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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tell me what you think about Ed Murrow.


    Because he told me that you're a shitfucker.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Communism is retarded and self-contradictory on a conceptual level. After a critical reading, it doesn't even make sense on paper.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pancakes are indeed an all-American breakfast.
    I see that the Communist problem has been solved for now.

    All you need to do is call me, and I'll be here.

    Or if anyone mentions Communism in a positive sense.

    fagbugfinalyh7sz2.png

    There's your queen bee.

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    Joseph McCarthyJoseph McCarthy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Orestes: Probably.
    The_Cheese: Try asking him again. Oh wait, you can't, I had the CIA take him away in a van with tinted windows.

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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    But what do you say to allegations of your shit-fucking activities?

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Communism is retarded and self-contradictory on a conceptual level. After a critical reading, it doesn't even make sense on paper.
    Conceptual, on paper, etc.

    In practice, it's brilliant.

    (Har har.)

    Slow internet connections that prevent me from playing GW aside, China did manage to pull 400 million people out of poverty in the space of 50 years.

    But I won't get into that (mostly because I hate everything about D&D).

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    We need to get rid of all of these civil rights all over the place too, while we're at it.

    What have they ever done for anyone? Embolden the terrorists, that's what. Thanks a lot, Founding Fathers.

    Back then people had to take whatever leaders gave to them, but now in the swanky, sophisticated 21st century, we have coke-addicted plutocrat Yale graduates to determine our glorious future.

    Our future lies in surrendering all that we are fighting for to massive, monolithic government agencies and heartless multi-national corporations.

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    Joseph McCarthyJoseph McCarthy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The_Cheese wrote:
    But what do you say to allegations of your shit-fucking activities?
    It's unfounded, baseless tripe.

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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The_Cheese wrote:
    But what do you say to allegations of your shit-fucking activities?
    It's unfounded, baseless tripe.
    Thank god.

    The Liberal pinko media will still spin this.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    i can not believe you guys were so retarded McCarthy had to correct you

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    and me with my red shirt on

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    Karl MarxKarl Marx Registered User new member
    edited January 2007
    Hey guys, what'd I miss?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    That was terrible, get off the fucking stage

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That was pretty poorly conceived.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    Communism is retarded and self-contradictory on a conceptual level. After a critical reading, it doesn't even make sense on paper.
    Conceptual, on paper, etc.

    In practice, it's brilliant.

    (Har har.)

    Slow internet connections that prevent me from playing GW aside, China did manage to pull 400 million people out of poverty in the space of 50 years.

    But I won't get into that (mostly because I hate everything about D&D).

    Uh, yeah, sure, but...China sucks.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    say that to their faces, defender

    their millions and millions of faces

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I try not to say bad things about China.

    Mostly because in twenty years, they're going to eat us all alive.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    say that to their faces, defender

    their millions and millions of faces

    One billion faces, each one skilled in the ancient arts of chicken fried rice, explosives, railroad construction, tailoring, dry cleaning, and of course, Shaolin temple boxing.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    God help us all.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    say that to their faces, defender

    their millions and millions of faces
    well, they usually just send out a couple guys with a series of mirrors

    you really can't tell the difference

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    say that to their faces, defender

    their millions and millions of faces

    One billion faces, each one skilled in the ancient arts of chicken fried rice, explosives, railroad construction, tailoring, dry cleaning, and of course, Shaolin temple boxing.
    Okay.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    say that to their faces, defender

    their millions and millions of faces
    well, they usually just send out a couple guys with a series of mirrors

    you really can't tell the difference

    Plus they fight you one at a time, and they are really shitty fighters, so it's more of an endurance challenge than anything else.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Could you guys not say so much bad stuff about China?

    I plan to buy some extra organs out of their prison system. Just in case, you know?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i'm pretty sure i just hit my peak of racism jokes
    i mean...i felt bad posting that

    i'm a poor SE poster :(

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    Edward R. MurrowEdward R. Murrow Registered User new member
    edited January 2007
    We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven by fear into an age of unreason if we dig deep in our history and doctrine and remember that we are not descended from fearful men, not from men who feared to write, to speak, to associate and to defend causes which were for the moment unpopular. We can deny our heritage and our history, but we cannot escape responsibility for the result. There is no way for a citizen of the Republic to abdicate his responsibility.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Alts ruined thread.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    potatoe wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    say that to their faces, defender

    their millions and millions of faces
    well, they usually just send out a couple guys with a series of mirrors

    you really can't tell the difference

    Plus they fight you one at a time, and they are really shitty fighters, so it's more of an endurance challenge than anything else.

    basically it's a matter of how many four foot dudes can you throw at other four foot dudes until you realize it is a lost cause

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Vivixenne wrote:
    Alts ruined thread.
    No, Karl Marx ruined it.

    Then Ed showed up because he couldn't take a hint.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Great. Let's just get Capote in here and have a trifecta of retarded.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I had to check to see if I said they had one billion feces by accident. Instead of faces. Fortunately, I did not.

    Oh my god how much human fecal matter must China produce in a year? Oh Jesus.

    If you shit 16 oz (1 pound) per day, you shit 365 pounds per year. China has over a billion people, so...wow. Hundreds of billions of pounds of fecal matter escape from the collective buttcracks of the Chinese people each year.

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    KongKong Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If I see Chairman Mao I will shoot every single one of you

    you foooooooooooooooooooooool

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    If you shit 16 oz (1 pound) per day, you shit 365 pounds per year. China has over a billion people, so...wow. Hundreds of billions of pounds of fecal matter escape from the collective buttcracks of the Chinese people each year.
    Not this again.

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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    If you shit 16 oz (1 pound) per day, you shit 365 pounds per year. China has over a billion people, so...wow. Hundreds of billions of pounds of fecal matter escape from the collective buttcracks of the Chinese people each year.
    Not this again.

    What do you mean "again"? I don't recall ever doing this in the past, and I don't recall anyone else doing it.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007

    As of right now, that account has no posts and it's about three minutes old. How did you find it?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    because, you know, if you work hard, and play by the rules, you're bound to become rich and wealthy, and then you don't have to work anymore, and then you can hire accountants to find shady loopholes so you don't have to pay taxes, and then the president will cut the taxes you do manage to spend, and fund it by taking the money away from anything that would help anybody, because HELP IS FOR PUSSIES. AND THEN, WE'LL REPEAL THE ESTATE TAX, SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, ALL THE MONEY YOU MADE JUST FOR HAVING MONEY WON'T GET TAXED, BECAUSE GODDAMN, THAT MIGHT FEED A STARVING CRACK BABY WHO DIDN'T FUCKING ASK TO BE BORN, BUT SINCE ABORTION AND ADVOCATING ANYTHING BUT ABSTINENCE IS GENERALLY FROWNED UPON, ANOTHER FILTHY LEECH HAS BEEN BORN, AND THE RICH SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PAY FOR HER TO STAY ALIVE, SHE CAN DIE NOW THAT SHE'S BEEN FUCKING BORN

    I HATE YOU ALL

    ha

    guess what, buy a house, pay taxes out the ass when you buy it, when you make your payments, and 2 times a year

    get a $30,000 bonus and have 30% of it taxed,

    have things you worked for stripped away from you by the government, who skims money off the top and feeds it to the bottom,

    be a productive member of society, DO something about what you seem to care so vehemently about instead of whining about the state of things, and thinking that running away to some utopia will make life better.

    then you're allowed to talk like this. Let's not forget you're posting from a computer, and the internet, neither of which are essentials and are very much luxuries that you are enjoying very much.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's a well known fact that there are only two chapters in the Defender playbook, those being:
    1) Non-stop Debate
    2) Poop

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