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Hey, I may go get my sack chopped on

redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfixRegistered User regular
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
Cause yeah, I'm good on the kids front.

Vasectomy!

(not a musical)

wiki says:
Vasectomy is a minor surgical procedure wherein the vasa deferentia of a man are severed, and then tied/sealed in a manner which prevents sperm from entering the seminal stream (ejaculate)

So, anyone else have their stuff stabbed before? How was it?

Also, I don't have insurance, so I'm going to probably end up paying for it out of pocketl America, fuck yea!

ITT balls.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Not for snipping. Other stuff, yeah.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Are you gonna freeze some of your sperm first? Is that something that people actually do? Is your sperm count even high enough for it to be an issue? If you're sterile you could save so much money

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'm pretty sure im' quite fertile

    had a baby like, 8 months ago

    made him last what.. february ish?
    my flow be fresh

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It seems weird to me that they can reverse them

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    oh hey

    i had my sack sliced before



    testicular torsion aint fun kids.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Here's something I've never understood about the procedure.

    Alright I get that they clip the babytubes and tie them up. But then do your balls just stop producing sperm? What happens with it? I get this comical mental image of a tied up balloon that's still filling up and inflating to infinity and then I start to hurt down there and I feel that can't be right.

    Help me understand, SE++.

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have a son that's a baby:

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    and two stepdaughters

    and the older stepdaughter is sorta-married-but-not-really-cause-she's-gay-and-this-is-IL
    so there's six people living here, depending on the week

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Look your kid in the eye and say "I'm getting my ballsack butchered because I don't want more of you."

    Just as an experiment.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Just remember Red, life finds a way.

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    LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    How many times are you supposed to jerk it before you run dry?

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Seriously though

    Where does the sperm go



    Guys?

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I hope it doesn't find a way, cause i couldn't afford another damn baby

    i love the current one to no end, particularly because now he recently starting saying 'dada' and it's the cutest thing ever. but do i want another? naw,i'm good

    it helps too that he's basically the most difficult baby ever
    most babies sleep like 3-6 hour during the day

    he'll do a couple 30 minute naps if we're lucky
    and he still hasn't slept through the night
    longest he's gone is like 3 hours or so

    speaking of which, bedtime
    45 hr work week ftw

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Linksville wrote: »
    How many times are you supposed to jerk it before you run dry?

    3-4, then its all gone.
    then he has to use elmer's glue

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    Seriously though

    Where does the sperm go



    Guys?

    the aether
    it's made of sperms

    it's where you go during hyperspace

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    MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Just remember Red, life finds a way.

    And by "a way", we mean spores

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i got a vasectomy last october

    it was successful, relatively painless, quick, easy

    and because i am canadian

    completely free

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Nevermind.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    When the vasectomy is complete, sperm cannot exit the body through the penis. Sperm are still produced by the testicles, but they are broken down and absorbed by the body. Much fluid content is absorbed by membranes in the epididymis, and much solid content is broken down by the responding macrophages and re-absorbed via the blood stream. Sperm is matured in the epididymis for about a month once it leaves the testicles.
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Approximately 50% of the sperm produced never make it to the orgasmic stage in a non-vasectomized man.

    Now I kinda wish I didn't know.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quick, someone make Vasectomy! The Musical about redfenix's life!

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Every single face in your avatar looks like its already had one.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    Nevermind.

    Wikipedia wrote:
    Approximately 50% of the sperm produced never make it to the orgasmic stage in a non-vasectomized man.

    Now I kinda wish I didn't know.

    Okay this just means I have to jerk it more. At least make the little guys think they're doing something.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Quick, someone make Vasectomy! The Musical about redfenix's life!

    Clipped!

    Featuring such hits as
    Thought I'd Love Being A Dad
    My Girl Says I Owe Her This For The Delivery
    I Only Have Love For One Of You
    Ow Fuck My Balls


    and of course

    Shootin' Blanks

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    <3 for you

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    FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SimBen wrote: »
    Nevermind.

    Wikipedia wrote:
    Approximately 50% of the sperm produced never make it to the orgasmic stage in a non-vasectomized man.

    Now I kinda wish I didn't know.

    Okay this just means I have to jerk it more. At least make the little guys think they're doing something.

    I am completely and wholeheartedly agree its like half of them are sleeping on the job

    Man do i hate slackers......

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    did you know, not only did i get the vas snipped

    i got a couple of titanium caps installed to make sure the vas doesn't regrow at some future point

    that's right

    i got titanium

    in my balls

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Every single one of you that don't make a baby is a FAGGOT. A damn X-chromosome-bearing PUSSY. LET'S SEE SOME HUSTLE DOWN THERE

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited June 2010
    Do they set off metal-detectors?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    Do they set off metal-detectors?

    nope

    i am 100% sure of this

    i literally walked through a metal detector today on my way back from BC

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Vasectomy is a weird thing for me. I understand the reasoning behind it and why men choose to do so.

    Yet at the same time, I can't grasp the concept of actually wanting to get one done.

    Maybe it's because I want to have as many children as possible.

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    FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Vasectomy is a weird thing for me. I understand the reasoning behind it and why men choose to do so.

    Yet at the same time, I can grasp the concept of actually wanting to get one done.

    Maybe it's because I want to have as many children as possible.

    Man i here your GF isn't up for as many kids as you homie....

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Some of us don't want to fling our seed across the land.

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    I don't want this!!!

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I've managed to avoid making babies so far with fully functional pipework (well, at least I assume it is. I HOPE it is. Oh god.)

    I mean this isn't 45-year-old me, but once I get to that point I figure I'll just go back to doing what I'm doing now?

    No?

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    It's funny, I considered doing it (in an offhand, speculatory kind of manner, not like HEY GOIN TO THE DOCTOR BRB) just cause I don't really like kids, nor do I have any desire to have any.

    I got miserly young, I guess.

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    MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Vasectomy is a weird thing for me. I understand the reasoning behind it and why men choose to do so.

    Yet at the same time, I can grasp the concept of actually wanting to get one done.

    Maybe it's because I want to have as many children as possible.

    Man i here your GF isn't up for as many kids as you homie....

    You say that like she has a choice in the matter.

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    FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Some of us don't want to fling our seed across the land.

    johnny_appleseed_1972_post_card.jpg

    I don't want this!!!

    HAHA Okay Johnny appleseed.....

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Are you gonna freeze some of your sperm first? Is that something that people actually do? Is your sperm count even high enough for it to be an issue? If you're sterile you could save so much money

    shit's expensive

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Are you gonna freeze some of your sperm first? Is that something that people actually do? Is your sperm count even high enough for it to be an issue? If you're sterile you could save so much money

    shit's expensive

    Just jerk it into a tupperware dish and chuck it in the freezer. Bam problem solved.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Are you gonna freeze some of your sperm first? Is that something that people actually do? Is your sperm count even high enough for it to be an issue? If you're sterile you could save so much money

    shit's expensive

    Nah he'll MacGyver this together.

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    Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ...Valve Junkie?

    What did Tube do to you?

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Are you gonna freeze some of your sperm first? Is that something that people actually do? Is your sperm count even high enough for it to be an issue? If you're sterile you could save so much money

    shit's expensive

    Just jerk it into a tupperware dish and chuck it in the freezer. Bam problem solved.

    our freezer just broke today!
    why are you trying to end my proud aryan line

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    FunctionalityFunctionality Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Are you gonna freeze some of your sperm first? Is that something that people actually do? Is your sperm count even high enough for it to be an issue? If you're sterile you could save so much money

    shit's expensive

    Just jerk it into a tupperware dish and chuck it in the freezer. Bam problem solved.

    yea see there the perfect alternative avoid all the costs and you still got a few boys tucked away for safe keeping cus you never know when you are gonna need em

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