How does someone become an Enforcer?

mrdrexler

I never bothered asking anyone, I was just curious. Thanks.

gilby123

I believe it's something applied for a few months before the convention. I thought about doing it this year, but wanted to see it first, as it was my first PAX. Additionally, given my mobility issues, I wanted to see what I could do at the con as an Enforcer.

lucazzo

Buy a baby goat of pure breed that was born between the 3rd and 5th waning moon.

Feed it thrice a day. Once, let it pasture and eat as it will. The second time, you shall give the goat a can of spam (lo-fat). No later than 9:32pm it shall be nourished with a mixture of clarified honey, garbanzo beans, and ramen noodles.

When the goat has fattened and is of at least three years of age, sacrifice it according to the rules found in the Galactic Codex, ch. 14, pt. 3. Unless, of course, the goat is over three years of age, in which case clause 95 of the same chapter will apply. This sacrifice shall be made in the name of the prophet Andraste, while the word "Enchantment!" is repeated most merrily ad nauseam.

Or you could just fill up an application about two months before Pax and get it over with.

FifthSurprise

lucazzo wrote: »

Buy a baby goat of pure breed that was born between the 3rd and 5th waning moon.

Feed it thrice a day. Once, let it pasture and eat as it will. The second time, you shall give the goat a can of spam (lo-fat). No later than 9:32pm it shall be nourished with a mixture of clarified honey, garbanzo beans, and ramen noodles.

When the goat has fattened and is of at least three years of age, sacrifice it according to the rules found in the Galactic Codex, ch. 14, pt. 3. Unless, of course, the goat is over three years of age, in which case clause 95 of the same chapter will apply. This sacrifice shall be made in the name of the prophet Andraste, while the word "Enchantment!" is repeated most merrily ad nauseam.

Or you could just fill up an application about two months before Pax and get it over with.

Your mileage may vary.

I required orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. Or was that something else....?