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JACOB WILSON!!!!!????

klokateer9047klokateer9047 A.K.A Captain Freezeezy Long island,NYRegistered User regular
edited April 2010 in PAX Archive
Y'all know what I mean:winky:.what was the story behind this,was someone playing a joke on that guy?

Also,general "Best part of the queue room thread"

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  • Orion255Orion255 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I would like to make you aware that I am Jacob Wilson, and I have photo ID to prove it. The reason I got called over was that my father required some "assistance" with registration. Seriously send me an email if you need further proof.

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  • TheGamerTheGamer Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    one of the enforcers was yelling jacob wilson in line. just it just took off from there.

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  • def PDdef PD Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Achievement unlocked: Jacob Wilson found!

    One of the funniest things I've seen on that messyboard text thing while waiting in line for the concert (Friday night).

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jacob Wilson will live on forever.

    In our hearts.

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  • kitties_on_acidkitties_on_acid Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Orion255 wrote: »
    I would like to make you aware that I am Jacob Wilson, and I have photo ID to prove it. The reason I got called over was that my father required some "assistance" with registration. Seriously send me an email if you need further proof.

    nuh uh. You are trying to fool us. Your location says NS, when we all know that the real Jacob Wilson lives in the shadow of the statue. :lol:

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  • parabolaparabola Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm Jacob Wilson.

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  • ThemiscyraThemiscyra Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No, I'm Jacob Wilson!

    Which is weird, I know, because I'm a chick, but here's the thing: my parents hated me.

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  • TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No, I'm Jacob Wilson!

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  • 50 More Trash50 More Trash Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    In death... he had a name... his name was Jacob Wilson... his name was Jacob Wilson.

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  • Pablo the PenguinPablo the Penguin Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm the real Jacob Wilson!

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  • KhadourKhadour Dinosaur Cupcake Hillsboro, ORRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm Jacob Wilson, and so's my wife!

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  • klokateer9047klokateer9047 A.K.A Captain Freezeezy Long island,NYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I REALLY wished that there were some of those fancy sumo bags in the queue room,MY ASS STILL HURTS FROM SITTING ON CONCRETE!

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  • GoblinBardGoblinBard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Jacob Wilson is a lie!

    Just kidding. I'm a high priest of the Jacobian faith. He will come back to us on the third day of waiting in line to forgive us of our sins and cure our aching asses from that tough as hell concrete!!!

    :P

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  • klokateer9047klokateer9047 A.K.A Captain Freezeezy Long island,NYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think jacob wilson should either make his way into a PA strip or be a mascot for pax east only.

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  • ZeroHourHeroZeroHourHero Allentown, PARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think... in a way... we're all jacob wilson...

    Wandering through life, fighting to be found.

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  • TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    No, I'm pretty sure that I'm Jacob Wilson.

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  • Kwisatz HaderachKwisatz Haderach Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    klokateer9047 wrote: »
    I think jacob wilson should either make his way into a PA strip or be a mascot for pax east only.

    If I make and wear a "I'm Jacob Wilson" shirt to Pax East 2011, would people remember?

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  • parabolaparabola Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm spartacus.

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  • trippocalypsetrippocalypse Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kwisatz Haderach wrote: »
    klokateer9047 wrote: »
    I think jacob wilson should either make his way into a PA strip or be a mascot for pax east only.

    If I make and wear a "I'm Jacob Wilson" shirt to Pax East 2011, would people remember?

    That would be pretty funny if hundreds of people showed up with those shirts on.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2010
    Buttons would be easier to pull off. One or two people could make big I AM JACOB WILSON buttons and hand them off to people.

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  • SinkuuSinkuu Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    parabola wrote: »
    I'm spartacus.

    DAMMIT!

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    they made me a signature, but I eated it. and I have an 18 inch laptop. :P
  • TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    jacob wilson, buttons for pax east 2011?
    sounds like a kickass band name

    oh, and i'm so down for dropping like $25 and making a ton of "jacob wilson" buttons

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  • Orion255Orion255 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No seriously.

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  • Orion255Orion255 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This is my Facebook, www.facebook.com/sarcasticname

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  • Orion255Orion255 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    God, this is going to be used for nefarious purposes isn't it? Damn.

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  • Pablo the PenguinPablo the Penguin Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Damn straight.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2010
    Congrats, you're now a PAX meme

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  • ZeroHourHeroZeroHourHero Allentown, PARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want to make a Jacob Wilson Jersey.

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  • TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nice try, Jacob Wilson doppelganger Facebook name switcher
    i'm on to you

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  • Orion255Orion255 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    No, I've been Jacob Wilson since birth.

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  • TheGreat2ndTheGreat2nd Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    We'll all be Jacob Wilson, come PAX East 2011 :D

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  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Professional Beard Grower Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    Congrats, you're now a PAX meme

    Yeah, you can join me, The Silly Goose In the Utilikilt, at the bar of Things from PAX That Will Never Be Lived Down.

    Drink it up man, Drink it Up!

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  • s7arbucks7arbuck Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    as the guy who was yelling to find this guy. I'm deeply sorry jacob wilson that you name is now as well known as it is.....

    however now it is hella lulz.except for all weekend people asked "find jacob?"

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  • Orion255Orion255 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    s7arbuck wrote: »
    as the guy who was yelling to find this guy. I'm deeply sorry jacob wilson that you name is now as well known as it is.....

    however now it is hella lulz.except for all weekend people asked "find jacob?"

    Wait, you were that Enforcer? Prove it, what was your name tag?

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  • s7arbucks7arbuck Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    its the same name here.....
    Orion255 wrote: »
    s7arbuck wrote: »
    as the guy who was yelling to find this guy. I'm deeply sorry jacob wilson that you name is now as well known as it is.....

    however now it is hella lulz.except for all weekend people asked "find jacob?"

    Wait, you were that Enforcer? Prove it, what was your name tag?

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  • GoblinBardGoblinBard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Jacob Wilson shall be immortalized in song. We need the Ballad of Jacob Wilson, post haste!

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  • Lunchbox_007Lunchbox_007 Registered User new member
    edited April 2010
    Jacob, you were probably the funniest thing in the queue lineups. Funnier than people yelling "JASON!".

    Personally, I think you should embrace memehood.

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  • Orion255Orion255 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I do, my friend. I do.

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  • Dirt410Dirt410 Registered User new member
    edited April 2010
    I'm already making a wwjwd pin :D
    (results may vary)
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  • matlock790matlock790 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I hear they're making a "Jacob Wilson: Into the Breach" movie. With Emilio Estevez as Jacob Wilson and Jackie Chan as the Message Board.

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