "Terence", who wrote "Phormio".

    Racist.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    SO I'M HANGING OUT IN THE BASEMENT READING AND MY DAD COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE SAYS "DANGER POINT!! YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON!" AND I'M ALL LIKE "DANGER POINT?"

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jigrah wrote: »
    "Fortune Favors the Bold", this proclamation traces its routes to Virgil, author of the Aenied, although Wikipedia says it came from a playwright author named "Terence", who wrote "Phormio".

    Racist.

    Am I the "hip" racist or the hated racist? Jews are still cool to hate, right?

    Jigrah on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    semper fidelus tyrannosaurus

    (I hope this hasn't been done already)

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    I don't believe in god

    but all art is sacred

    there is something wonderful and beautiful and divine in the human ability to create things that rely so purely on our capacity for empathy

    that is also beautiful

    I was just giving some insight on why I love that vonnegut quote from before

    so thanks, I guess!

    it is very insightful though, and eloquent.

    I don't know if art is sacred, but I know it's one of the few things that separates us from every other form of life we've encountered. To look past what an object is and express what it means.

    What about that monkey that paints?

    http://www.ted.com/talks/robert_sapolsky_the_uniqueness_of_humans.html

    This is a neat little lecture about what separates humanity from other animals.

    There's a bit in it about human empathy and artistic expression.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    semper fidelus tyrannosaurus

    (I hope this hasn't been done already)

    on like the first page

    Kusuguttai on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    semper fidelus tyrannosaurus

    (I hope this hasn't been done already)
    sic semper tyrannosaurus

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    Garlic Bread on
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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Even on my last not a penny in the bank
    I'ma stand on my own so thanks but no thanks

    wait wrong thread.

    DodgeBlan on
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The other day I was waiting for the bus. While I have a car and a motorcycle, mass transit is inherently awesome so I feel like I have to support it.

    Anyway, I was waiting for the bus and I see this car in front of me. It is an old man stopped at the light. His trunk is partially open. Now I could either go close the trunk, and have him wonder if I was up to no good, or I could tap on the window to signal my intent.

    I tap on the window, and he pretends to not notice, which is understandable. I back away though and motion towards his trunk, and that I am going to shut it. He sees me this time though, and then when I shut his trunk he waves at me, in a manner that I took as thanks.

    Most importantly the car behind him noticed my actions, and appeared to fully recognize the events that took place. They gave me a thumbs up.

    I hope I inspired them to step outside of the norm, and help someone out.

    Jigrah on
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    "Fortune Favors the Bold", this proclamation traces its routes to Virgil, author of the Aenied, although Wikipedia says it came from a playwright author named "Terence", who wrote "Phormio".

    Racist.

    Am I the "hip" racist or the hated racist? Jews are still cool to hate, right?

    But seriously, why is Terence in quotes?

    Aneurhythmia on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    CRWTH, THAT PERSON SHOULD NOT BE USING SPRAY PAINT IN AN UNVENTILATED ROOM AND WITHOUT A RESPIRATOR.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    "Fortune Favors the Bold", this proclamation traces its routes to Virgil, author of the Aenied, although Wikipedia says it came from a playwright author named "Terence", who wrote "Phormio".

    Racist.

    Am I the "hip" racist or the hated racist? Jews are still cool to hate, right?

    But seriously, why is Terence in quotes?

    I've always heard the quote was attributed to Virgil, so this "Terence" character is contrary to what I have been taught.

    Which means it is probably accurate.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Chico art requires sacrifice.

    Sacrifice your sanity to become a great artist.

    Burning Organ on
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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Fuck Jigrah you just changed my life.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    Fuck Jigrah you just changed my life.

    There was another time I felt I did a good deed, it involves an old person as well.

    I was on my bike, and from this I had freedom to move pretty much however I pleased. This old guy forgot to screw in his gas tank nozzle, and shut the gas tank exterior door thing. I tapped the window, then scooted back and took care of business.

    Old people are so under appreciated.

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    DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    If everyone was like you America wouldn't need need any health reform.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Chico art requires sacrifice.

    Sacrifice your sanity to become a great artist.

    goat-woman.jpg

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