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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I swear that I read this exact story every single year.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Apparently one out of four men in South Africa admit to raping a woman.

    Also, I found out this week that the story about that pit bull raping that two year old was bullshit.

    The world is that much dimmer.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Isn't that just a diaphragm?

    pretty much

    a diaphragm with teeth

    I've never heard of this before

    not sure how I feel about it, its effectiveness would vary hugely depending on where you were

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My dad is an asshole.

    My first stepdad was an even bigger asshole.

    second stepdad was a slightly smaller asshole.

    Fuck father's day.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also, not to cast aspersions onto Africa, but is a bleeding penis something you want near your vagina in a continent rife with AIDS? I mean, there's got to be a better way to avoid a rape is all I'm saying. Or at least a way that doesn't involve someone leaking bodily fluids all over your body.

    And, another thing, if someone figured out a one-stop way to prevent rape, they would have done it already. I don't think putting a punji pit in your cooze is not the way to go about it.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    these things appear to be more "getting back at rapists" more than actually preventing rape, honestly

    but I will admit to being ignorant as to the facts about rape in South Africa

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my dad and I went to a casino (my first time)

    I lost 5 dollars in slots, and I won 60 dollars in poker. In the tournament he came in 7th and I came in 5th.

    my "I hate toby keith" shirt got some words directed at it

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    My dad is an asshole.

    My first stepdad was an even bigger asshole.

    second stepdad was a slightly smaller asshole.

    Fuck father's day.
    Go write a book about wizards already.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    these things appear to be more "getting back at rapists" more than actually preventing rape, honestly

    but I will admit to being ignorant as to the facts about rape in South Africa
    When I found out about the rape statistics in South Africa, I sent the link to my friend, who reminded me that his old lady was in the country for the summer.

    In hindsight, I probably should have held off on that headline.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    smooth

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Whatever. She was fine and we all learned something about ourselves.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if my dad wasn't a borderline lunatic and an asshole.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Less interesting.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if my dad wasn't a borderline lunatic and an asshole.

    Less interesting.

    <3 you, PI

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    true that

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I like my dad, he is a neat guy

    I would some day like to be a dad

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if my dad wasn't a borderline lunatic and an asshole.

    Less interesting.

    <3 you, PI
    Every time something shitty happens to me, I just think, "Well, it's something to write about."

    With that said, I'm glad I've never had an actual, serious problem in my life.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Apparently one out of four men in South Africa admit to raping a woman.

    Also, I found out this week that the story about that pit bull raping that two year old was bullshit.

    The world is that much dimmer.

    Also three in four South African Men are liars.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wish I could find that gif of that black kid saying "That's racist."

    But I can't.

    So, that joke's out the window.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    My dad is an asshole.

    My first stepdad was an even bigger asshole.

    second stepdad was a slightly smaller asshole.

    Fuck father's day.
    Go write a book about wizards already.

    I'm going to write a book about the Washington Wizards.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i'd probably be a pretty shitty dad

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i got my dad a pen that is also a laser pointer, but also a LED flashlight

    and a case of beer :)

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  • NoquarNoquar Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am a dad to 8 month old identical twin boys. God help the ladies when they're older!
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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You're a lesbian couple?

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  • tastypastrytastypastry Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Noquar wrote: »
    I am a dad to 8 month old identical twin boys. God help the ladies when they're older!
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    aw, babies! they are so sweet!

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also, this thread isn't about root beer at all.

    Mother fuck this thread.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also, this thread isn't about root beer at all.

    Mother fuck this thread.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wish I could find that gif of that black kid saying "That's racist."

    But I can't.

    So, that joke's out the window.

    racist.gif

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I wish I could find that gif of that black kid saying "That's racist."

    But I can't.

    So, that joke's out the window.
    Assuming everyone in South Africa is black is racist.

    I don't discriminate in colour when I am racist about the South Africans.

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  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    So apparently everyone has a dad, huh. Everyone except me. For my whole life when i think of another man being in the house It's feels really odd.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Blaket wrote: »
    I wish I could find that gif of that black kid saying "That's racist."

    But I can't.

    So, that joke's out the window.
    Assuming everyone in South Africa is black is racist.

    I don't discriminate in colour when I am racist about the South Africans.
    A noble endeavor.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    i'd probably be a pretty shitty dad

    Pretty good mom tho'

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  • ElwoodElwood Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    t1 named his kid after me

    it was just a middle name though

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My dad is awesome.

    My step-dad is awesome.

    I am in the show "My 2 Dads".

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    whelp

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  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Also, not to cast aspersions onto Africa, but is a bleeding penis something you want near your vagina in a continent rife with AIDS? I mean, there's got to be a better way to avoid a rape is all I'm saying. Or at least a way that doesn't involve someone leaking bodily fluids all over your body.

    And, another thing, if someone figured out a one-stop way to prevent rape, they would have done it already. I don't think putting a punji pit in your cooze is not the way to go about it.

    The article mentions that it doesn't break the skin. So it's more like sticking your dick in a vice-grip than it is a blender when you're raping someone.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    They say that like there's another way to get off.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    yeah the main question is how would you even pee in that thing

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  • NoquarNoquar Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You're a lesbian couple?

    No. That was just the most handy and recent pic I could find with both boys in it.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The answer is that you don't.

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