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DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
Sent to a zoo for a job he didn't post, this man promptly escaped from a maximum cute holding stockade to the SE++ underground.

Today, still wanted by the jobless and those in need of hope, he survives on bamboo and rainbows.

If you have a problem - If no one else can help - and if you can find him - maybe you can hire JoeUser.
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This here is the SE++ Job Thread.

You can:
Bitch about your job.
Lament your search for a new job.
Help people find a job.
Post your resume and we'll review it.
Review resumes for other people.

You can't:
Be JoeUser


Last thread saw a bunch of new jobs, some interviews and a few job losses. WaM was the forumer mentioned in the last thread title and she just landed herself a new gig. Our new mission is to help out old TV Head because the robots are finally taking over.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    On further inspection, it seems I applied to be a guard on graveyard shift. I think that works out nicely for me.

    Hacksaw on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm search for summer work, so I can post in this thread about how miserably it's going.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    I'm search for summer work, so I can post in this thread about how miserably it's going.

    having this problem

    it doesn't help that I'm trying to find work in a city of less than 10000 while trying to avoid working fast food

    the one job I really want and have a good chance at likely isn't going to follow up until about a week and a half from now

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Me, I am the one with an interview tomorrow

    It is I

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I am at work right now. It is boring.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Zip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I will be contacting people about work this month

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2010
    I love this OP. Love it.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    backshift kinda sucks.

    Wren on
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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got a call this morning about starting this new job, and surprise! It's tomorrow.

    Luckily I have my shit together already.

    Iroh on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    I love this OP. Love it.

    The OP loves you as well.

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    My job is okay. Pays decently, but most importantly stays interesting.

    I work at an awards company in New Orleans, LA. Faber Awards, Inc.

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  • vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was supposed to hear about getting some paid work at the zoo today, but it's looking like I will be living off of savings for a while

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2010
    my desk is so messy right now

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I get to do some neat awards:

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    Here's some shots of the showroom:

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    This is where I work in the back. I get to use some giant laser engraving machines.

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    Here's the laser in action:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tqO59mg3Uo

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    LASERS

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  • MHYoshimitzuMHYoshimitzu Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So this Yell job I've been back and forth about...

    It does healthcare, 401K. The pay is about what I expected for entry level, and I'll be hourly instead of salary, which allows for some kickin' overtime once in a while.

    I have an interview tomorrow, and if all goes well I should be among the employed.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This economy.

    This economy.

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I was out of a job, but I've started working with my dad, putting in flooring. It's hard work, but he is flexible with my college/social schedule. It also pays pretty good, $10/hr and free lunch. I don't know if I could find anything better in my area.

    Also, I hate that I can't find a job in my area that uses my job experience as a nuclear physics intern. That would be a whole lot more fun.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sent off an email to a VP about hiring my friend full-time and possibly another person. It'd be so nice to get some help here.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wait, what happened to CL's job?

    What facet of it are robots replacing?

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    LASERS!

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    God I need a better paying job... I am not at the point where I have to choose between paying monthly bills, paying rent, or paying for food.

    I also received at $1400 hydro adjustment bill that I can't even start thinking about.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I got off work last night around 230. Was back in to work at 800 this morning. Its 1215 now and I have to be here till 1830 ... fuck

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    this job still makes me nervous but I think I'm staying afloat

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    KATE LOOK AT TWITTER RIGHT NOW

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think the best thing about where I work is the size of the business.

    Besides me and the boss there's only two other full-time employees.

    I have a key to the front door and an alarm code for Christ's sake.

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2010
    look at this mess
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    alt: show me yo workspace

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    dude sheri I've had that shit in my favorites for ages! tooooo expensive though

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I used to have photos of my cube in Celebration

    I wonder where they are

    Now it would just be a photo of a desk in a hotel lobby

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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    robothero wrote: »
    look at this mess
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    alt: show me yo workspace

    Holy shit you're using the wallpaper I made. lol

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2010
    yes this is correct

    I edited the text out of it though

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    World as Myth wrote: »
    dude sheri I've had that shit in my favorites for ages! tooooo expensive though

    Awwww dang

    Shoulda known you'd have already searched for octopus stuff on Etsy!

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    you betcha 8-)

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    really how do I make a couple of hundred dollars in a few days

    like shit I am willing to prostitute myself here

    Brolo on
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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    really how do I make a couple of hundred dollars in a few days

    like shit I am willing to prostitute myself here
    Sell some shit and start donating plasma?

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  • ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    I'm search for summer work, so I can post in this thread about how miserably it's going.

    this is me too

    graduating in May with a mostly useless English degree, but I'm staying in this little college town until my girlfriend finishes her degree. we're moving into an apartment in June and I don't have a job yet D:

    I'll pretty much do anything, but right now I'm holding out for something a bit better than fast food or manual labor (although I've worked in a warehouse before and would much prefer that over anything retail).

    I've got a pseudo-interview tomorrow for an administrative assistant kind of position, but I think they're looking for something immediate and I can't work till May.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    really how do I make a couple of hundred dollars in a few days

    like shit I am willing to prostitute myself here

    Know anyone that works at a bar? See if you could barback for a couple days.

    Butters on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    oh god crappy panorama from my iPhone goooo

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    not pictured: awesome aboriginal potholder and samurai postcard

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2010
    does the iphone have panorama app?

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