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Okay, so I had this dream once where I was at this mall with this girl, see. Except, it wasn't like any mall I've been to before, all 5 stories tall and shit. Had lots of cool stores, and we were all walking around on a date. Then, we decide to go to the food court and eat...except it's all these classy restaurants instead of stuff like Sbarro and Chick-Fil-A. So, we're all dressed up on a date in this mall and then these two ruffians show up and begin attacking the girl. I start beating them up, and I finally win. But then I get a call from my mom, who starts yelling at me. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice on the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it. On home to Bel-Air!"
last night i had a dream i was late for work and my brother had disembled my dishwasher in my living room so i kicked the shit out of him
plus i wasn't sure how late i was to work because every clock in my house read a different time
and on the way to work i stopped at a coffee house and drank a beer
and then on the drive to work people were shooting off fireworks and hanging american flags because somehow bush had been deposed and there was a new president
I had a dream one time where I was in a woman's prison, and I was the only dude prisoner in there. Only it wasn't sexual at all, it was like that movie The Great Escape where we were plotting to escape. The warden was this dominatrix that had a hard on for keeping me down and the guards were all midget women in skimpy outfits. I keep getting thrown into solitary for brief mounts of time, and spend my days bouncing a baseball off the walls. We finally make our escape via tunnel and go our separate ways, chased by the prison guard/midgets. Me and two of the girls avoid the people searching for us by getting in all these disguises, like a waiter and a ballerina and circus clowns. We finally get to this dock with a pirate ship on it. We get on board, sexy police in hot pursuit, and I'm sailing away....
set an open course for the virgin sea
Ive got to be free, free to face the life thats ahead of me
On board, I'm the captain, so climb aboard
Well search for tomorrow on every shore
And I'll try, oh lord, I'll try
to caaaaaaarry on
Then we bone
You're a lesbian trapped in the body of a man. You are afraid of being found out, as the midget guards (who represent your fear of authority yet you also do not understand how it is powerful enough to keep you down). The basketball represents you 'playing the game' with yourself as you try to convince yourself that your predicament is only temporary. Later on, once you've broken free, the costumes represent the new personas you wish to take on to fit in with lesbian society. As a waiter and other roles you want to serve people and be accepted. The pirate ship in the end signifies your escape from all laws and restrictions while both the women you escape with represent your inner self and the boning represents how no matter how big a lesbo you are you'll always want to come back for the cock now and again.
i wasn't even trying. You should have heard my college buddies and I deconstruct Disney movies a few years ago. Here's a preview: Peter Pan is a child pimp.
i wasn't even trying. You should have heard my college buddies and I deconstruct Disney movies a few years ago. Here's a preview: Peter Pan is a child pimp.
"hilariously" enough i can never remember my dreams
except for this one that was a normal day, only, william shatner was dead
that was it
Seeing as Shatner is probably the pinacle of heterosexuality, he probably represents your straight side. He dies, therefore it represents the death of your straightness.
Someone else post. I want to give it another go. I'm gonna rip someone out of the closet so hard their tongue-stud will fly out and land in a scented candle.
to be quite honest, i have a very annoying "recurring" dream.
this dream is in fact very related to my state of mind when i go to bed.
if i have something important that i have to do the next day (first day of school, interview, new job, ect)
my dream that night will invariably be that i wake up at 5:00 pm ( or some other strange hour) and i will be terribly late. i go to get my keys, and they are either broken or intageble(i.e. they phase out of my pocket), so i go out to my car to see if i have a spare set in there, and the tires are gone, or the engine is missing.
so i awake 2 to 3 hours before my alarm goes off in a cold sweat thinking "fuck im SO late"
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I had a dream. I was leaving to go to school (at like 2 o'clock, what the fuck) and found out there was a war going on between aliens and AOL (what the fuck). So we all looked up and, sure enough, there were spaceships fighting spaceships. Someone (I don't know who) said, "Well at least we can see this war."
Then I was running down the street with my cousins and saw a sign that said they needed recruits because the aliens were fucking them up. My cousins got in their car, but my aunt and uncle wouldn't let me in. So I ran back to my house which apparently turned into the AOL offices (what the fuck)
Then everything was normal until some seemingly dead AOL guy unsnapped his neck and got up and then all the dead AOL people got up and for some reason I got really freaked out by this and woke up.
I was sitting there in that weird state; the one when you wake up, but you haven't opened your eyes yet so you could still go back to sleep and pick up right where you left off, and I thought "fuck that", and I opened my eyes and then went back to sleep.
i'm pretty sure it was caused by drinking kool-aid and looking at Redeemer's Silent Hill gifs
I dreamt WoW had become totally immersive and we were all (by the thousands) in tubes hooed up like the matrix. Anyway, Im grouping with a dude and a hot chick (both human) on an instance run. For some reason the instance is just a giant cardboard maze of epic proportions. As soo nas we enter the girl and I go off to the side and decide to bone, but the dude keeps following us and making it awkward! (btw I should probly mention the duct tape dildos decorating dead ends ). So the chick and I hit a dead end and lose the dude. But he calls GMs reporting us lost. We watch from a slit in the cardboard as he explains the situation to the GMs who are taking it down on paper. I think whatev and get down to bussiness but the GMs find us! Damn! So we get hearthed and I try to get us to another instance but I cant enable the group funtion for some reason...So I watch the news and look at modelveiwer. Some awesome epic mounts in my dream world WoW, like a giant elemental sea horse with armor and teeth! Rargh!
I played a character named Returned up to like level 29.
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The other day I dreamed that I was part of a team of people who hunted aliens. The problem was that the aliens looked just like normal people, and the only way I could tell they were aliens was that every five minutes or so they were compelled to bust out into "WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOOWWWWWN" and then I knew to shoot them in the head with my laser gun.
i had a dream once that a t-rex was living in the house next to my grandma's in a 3 floor building, i have no idea why, but it was pretty cool at the time, then i woke up.
The other day I dreamed that I was part of a team of people who hunted aliens. The problem was that the aliens looked just like normal people, and the only way I could tell they were aliens was that every five minutes or so they were compelled to bust out into "WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOOWWWWWN" and then I knew to shoot them in the head with my laser gun.
While this does conjure a hilarious vision of a mall full of these "Funky mothers from outer-space" I am for the most part un-entertained.
The other day I dreamed that I was part of a team of people who hunted aliens. The problem was that the aliens looked just like normal people, and the only way I could tell they were aliens was that every five minutes or so they were compelled to bust out into "WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOOWWWWWN" and then I knew to shoot them in the head with my laser gun.
While this does conjure a hilarious vision of a mall full of these "Funky mothers from outer-space" I am for the most part un-entertained.
The other day I dreamed that I was part of a team of people who hunted aliens. The problem was that the aliens looked just like normal people, and the only way I could tell they were aliens was that every five minutes or so they were compelled to bust out into "WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO FUNKYTOOWWWWWN" and then I knew to shoot them in the head with my laser gun.
While this does conjure a hilarious vision of a mall full of these "Funky mothers from outer-space" I am for the most part un-entertained.
Great, now I'll never be popular.
Well I guess you could be the prison bitch of someone who is.
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plus i wasn't sure how late i was to work because every clock in my house read a different time
and on the way to work i stopped at a coffee house and drank a beer
and then on the drive to work people were shooting off fireworks and hanging american flags because somehow bush had been deposed and there was a new president
i could see it
blah blah newsletter etc etc
Seeing as Shatner is probably the pinacle of heterosexuality, he probably represents your straight side. He dies, therefore it represents the death of your straightness.
You've caught gay. Happy?
this dream is in fact very related to my state of mind when i go to bed.
if i have something important that i have to do the next day (first day of school, interview, new job, ect)
my dream that night will invariably be that i wake up at 5:00 pm ( or some other strange hour) and i will be terribly late. i go to get my keys, and they are either broken or intageble(i.e. they phase out of my pocket), so i go out to my car to see if i have a spare set in there, and the tires are gone, or the engine is missing.
so i awake 2 to 3 hours before my alarm goes off in a cold sweat thinking "fuck im SO late"
i'm pretty sure it was caused by drinking kool-aid and looking at Redeemer's Silent Hill gifs
I dreamt WoW had become totally immersive and we were all (by the thousands) in tubes hooed up like the matrix. Anyway, Im grouping with a dude and a hot chick (both human) on an instance run. For some reason the instance is just a giant cardboard maze of epic proportions. As soo nas we enter the girl and I go off to the side and decide to bone, but the dude keeps following us and making it awkward! (btw I should probly mention the duct tape dildos decorating dead ends
And that's a bout it. So doc? Have I caught it?
Wrong. The repetitive boning was.
the repetitive boning you did in WoW
Now he gets it. :roll:
No no you're mixing up the characters.
There was a chick
And there was a dude
No Chudes and no Dicks
You didn't have a dick? Uh Oh! Call the men in white coats people we've got a doozie.
you understand
thanks, vlad
I played a character named Returned up to like level 29.
While this does conjure a hilarious vision of a mall full of these "Funky mothers from outer-space" I am for the most part un-entertained.
I do what I can, sir.
Well I guess you could be the prison bitch of someone who is.