Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

Answers

Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is loveRegistered User regular
edited May 2010 in Social Entropy++
Here is a list of questions

if you care to, quote and answer any of them to the best of your ability

obviously it would take an extended period to answer all of them so i wouldn't bother doing that

these are intentionally simplistic and subjective to allow for very open ended answers



What makes an object beautiful?

What do you aspire to? Why?

Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism?

What is the most defining characteristic of yourself? Why?

Is morality simple or complex? Why?

How do you perceive yourself?

Do you feel in control of your life? Why or why not?

What makes a sound beautiful or ugly?

Is law a decent facsimile of morality? Why?

What makes something significant?

Is your existence good? Why or why not?

Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
Mr. Henry Bemis on
«134567…23

Posts

  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Forward this thread to all your friends and your wish will come true!

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    soundwaves are beautiful/ugly?

    like the actual up/down representation of a soundwave?

    Raneados on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    my defining characteristic is that i am a priest of the temple of syrinx

    Faricazy on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    What makes an object beautiful?


    What makes a soundwave beautiful or ugly?


    What makes something significant?

    you

    Seriously on
  • .avi.avi regular
    edited May 2010
    first post

    .avi on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Bemis are you subtly using us to do your H/W?

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm such a sucker, I'm gonna end up answering most of these

    Dichotomy on
    0BnD8l3.gif
  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Here is a list of questions

    if you care to, quote and answer any of them to the best of your ability

    obviously it would take an extended period to answer all of them so i wouldn't bother doing that

    these are intentionally simplistic and subjective to allow for very open ended answers



    What makes an object beautiful?

    Its simplicity and elegance.


    What do you aspire to? Why?

    I aspire to take in and understand as much as possible. To experience everything I can in this life.


    Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism?

    I still have not decided on that one.



    That's all I felt like answering.

    Fandeathis on
    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    Who let the dogs out?

    Garlic Bread on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What makes an object beautiful? meaning

    What do you aspire to? Why? peace. because turmoil sucks

    Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism? sure, but I can't define it

    What is the most defining characteristic of yourself? Why? my questioning nature. because assuming you're correct is always a bad idea.

    Is morality simple or complex? Why? it's simple for me, because I feel like everyone should treat people like they would like to be treated

    How do you perceive yourself? insecure, but funny

    Do you feel in control of your life? Why or why not? kind of, but not always, I'm affected by decisions other people make all the time

    What makes a soundwave beautiful or ugly? the gold detailing on the cassette door

    Is law a decent facsimile of morality? Why? sometimes. sometimes law is defined by the immoral.

    What makes something significant? remembrance

    Is your existence good? Why or why not? sure. because I care about people and they care about me

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2010
    What makes an object beautiful?
    if i can fuck it

    What do you aspire to? Why?
    to be a boss. cause.

    Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism?
    no, i am a no-clothes empiricist ONLY

    What is the most defining characteristic of yourself? Why?
    my dick, cause it's so huge

    Is morality simple or complex? Why?
    morality is the opposite of what i do to your mother

    How do you perceive yourself?
    as a boss
    Do you feel in control of your life? Why or why not?
    yes


    What makes something significant?
    if you can fuck it
    Is your existence good? Why or why not?
    hell yes

    Kusuguttai on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    simple answers to hard questions

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Bemis are you subtly using us to do your H/W?

    Help and Wadvice

    Raneados on
  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    this is the wrong place to ask these kind of questions

    Macera on
    xet8c.gif
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    there's no wrong place or time to ask questions

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    im gay

    L|ama on
    FlIet.jpg
    kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What makes an object beautiful? Tits

    What do you aspire to? Why? Tits

    Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism? Tits

    What is the most defining characteristic of yourself? Why? My Tits

    Is morality simple or complex? Why? Simply Tits.

    How do you perceive yourself? The Tits.

    Do you feel in control of your life? Why or why not? Tits control everything

    What makes a soundwave beautiful or ugly? Soundwave had a cassette tape thing in his chest. That's pretty much as close to Tits as a transformer is gonna get.

    Is law a decent facsimile of morality? Why? The only law is 'Get Them Tits'

    What makes something significant? Does it have Tits?

    Is your existence good? Why or why not? I got me Tits, what do you think?

    Nogs on
    rotate.jpg
    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast! Satan look here!
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    soundwaves are beautiful/ugly?

    like the actual up/down representation of a soundwave?
    ...




    yeah, you parsed that one out

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    Bemis are you subtly using us to do your H/W?

    Help and Wadvice

    I do this sort of thing all the time in my head

    I hear an unfamiliar set of initial or an acronym and I beat at it until it rhymes or shares a cadence with one I already know.

    Seriously on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    What makes an object beautiful?
    titties
    nah seriously i dunno, golden ratio and shit


    What do you aspire to? Why?
    being awesome, scienceing because knowledge ownz


    Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism?
    nope


    What is the most defining characteristic of yourself? Why?
    sometimes I fear that I am too good at caring


    Is morality simple or complex? Why?
    simple, but becomes complicated by our psychology and the need to act quickly in some cases (pushing the fat guy in front of the train to stop it running into a kindegarten etc)


    How do you perceive yourself?
    with a mirror


    Do you feel in control of your life? Why or why not?
    not really


    What makes a soundwave beautiful or ugly?
    harmonics, fourier's theorem


    Is law a decent facsimile of morality? Why?
    no, there is too much compromise between what would be best and what works


    What makes something significant?
    feelings and memories you associate with it


    Is your existence good? Why or why not?
    yes because I enjoy it

    L|ama on
    FlIet.jpg
    kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    soundwaves are beautiful/ugly?

    like the actual up/down representation of a soundwave?
    ...




    yeah, you parsed that one out

    yes?
    it's a weird thing to ask

    "are soundwaves beautiful or ugly?" is just a weird question like "how does this music smell?"

    Raneados on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    soundwaves are beautiful/ugly?

    like the actual up/down representation of a soundwave?
    ...




    yeah, you parsed that one out

    I think your talking about what makes some music beautiful and other music not?

    simple answer - math.

    #pipe on
    JvTDS.png
    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Beauty is the Being of a being in its Being

    Centipede Damascus on
    bluesky/tumblr
    eZB497F.jpg
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    just pretend it said sound or make a transformers joke like the rest of us raneados

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Is this for a school project?


    What makes an object beautiful?

    It makes someone happy, or makes them think

    What do you aspire to? Why?

    A useful person, because the alternative wouldn't be very fun

    Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism?

    I try not to, but things like wishing for something hard enough that it warps reality to make it so is something I do

    What is the most defining characteristic of yourself? Why?

    Man! I dunno; I'm just another bullshit person.

    Is morality simple or complex? Why?

    Morality is based on goals- the trouble is that most people have very different goals

    How do you perceive yourself?

    see above

    Do you feel in control of your life? Why or why not?

    Yes and no, for several reasons I dont want to go into

    What makes a soundwave beautiful or ugly?

    You mean a sound itself? That's a pretty hard call but an 'ugly' soundwave is probably the kind that causes headaches and is much too high/cacophonous to be enjoyable

    Is law a decent facsimile of morality? Why?

    Well it depends on the country, but generally laws are created with a goal (of maintaining society) so I'm saying yes

    What makes something significant?

    Aaaahm, I'm still coming out of my teenage LOLNIHILISM phase so thats really hard for me to answer

    Is your existence good? Why or why not?

    I left more people better off than worse, I think, so I'm going with 'Okay'

    mensch-o-matic on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    soundwaves are beautiful/ugly?

    like the actual up/down representation of a soundwave?
    ...




    yeah, you parsed that one out

    yes?
    it's a weird thing to ask

    "are soundwaves beautiful or ugly?" is just a weird question like "how does this music smell?"

    Suitably complex, I hope

    Seriously on
  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Here is a list of questions

    if you care to, quote and answer any of them to the best of your ability

    obviously it would take an extended period to answer all of them so i wouldn't bother doing that

    these are intentionally simplistic and subjective to allow for very open ended answers



    What makes an object beautiful?
    Grace. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm guessing echoes of natural/biological forms.

    What do you aspire to? Why?
    I want to be a good scientist and be kind to people close to me and contribute to my community.

    Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism?

    Nope.

    What is the most defining characteristic of yourself? Why?
    Earnestness. Sometimes it's my worst flaw. Sometimes it allows me to recognize when something is genuinely good. Whatever else, I'm not an ironic douchebag.

    Is morality simple or complex? Why?
    Incredibly complex and difficult. I'm working on it.

    How do you perceive yourself?
    Mousy little oddball.

    Do you feel in control of your life? Why or why not?
    At the moment, yes; my dreams are pretty much coming true.

    What makes a soundwave beautiful or ugly?
    To me and the rest of the West, the octatonic scale. Or the Phrygian mode, in my case, cause I roll like that.

    Is law a decent facsimile of morality? Why?
    Not when they kill puppies and shoot into houses with children for drug possession.

    What makes something significant?
    ???

    Is your existence good? Why or why not?
    I think so. I have a chance to be valuable.

    celandine on
    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    what if the waveform is in the shape of tits

    Faricazy on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    why would you say soundwave

    why not just say music

    but that's basically the same thing as "why do you like _____"

    it's a weird way to ask something that confused me

    Raneados on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    What is this hippy-dippy new-age pseudo-deep faux-introspective crap

    Ubik on
    l8e1peic77w3.jpg

  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    soundwaves are beautiful/ugly?

    like the actual up/down representation of a soundwave?
    ...




    yeah, you parsed that one out

    yes?
    it's a weird thing to ask

    "are soundwaves beautiful or ugly?" is just a weird question like "how does this music smell?"
    i was kidding

    music and hearing in general were the concepts referenced

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Here is a list of questions

    if you care to, quote and answer any of them to the best of your ability

    obviously it would take an extended period to answer all of them so i wouldn't bother doing that

    these are intentionally simplistic and subjective to allow for very open ended answers


    What makes an object beautiful?

    You have to define it, which makes almost anything beautiful in my opinion

    What do you aspire to? Why?

    Other than the easiest of aspirations, most of my goals fall flat, so i have stopped aspiring and instead take things as they come

    Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism?

    Unless i have evidence otherwise, no

    What is the most defining characteristic of yourself? Why?

    Any defining characteristics of mine tend to change based on the situation

    Is morality simple or complex? Why?

    Rather, why should we relegate something so fundamentally undecided to such simple terms

    How do you perceive yourself?

    Even when I am depressed, i feel hopeful for a time when things will become "better". so i think of myself as situationally pessimistic, but more optimistic when it comes to "big decisions"

    Do you feel in control of your life? Why or why not?

    Sometimes i do, sometimes i don't. it depends on when you ask me

    What makes a soundwave beautiful or ugly?

    Oh come on

    Is law a decent facsimile of morality? Why?

    Given the right circumstances and choices, the law can serve as a decent "working model" of an overall cultural morality

    What makes something significant?

    Anything that renders it as a memorable event or object in a person's memory

    Is your existence good? Why or why not?

    You have to define "good"

    Snowbeat on
    Q1e6oi8.gif
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    soundwaves are beautiful/ugly?

    like the actual up/down representation of a soundwave?
    ...




    yeah, you parsed that one out

    yes?
    it's a weird thing to ask

    "are soundwaves beautiful or ugly?" is just a weird question like "how does this music smell?"
    i was kidding

    music and hearing in general were the concepts referenced

    kidding about what?

    just ask your question upfront, man

    be as straight and as simple as possible at all times

    Raneados on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I don't see what you did there

    Seriously on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Define teenager

    rkelly_hiphopourway.jpg

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The answer to all of these is Fried Green Tomatoes.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    robot this is not the simpsons thread

    Kuribo's Shoe on
    xmassig2.gif
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    robot this is not the simpsons thread

    kc-buttsound.jpg

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    no, it's not for a school project

    call it observation

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    What makes an object beautiful?
    Alignment, Balance, Contrast, Repetition, Hierarchy

    What do you aspire to? Why?
    I aspire to be a great husband and father. Because making other people happy makes me happy.

    Do you believe in something beyond naked empiricism?
    Not enough data for a meaningful response

    What is the most defining characteristic of yourself? Why?
    beard

    Is morality simple or complex? Why?
    what shoe said

    How do you perceive yourself?
    negatively

    Do you feel in control of your life? Why or why not?
    Yes I do. Completely in control. And I'm a bad driver.

    What makes a soundwave beautiful or ugly?
    Math. Consonence of tone, balance of harmony, motion of rhythm. It's all math.

    Is law a decent facsimile of morality? Why?
    Unrelated. Law should be designed to keep society from self destruction regardless of morality.

    What makes something significant?
    emotion

    Is your existence good? Why or why not?
    I'd rather this than not knowing.

    #pipe on
    JvTDS.png
    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Sign In or Register to comment.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++