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the everyone ever job thread
Orikaeshigitae
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everyone gets jobs
all the jobs are filled at the conclusion of this thread
all the jobs are filled at the conclusion of this thread
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Hmm...
want this job so fucking bad
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
What's Shoe doing later today?
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
but I could use a place to live please
Also I hope I get the geek squad position I applied for. So sick of being a cashier in red.
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I feel your pain. Currently looking for a condo/townhome thingie in an area where home prices are kinda ridiculous and it is frustrating and discouraging and I hate it. Abloo bloo bloo
You could be Travis Bickle From Taxi Driver for a living
suuuch an easy job, 12-8 everyday
hope i get iit
Everybody gets a job
I would never be able to stop laughing. Ever.
It would make driving with you in the car dangerous, you might have to steer.
I didn't smoke pot for two whole years in case I got an interview with CSE.
Wasted time, man. Don't live in regret. You shave your head right now.
That or the Manager of Milfs?
Coran Attack!
I have to move on May fucking 31st. Nobody rents for May 31st, it's all June 1st. So god damn ridiculous.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Get a Uhaul for 48 hours and park it at a friends.
I like reading and playing with cool gadgets mostly
what should I do
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1. Got fish, they don't like living in uhauls
2. dont wanna pay for a uhaul
3. parking a uhaul in vancouver is impastabowl
But yeah, gonna end up doing something similar if I can't avoid it. Uggh.
I could either do the responsible thing and test the crap out of this thing until the deadline or sit back and do nothing for three weeks.
Hmm.
If you end up having to get one, check into reserving one ahead of time. It is awful to need one that day and they are all rented already.
Jobs, man.
The visual effects industry is hell manifest. Recommend me a new career, on the (good to off) chance that I'll be in Vancouver next year.
The irony being that Vancouver is a swell place for visual effects.
It's tough to break into, but once you get your foot in the door it's good money.
I have a M.P.A, English degree, and lots of technical know-how and am a badass at software, data entry, etc
i can build computers, make press releases, and change diapers, as well as all kinds of other handy shit Heinlein never put on his all-encompassing list.
My wife's job is terrible and is slowly draining her will to live, and I need to pick up the slack. I would offer actual tangible rewards to someone that helped in the eventual finding of a position worth having, and I'm at this point ok with driving quite a bit to get to it.
resume here (stalk me, whatever):
674 Chapman Street llocke@gmail.com
Edwardsville, IL 62025 618.444.2425
Education
Master of Public Administration
Southern Illinois University Edwardsville - May 2009
Bachelor of Arts in English
University of Missouri, St. Louis - May 2004
Work Experience
Graduate Assistant, Academic Marketing
Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, September 2008 – May 2009
• Maintain records on prospective students via Enrollment Management Software (EMT)
• Update old and create new websites for Admissions with Dreamweaver, using HTML and JavaScript
• Develop, proof, and coordinate the delivery of mass-email documents with Word, Excel, Access, and Outlook
Graduate Assistant, Kimmel Leadership Center
Southern Illinois University Edwardsville, August 2007- June 2008
• Maintain records about officers, contact information, and annual certifications for 200 student organizations
• Act as liaison between student organizations and KLC staff by telephone, email, and committee meetings
• Proof, update, and coordinate the delivery of annual documents for mass-postage mailings
Residence Hall Director
McKendree College August, 2006 – June 2007
• Responsible for seven apartment- style buildings of 350 residents, seven resident assistants
• Process judicial matters for residents; assign sanctions for low to mid-tier infractions
• Advise resident assistants in program planning and implementation for monthly student development
Residence Counselor
Illinois Math and Science Academy, August 2005 - June 2006
• In-depth student development with a wing of 24 highly gifted students
• Serve as de facto tutor, mentor, and holistic support structure
• Utilize weekly office hours for student availability and administrative task completion
Residence Hall Director
University of Saint Francis Residential Life, July 2004 to May 2005
• Supervise 110 residents and 3 resident assistants in a newly-opened, apartment-style complex
• Revitalize a struggling Residence Hall Association by serving as organization’s advisor
• Help establish a positive, collaborative culture in the new residence hall
Help me, Obi-Wan KenobSE++, you're my only hope.
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Holy shit dude. My girlfriend went to IMSA (graduated 2004) and my parents live next to SIU.
Are we interconnected through real life?
Coran Attack!
Do you have:
Male and/or Female Genitalia?
A nose
A mouth
An Anus
under 230 pounds or over 300 pounds in weight?
The ability to buy clothing in the near future if given money?
If you answered yes to 4 or more of these questions, you are qualified!
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