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Older women

TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
edited April 2010 in Social Entropy++
Older women. I just had a night out with an older Chinese woman. It was, truthfully, unfulfilling. Absolutely not what I thought it would be.

But she wants to take me out again this weekend. She looks really young, but man she is not in any way. Makes me feel like a fucking loser, because she makes easily twice what I do.

My coworkers are terrified for me. But hey, this is kind of looking like a short term gravy train.

So should I buy the ticket and take the ride, or retreat back to my comfort spot of dumb under-twenty whores?

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    at this point you're just fucking trolling

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    This is going to progress poorly.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Man, you're not even trying now.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    yes yes this is what I want

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    CONGRAGULATIONS

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Seriously, why in the fuck do some of you always think I am trolling. What in the fuck am I doing that would make you think that? I am bullshitting about my life in SE++. Seriously.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So you're insecure when a woman earns more than you?

    Pity


    alt post: and now you are the kept woman

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    your life is bullshit

    end of line.

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    So you're insecure when a woman earns more than you?

    Pity


    alt post: and now you are the kept woman

    Yes I am insecure about that. Very much so. I'm pretty sure that won't ever change, just being true to myself. Any advice from that standpoint?

    Teth on
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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    what happened to the two pieces of jailbait you were supporting?

    or are you up to three women at once now

    you stallion

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fert fert fert

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    at this point you're just fucking trolling

    Skull Man, you haven't had an awesome thread in a while.

    The Mysterious Library Jerker was too long ago.

    Have more wacky adventures.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Older women. I just had a night out with an older Chinese woman. It was, truthfully, unfulfilling. Absolutely not what I thought it would be.

    But she wants to take me out again this weekend. She looks really young, but man she is not in any way. Makes me feel like a fucking loser, because she makes easily twice what I do.

    My coworkers are terrified for me. But hey, this is kind of looking like a short term gravy train.

    So should I buy the ticket and take the ride, or retreat back to my comfort spot of dumb under-twenty whores?

    quoted for preservation

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Wahhhhhhhh! A rich Asian chick that's aged gracefully wants to buy me things. Wahhhhhh!

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    ok as soon as I finish this paper I will make a thread

    I will make such a thread as to be worthy of remembrance

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    at this point you're just fucking trolling

    Skull Man, you haven't had an awesome thread in a while.

    The Mysterious Library Jerker was too long ago.

    Have more wacky adventures.

    this was one of my favourite threads ever

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    A man is date two twenty year old and now an older woman, ALL AT THE SAME TIME?!

    STOP THE PRESSES!

    I JUST GOT A PHOTO OF SPIDER-MAN!

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    NOBODY CARES

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    So you're insecure when a woman earns more than you?

    Pity


    alt post: and now you are the kept woman

    Yes I am insecure about that. Very much so. I'm pretty sure that won't ever change, just being true to myself. Any advice from that standpoint?

    stop being a goose, goose.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    So you're insecure when a woman earns more than you?

    Pity


    alt post: and now you are the kept woman

    Yes I am insecure about that. Very much so. I'm pretty sure that won't ever change, just being true to myself. Any advice from that standpoint?

    Get over it?

    Start by figuring out why exactly you're insecure about this. I expect that there is some reason that links that and all of the bragging you've been doing around here in the past few days. You want us to like you, you want to be accepted, but you're putting on this front that makes you look like a douchebag.

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    Teth on
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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Can we look forward to one of these threads every day?

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nogs wrote: »
    A man is date two twenty year old and now an older woman, ALL AT THE SAME TIME?!

    STOP THE PRESSES!

    I JUST GOT A PHOTO OF SPIDER-MAN!

    LOOKS LIKE HE'S HELPING THE RHINO ROB A BANK

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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I prefer older women, personally.
    Regardless of age, if you have interest in her go for it. If not, hey, maybe she has some meds you can pocket on the way out. I think H&A is still open right?

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    no megathreads is the best

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth, i dont care about your relationships

    I CARE ABOUT YOU GETTING ME A GOD DAMN PICTURE OF SPIDER-MAN!

    NOW GET OUT THERE

    AND GET ME

    A PHOTO

    OF THAT WALL CRAWLIN', WEB SLINGIN', MENACE TO SOCIETY

    SPIDER-MAN

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Shit, I still remember the crazy girl Skull Man went out with that one time like three years ago and made a thread about.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Date a different girl that might be socially unacceptable for me and post about it on the internet. Erry day.

    Sticks on
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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Nogs, do you follow JJJ on Twitter?

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Shit, I still remember the crazy girl Skull Man went out with that one time like three years ago and made a thread about.

    I am certainly not that guy.

    Teth on
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    CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    This sure is a post here.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    So uh, you were too immature for a 19 year old.

    Wow.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sticks wrote: »
    Date a different girl that might be socially unacceptable for me and post about it on the internet. Erry day.

    Tomorrow: Hooker with a heart of gold. She's truly a classy lady but society just doesn't understand.

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Can we look forward to one of these threads every day?

    If I remain this lucky, at least every third day.

    Teth on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Shit, I still remember the crazy girl Skull Man went out with that one time like three years ago and made a thread about.

    I am certainly not that guy.

    you bet your fucking ass you aren't

    Skull Man on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Older women. I just had a night out with an older Chinese woman. It was, truthfully, unfulfilling. Absolutely not what I thought it would be.

    But she wants to take me out again this weekend. She looks really young, but man she is not in any way. Makes me feel like a fucking loser, because she makes easily twice what I do.

    My coworkers are terrified for me. But hey, this is kind of looking like a short term gravy train.

    So should I buy the ticket and take the ride, or retreat back to my comfort spot of dumb under-twenty whores?
    If it helps I only went out with you because you looked desperate and it was also a bet.

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    That girl had the right idea.

    Bad-Beat on
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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Baroque And Roll wrote: »
    Nogs, do you follow JJJ on Twitter?

    you mean

    me?!?!

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    TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    Teth wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    So Teth isn't this the third woman you're going out with now?

    No the 19 year old dropped me hard as shit. I might share some time, but honestly her words truly cut like a knife. So probably not.

    So uh, you were too immature for a 19 year old.

    Wow.

    Damn, ouch. Actually yes.

    Teth on
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