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RADlands In which DE?AD violates men and dismembers children (...ladies)

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Riders of Radlands...

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    [Bro]
    [Kruppe] Stress 0% RAD 0% Tetsuo 0%
    Skills: [Cryokenisis] 60% [Telekenisis] 25% [History] 25%
    Traits: [Battle Sorcerer] 15% [Smart as all hell] 15% [Has a way with the written word] 5%
    [Kind Ol' Sage] 15%[Got a bit of a wizard obsession] -10% [Discordant mind and an exuberant mouth] -5% [Afraid of Big Ol' Hairy Ass Spiders] -5%


    After a pleasant conversation with the crabbot, Kruppe decides to take a nice wander around the camp, looking for the materials Dusty needs. After a time, he comes upon a still functioning Apple II computer, just lying in the middle of the road. What are the odds?

    But when Kruppe picks it it he finds that is not so much a computer, and is more like a spider colony. In his fright, the warlock drops the device spilling the little hellbeasts everywhere. Fortunately, there is a vintage electronics shop across the way. What are the odds! Kruppe runs in, crushing many spiders in the process.

    The store was cool and dark, but thankfully not very large. After about a minute of searching Kruppe found what he was looking for. Hefting the ancient computer, Kruppe makes for the exit. "Mohammad's balls this thing is heavy. Ah floppys. Can never have too many outdated storage devices around." Pocketing the obsolete hardware, Kruppe makes for the door. Good thing too, especially according to the rustleing noises coming from the back of the store. Hey, is that noise getting louder?

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    CyenseCyense Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    URL="http://glossolalia-rpg.pbworks.com/Skiff"]Skiff[/URL[Stress: 0%][RAD 0%]
    [Skills: Primitive Fighting 70%, Predatory Instinct 50%]
    [Traits: Amphibious Terror 10%, Sword Arms 15%, Feral Senses 10%,
    Inhumanly Quick (1)0%, Unnerving -5%, Little Human Empathy -5%, Ain't got Hands -10%]


    Skiff returns to the deserted Palomar with the Alpha Wolf and whoever else so chooses to follow. For hours, Skiff works quietly but for grunts and nods and an occasional spare word, sprinting with an apparently tireless speed wherever directed, utilizing his lethally sharp sword-limbs to dismember, dismantle, and deconstruct where required, as well as lifting and carrying anything he can manage without the use of hands. As an impressive stock of useful scrap and machinery builds, the only sign of any possible fatigue on Skiff's part is the sweat forming on his mutant brow.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Reposting my action for the new thread:

    The Bro Stress: ??? RAD : ??? BS: ???
    Human
    Skills: Political Theory: 30% Peace Activism: 70% Bowling: 10%
    Traits: Talks Like a Fucking Moron: -10% Kind of Sexy In Spite of Being a Slob: 10% Met a Lot of People In His Younger Days: 15% Takin' It Easy for All of Us Sinners: 15%


    "Fuck. You."

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Haha, I actually kinda like idea of a simple, shoddy yellow smiley.

    Worked for Watchmen :)

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I just think knights doesn't fit for us

    we're too ragtag to be called knights

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Yup.

    I think the point is you guys are too ragtag to be anything like a Crew or Order or anything.

    All I can think of is a gang.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    A band of merry men?

    e: Crew seems like it could work, we've already done something like that on two of our missions

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I, personally, prefer "Horde"

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That's pretty good.

    Legionnaire.

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    TEG

    The Earth Gang.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Guys Against You

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Crimson Horde
    Crimson Wasters
    Bad News Bears
    Flaming legion
    Crimson storm

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    NeoToma wrote: »
    Crimson Horde

    ooh

    I like

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That sure does sound like a group of heroes.

    Oh wait.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Court of the Ocean King

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That sure does sound like a group of heroes.

    Oh wait.

    Man, my character literally wants to conquer the world.

    He wants to do it for the right reasons, but still.

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Though chet will go along with anything

    he doesn't really care

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    That sure does sound like a group of heroes.

    Oh wait.

    Hey we aren't all heroes. Some are Anti-Heros or Villian Protaganists.

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Now I want to name Makali the Grand Cipher of the Emerald Legion.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I do like Legion for the BPs.

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    CheeselikerCheeseliker Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    BPK's.

    Black Plastic Killers.

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    CyenseCyense Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Chirp and Some Other Dudes. That's my vote.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    We could always do a lime goldfish for the flag

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I hope DE?AD's not waiting on you guys to finish your montage before doing an update.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Who are we waiting on. Someone go collect the fresh produce!

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Also Squall or one of the other Tinkers, can we have a montage shot of getting the flatbed truck up and running

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Jimothy and chet haven't done anything yet

    but de?ad doesn't normally update til later so they got time

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    iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I've got a character page up on the wiki now.

    Still working on background and flavor text for him so it's just the stats, which are still waiting on final approval from DE?AD.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Something with wasters at the end would be pretty cool

    Doesn't really imply an 'alignment' so to speak

    Also if someone could help me with Jim while I'm online, that would be great

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Who cares about the bro mission. Crisis averted, man down, it's over whatever.

    What everyone all really want to know is if this the round Dan and Syd get knocked out. They are fighting a forest full of black plastic monsters! Stress is rising and death lurks around every corner!

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    No what everyone really wants to know is if The Bro is really dead and if it's time for Cobalt Steele to begin his incredible RADemon adventure.

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    DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What do you have so far tommy?

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Post what you got Tommy.

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    NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm reqally think not having a social skill is gonna hurt Syd's ability to gain a following. If you kill a dude and take his colony, but are unlikeable and a huge bitch motherfuckers are just gonna revolt againt you. Hrrrm.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    No what everyone really wants to know is if The Bro is really dead and if it's time for Cobalt Steele to begin his incredible RADemon adventure.

    just sit tight, man

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I want to know that too, Speed.

    Although you're probably going to want to redesign Cobalt Steele a bit, because I have no idea how RADaemon Fighting would really work as a combat skill.

    (Child Mutant Brute)

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    Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Army of the Apocalypse?

    Warriors of the Wastes?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    RADLanders

    we can only die through decapitation

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