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Jonah Hex: Terribly bad or Awesomely bad?

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I'm reading about Hex on wikipedia because I don't know much about the character

    I love that the way he goes out is by getting shot during an otherwise routine card game

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Knight and Day is probably the dumbest title for a movie ever

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    look i want a hex film so fuck you

    but you don't want this one

    look this is the only film about jonah hex anybody's ever going to make ever, and i am a ridiculously huge jonah hex fan so

    There's an animated short on the upcoming Batman: Under the Red Hood DVD

    http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=755

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm reading about Hex on wikipedia because I don't know much about the character

    I love that the way he goes out is by getting shot during an otherwise routine card game
    His corpse was stolen, stuffed, mounted, and dressed in a ridiculous singing cowboy costume, then put on display in a traveling circus.

    what

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    look i want a hex film so fuck you

    but you don't want this one

    look this is the only film about jonah hex anybody's ever going to make ever, and i am a ridiculously huge jonah hex fan so

    There's an animated short on the upcoming Batman: Under the Red Hood DVD

    http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=755

    hey that actually looks pretty good

    okay then

    fuck this movie!

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Knight and Day is probably the dumbest title for a movie ever

    they showed a trailer for that and then Killers right after it

    my friend was like "Did you like the trailer you just saw? Here's the same movie again with different actors!"

    hollywood

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    but why jonah hex

    I've wondered that myself. DC has done so many Batman and Superman movies that it is kind of cool to see ANYTHING different, but Jonah Hex? When you google search "dc comic characters" you get people like Flash, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman (Robin Sparkles), Green Arrow, Aquaman, Red Tornado, Ethan Hawkeman, etc.

    I didn't even bother googling Jonah Hex but I am certain that half of the results will be the Jonas Brothers

    not "why a jonah hex movie"

    jonah hex is awesome and could make for a great movie

    why turn jonah hex into van helsing 2

    yes exactly

    My first thought was, why did they fuck Jonah Hex with the rotten cock of Van Helsing?

    Why did they have to throw mysticism into it?

    Why couldn't he just be a badass bounty hunter with a fucked up face?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm reading about Hex on wikipedia because I don't know much about the character

    I love that the way he goes out is by getting shot during an otherwise routine card game
    His corpse was stolen, stuffed, mounted, and dressed in a ridiculous singing cowboy costume, then put on display in a traveling circus.

    what

    look some dudes go out in a blaze of glory but not all dudes, that would be unrealistic

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    there is really no goddamn fucking way on earth this is going to be remotely good

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    It's a shame to.

    It doesn't look that hard to make a good movie out of the source material.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited May 2010
    when was the last time someone made a rad western

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    so disappointing

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    like, is his name Knight and her name Day?
    if that's the case, does that make it more or less awful?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    when was the last time someone made a rad western

    1991

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    that must be when unforgiven came out

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    fuck my life i missed solomon kane

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    fuck my life i missed solomon kane

    I hear there wasn't much to miss

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    when was the last time someone made a rad western

    The Proposition was decent.

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    fuck my life i missed solomon kane

    I hear there wasn't much to miss

    It was all origin story.

    I was dissapointed.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    FUCK ITS NOT EVEN OUT ON DVD

    HOW DID I FALL SO BEHIND FUCK EVERYTHING

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    when was the last time someone made a rad western

    1991

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzNnCK5cd8Q

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2010
    you can fastforward to any part in any western movie and know exactly what's going on, and have not missed a thing

    it's a trait exclusive to that genre

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Agent Vesago wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    fuck my life i missed solomon kane

    I hear there wasn't much to miss

    It was all origin story.

    I was dissapointed.

    I'm really getting tired of origin stories

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    fuck my life i missed solomon kane

    I hear there wasn't much to miss


    they could have played the trailers back to back and i would have been happy as long as i got to see it in theatres!

    goddamnit toplessrobot you have failed me for the last time

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    did somebody basically just say they shouldn't make a jonah hex film because he's never heard of him

    Nah, I know who Jonah Hex is. But it seems weird that they are doing a movie about him before Wonder Woman. Her vajama is magic.

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Great Silence (1968) was a great western.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    All westerns require the dooey dooey doo, waa waa waa.

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    when was the last time someone made a rad western

    3:10 to Yuma

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    Agent Vesago wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    fuck my life i missed solomon kane

    I hear there wasn't much to miss

    It was all origin story.

    I was dissapointed.

    I'm really getting tired of origin stories

    I don't think Howard ever gave him an origin story, he was just some dude killing supernatural abominations.

    There was a total Sword and the Sorcerer moment where
    He pulls himself off of a crucifix.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    when was the last time someone made a rad western

    firefly

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    another thread where I can say I went to high school with Megan Fox

    can we stop having these already

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    another thread where I can say I went to high school with Megan Fox

    can we stop having these already

    you could be with her right now

    way to blow it

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    who says I'm not

    8-)

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited May 2010
    TMZ

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2010
    DMX

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Agent Vesago wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Agent Vesago wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    fuck my life i missed solomon kane

    I hear there wasn't much to miss

    It was all origin story.

    I was dissapointed.

    I'm really getting tired of origin stories

    I don't think Howard ever gave him an origin story, he was just some dude killing supernatural abominations.

    There was a total Sword and the Sorcerer moment where
    He pulls himself off of a crucifix.

    well that's not retarded at all!

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    ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    when was the last time someone made a rad western

    i remember liking appaloosa

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    GZA

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I love how they took Hex's really cool origin story and turned it into something completely generic and terrible.

    In other news, Prince of Persia was fun.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    smart hero i hope when you make these claims you remember that there is a difference between going to school with someone and going to a school that someone else happened to go to at the same time

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