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Scott Kurtz Panel

badjujumanbadjujuman They call me KottyRegistered User regular
edited April 2010 in PAX Archive
For the love of all things good...did anyone record the Scott Kurtz panel?!?!

"You wanna go Matrix?" - Kris Straub
"Yeah, I wanna go Matrix." - Scott Kurtz
(Scott Kurtz panel - PAX East 2010)
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  • gilby123gilby123 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I hope so...I heard it was a riot and, after seeing him and Kris the next morning and laughing till I hurt, made me wish that the Kurtz panel wasn't at the same time as the concert.

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  • JerkfishJerkfish NYCRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I really hope so as well. I was checking YouTube all day at work for it. It was easily my favorite panel this year and I'd love to relive it.

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  • jacklovejacklove Registered User new member
    edited March 2010
    The girl sitting next to me was recording it. I'm not sure if she was going to post it.

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  • badjujumanbadjujuman They call me Kotty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I know I saw Kris Straub recording it. I would have guessed that someone else had to. It was so hilarious. SOMEONE MUST HAVE IT!!!

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    "Yeah, I wanna go Matrix." - Scott Kurtz
    (Scott Kurtz panel - PAX East 2010)
  • Mad_Scientist_WorkingMad_Scientist_Working Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I don't know how well my recording turned out but that was the most hilarious thing I've seen in my life.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The Scott Kurtz panel was amazing and incredibly funny but I would feel incredibly awkward about it being recorded.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Guess you had to be there.

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  • AJ MckayAJ Mckay Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    That panel was epic. I'd love to have it on audio or video.


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  • 50 More Trash50 More Trash Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Man I was this close to getting in line for it... but then... something happened... I think it was Powerstone.

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    as a rule: never miss a Kurtz panel. You are just about guaranteed to get sick by laughing too much

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  • 50 More Trash50 More Trash Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeah, but the line situation was at that horrible point where the Enforcers were like "You should get in... but maybe not... " and both console rooms and classic arcade room were pretty empty... it was the story of my weekend: Waiting in line got beat out by fooling around almost every time.

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  • SammySammy Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i just about pissed myself i was laughing so damn hard.

    "KHOO!!! I'm fuckin' DRUNK."

    oh my god. it was epic.

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  • badjujumanbadjujuman They call me Kotty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    She was all like "Lets have a Cosmo," and I was all like "Ooh whats that?"

    I never laughed that hard for three hours straight in my life. Please Mad Scientist you need to put that online.

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    "Yeah, I wanna go Matrix." - Scott Kurtz
    (Scott Kurtz panel - PAX East 2010)
  • AJ MckayAJ Mckay Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    We were in the lobby bar next to Scott, Mary, and Kris as they were making notes for his panel. Just the bits and pieces of the stories were hilarious. I told him before we left at 9, that now that we'd heard the teaser trailer, we had to go get in line. I also said that I wouldn't tell anyone Binwin had switched to Cosmos, but we saw how long that little secret lasted.

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  • John MatrixJohn Matrix Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ugh, getting rather desperate to see/hear this now.

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  • DragonKittyDragonKitty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    My favorite was when someone offered him Whiskey, and everyone at the front was just screaming "NO!!!!" and waving their arms. Absolutely fantastic.

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  • jabrazellejabrazelle Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    DragonKitty wrote: »
    My favorite was when someone offered him Whiskey, and everyone at the front was just screaming "NO!!!!" and waving their arms. Absolutely fantastic.

    Equally funny was what Scott THOUGHT she offered him.

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  • w00dm4nw00dm4n Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    To me that was the main event of Pax East.
    I can't even absorb all i heard that night,it's still slowly coming back to me.
    wish i recorded it.
    I'm still recalling bits hear and there and chuckling about it.

    Alpha Fat Guy was epic.
    When he went to text/call his wife and they grabbed the phone off him.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I actually really hope that it never finds its way online.

    I mean, I'm not slamming you guys for missing it (it was incredible) but...there's something about it that makes me think it should be one and done.

    His blamimation one with Kris the following morning was also awesome.

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  • ColdbrewColdbrew Down in Front Productions Lake Stevens, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm really hoping somebody filmed it as well. My team wasn't able too because we had to be at the concerts, but if anybody did happen to film the entire panel, in whatever capacity, please submit it to us!

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I actually really hope that it never finds its way online.

    I mean, I'm not slamming you guys for missing it (it was incredible) but...there's something about it that makes me think it should be one and done.

    His blamimation one with Kris the following morning was also awesome.

    I'll second this.

    The panel was made by the intimacy, and to watch it later on a little youtube window would just diminish it so much.

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  • MeraxesMeraxes Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Ssssssshhhh, this panel is between us. We promised Scott.

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  • badjujumanbadjujuman They call me Kotty Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I knooooow, but it was sooo good.

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    "You wanna go Matrix?" - Kris Straub
    "Yeah, I wanna go Matrix." - Scott Kurtz
    (Scott Kurtz panel - PAX East 2010)
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It was Scott Kurtz being genuine

    Let it lie

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  • Mad_Scientist_WorkingMad_Scientist_Working Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I actually really hope that it never finds its way online.

    I mean, I'm not slamming you guys for missing it (it was incredible) but...there's something about it that makes me think it should be one and done.

    His blamimation one with Kris the following morning was also awesome.
    Did you stay for the panel after that? I loved it. The one panelist didn't see Scott's panel and he said,"Well. I don't know why Dr. Quinn would be your first historical choice to bang people."

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  • GoblinBardGoblinBard Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I was laughing so hard that I got the hiccups, and then I started laughing with the hiccups, and then I died. WAY TO GO SCOTT KURTZ. My death is on your hands!!!

    /Got better though.

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  • MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    "I'm fat, and she's got no torso. The kid would be a short, fat person."
    ..
    ..
    ..
    "Oh, she knows she has no torso."




    And of course.

    ".....the fucker actually did it."


    I'm trying to remember the line about the guy not getting laid because he got annihilated by Khoo in ping pong.

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  • w00dm4nw00dm4n Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mugsley wrote: »
    "I'm fat, and she's got no torso. The kid would be a short, fat person."
    ..
    ..
    ..
    "Oh, she knows she has no torso."




    And of course.

    ".....the fucker actually did it."


    I'm trying to remember the line about the guy not getting laid because he got annihilated by Khoo in ping pong.

    oh god how did that go? something about you couldn't let him win? he'll never get laid now.she broke up with him and something about his dick never being hard again?

    That panel was like getting semi-wasted and doing some of the most awesome shit in your life and not really recalling it buy you know you just did some awesome shit so you need to tell someone about it.


    anyone who was in that room is better for it.

    the panel sunday morning where he shed some light on how he felt like an asshole for it and why he's like that really made the whole experience better.

    He really is a great guy.

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  • RedshirtDraperRedshirtDraper Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    The story of Jean Schultz crushing on Scott's Dad was awesome.

    "Oh, there's someingthing wrong with the car, can one you boys come and help me Frank?"

    Later on..."So Dad, what happend?"

    "Oh, you know, something wrong with the lights in the car"

    "You know that's not what we were talking about!"

    His panel and the Blamimation w/ Kris were amazing, definitely not to be missed next year or ever.

    Til then, I'll see you in Stellar Cartography.

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  • nervenerve Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    w00dm4n wrote: »

    the panel sunday morning where he shed some light on how he felt like an asshole for it and why he's like that really made the whole experience better.

    He really is a great guy.

    I was thinking that would have been the perfect time to blow an air horn. I wish I had one D:

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  • Intangible 360Intangible 360 Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    My friend recorded the first 20 minutes, and I have a copy (I was there in person for the panel) but I think it's best to let everyone know that it was an awesome, surreal panel, but that we respect that what happens during An Evening With Scott Kurtz shouldn't leave the room, at least not in the form of video! :wink:

    My favorite part was when Mike took Scott's phone from him to stop him from texting his wife.

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  • MugsleyMugsley DelawareRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Intangible 360 wrote: »
    My favorite part was when Mike took Scott's phone from him to stop him from texting his wife.

    ...and then gave it back part way through the panel.

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  • papaprinnypapaprinny Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Heya folks, just as a reminder, we are indeed searching high and low for anyone with this footage. We really, really want it on the Community DVD. If anyone has it, or if you find it anywhere online, by all means let us know! Want it SO bad.

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  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII They wanna get my gold on the ceilingRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I did not catch the Saturday night panel, but I did catch the Blamimation panel with Straub. Honest-to-goodness funny stuff.

    I do not care for PvP, but I love the Blamimations, and as a comedian I think Kurtz is hilarious.

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  • AJ MckayAJ Mckay Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Today's PVP is a panel joke.

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  • ShaddzShaddz Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    After an exhaustive search of the interwebs, I can honestly say that I dont think anyone actually got it...

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  • LTAcostaLTAcosta Boston, MARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm sure someone did, but they are too lazy/stuckup to post it...

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  • 50 More Trash50 More Trash Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think someone mentioned in this thread that Straub was filming it... might be a long shot, but you could try dropping him a line?

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Except that Kurtz asked people during the panel not to put it on YouTube, so maybe the people who filmed it are just respecting his request?

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  • matlock790matlock790 Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hands down one of the best three effing hours I've ever spent! You don't get that kind of honesty out of people often and his delivery was SO good. When he started to come up to the front of the room, and it was obvious he had been drinking, I was thinking, "Oh man, this is going to be an effing train wreck" but you could see him become more and more comfortable with us being there. Hats off to everyone for letting him know we wanted to hear that one story he was going to tell about that one thing about that time with the person that said that one thing....except for the one chick who left and almost ruined it for us! :)

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